After living in Vail my whole life and then moving to the east I have come to the conclusion that 90% of the shit you east coast bros wear is absolutely fucking stupid.
Why the fuck do you wear multicolored bowties and pants? Its not funny you just look like a fuck face.
Why the fuck do you wear these stupid vineyard vine hats backwards every fucking day of the year? These hats look like something my fat uncle wore in 90's that he thought was cool but it wasn't, at all.
You guys and your clothes are fucking wack.
West Coast steeze is so much sicker.