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theabortionator
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So errrbody that's been hating that there are some knuckledraggers on this site. I bought an OG pair of fujatives at the mountain today, found some way to small free boots in the dungeon and started shreddin the park.

Edit maybe next weekend.


My steez > Your steez


Come at me bro
Mar 2 2014 6:59PM
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Labattski
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Cool...
Mar 2 2014 7:03PM
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theabortionator
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Also by fujatives I meant public enemies. Was thinking one thing and typed another.


#YOLO
Mar 2 2014 7:05PM
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SSteezle
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nice know you'll realize why it's annoying to ride up the lift with snowboarders or wait for them at the top
Mar 2 2014 7:15PM
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bakerpunk
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good.
Mar 2 2014 7:16PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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kill yourself
Mar 2 2014 7:31PM
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eheath
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That's why you get friends who buckle into their boards without sitting down/while moving.
Mar 2 2014 7:32PM
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SSteezle
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well you ride with pros so I'm sure they're the one's complaining about you being slow
Mar 2 2014 7:38PM
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eheath
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You couldn't be more wrong, 2/10 at trying to insult me.
Mar 2 2014 7:45PM
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emopoppins
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"fuckk, i have to ride with all my friends today who are also pro. i hope they don't hate me for getting money shots while cautiously skiing with my 3000 dollar camera"
Mar 2 2014 7:54PM
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elinde
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Like cum shots? To the face?
Mar 2 2014 8:44PM
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Cambrewski
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Sweet
Mar 2 2014 8:59PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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I will be expecting a slew of glorious falls.

Bravo.
Mar 2 2014 9:26PM
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broto
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rusty you better deliver i want to see this
Mar 2 2014 10:19PM
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skiersupreme
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and the chest and neck region
Mar 2 2014 10:26PM
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theabortionator
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I'll deliver. I just hope people don't get mad when I start stealing all their sponsors.
Mar 3 2014 5:19PM
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notspoicey
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Op will surely deliver
Mar 3 2014 5:20PM
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GayWolf420
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eheath fat jokes are so 2009
Mar 3 2014 5:22PM
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eheath
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It's all good, sourdouche has the brain capacity of a 15 year old but yet is older than me, just ignore him.
Mar 3 2014 5:30PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah i never say it cause i don't wanna help perpetuate any ski vs snowboard hate, but i wish snowboarders were required to learn to

1) crabwalk so 5 feet of flats doesnt stop them

2) strap up while moving, it's not that tough jesus




OP GO GET EM TIGER
Mar 3 2014 5:35PM
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quizbot
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Better throw a dinner roll!
Mar 3 2014 6:05PM
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yangumane
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I'm not sure why most snowboarders won't do this, but my friend pushes on the toeside of the board (like you're skating) and he's never slow... why do snowboarders push behind their front leg, as opposed to that?
Mar 3 2014 6:09PM
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theabortionator
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I do both. It depends on the falline. IF I'm in a rush I'll generally go with my foot in front but sometimes I'll throw a little bit of both in.

Can go fairly quickly either way if you know what you're doing. As long as the mountain didn't decide trails going up hill would be a sick idea once they strap in they're good till the bottom.

I'm no very good skating across flats on my skis yet. I can to it but not very fast.
Mar 3 2014 6:19PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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single planker for life
Mar 3 2014 6:39PM
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SSteezle
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I'm just saying I wouldn't wait for you and there's not a chance you'd keep up ;)
Mar 4 2014 6:19AM
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eheath
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Whatever makes you feel better
Mar 4 2014 11:41AM
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Randy_Quench
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people that care what other people slide down a snowy hill on are doing it wrong.
Mar 4 2014 11:44AM
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theabortionator
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It's generally the gapers/noobs. I would gladly challenge these haters to a dual though.

I snagged up some sweet boots
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And my skis have motherfuckin bullet shells in them

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Thinking about going over to the mountain and working on my skills while were closed. Might even build a rail at my house so I can get steezy as fuck without even getting in my car.

The haters better be working on their tricks and doing some filming because I'm going to bring the motherfuckin ruckus.

Mar 4 2014 11:59AM
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syrup.
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hahahaha lost it at this.
Mar 4 2014 12:19PM
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GayWolf420
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rear-enrty ski boots are on the come up again fo sho
Mar 4 2014 12:20PM
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theabortionator
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Sweet. I wish I could have found a size bigger but they seemed to be alright for shreddin.

I'm taking a ski lesson on friday. Going to nail them perfect turns.

Also plan on hitting the next NS gathering. Free wire coathangers to the first 10 people that say hello.

Mar 4 2014 12:40PM
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theabortionator
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It's happening. Day 3 of skiing was a success.

Found some super thug poles. Been filming some big lines. Workin on some gnarly tricks for this edit. Haters be warned, ya'll can't touch this.

I need to get a couple more shots and a dope track to put it to. It's going to be so hood your house might get lit up by gunfire just by watching it.


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