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Help With Rail Please?

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*Henrik_Harlaut
Posts: 10 - Karma: -6
So I have be in park good lately and doing a lot of big triples but I still have problem with some rail. I know that goat semen is optimal choice for sliding but my primary jizz provider go on vacation this week. Mr Walnut suggest that I urinate on rail so I do this but I get stuck first try. Now I have urine on Armada rasta T and no goat semen for rail. What do I do.
Mar 3 2014 8:29PM
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adrian191
Posts: 144 - Karma: 425
use your own seamen
Mar 3 2014 8:34PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
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Mar 3 2014 8:35PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
apply goat semen to your bases and you should be fine.
Mar 3 2014 8:39PM
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*Henrik_Harlaut
Posts: 10 - Karma: -6
No I am out out you jabroni
Mar 3 2014 8:44PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,192
This sucks for Henrik. How will he practice for next years x games
Mar 3 2014 8:59PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
6/10 for trying
Mar 3 2014 9:03PM
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