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I almost had a heart attack...
I was in the process of making an exchange for a different pair of undies at petsmart when all the sudden, I had to take a shit, yes... a shit... in petsmart... right there, right then. Well, i dropped'er right in the chew toy aisle. Trying to get my mind off of this horrible event I grabbed a kong from the wall and started rolling around with it. The toy was so much fun that I decided to steal it and show my buddies at the dog park. While exiting, the buzzer went off and my owner got arrested, but I managed to make a speedy get away. Suck my dick you fat bitch for putting halloween costumes on me! Bark.
God damn it.
fak u dolan
Wow I'm bout to kill your dog friends op
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