freestylin up in this hizouse!...

i rapped it to myself in my head, sounded pretty ill actually.

actually a freestyle or naw?>

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

A DRUNK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahs....fuxck yalkl bitchesa

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream

HAHA, you rules Dr Chri!! lol!!

yo yo yo
whaddup whaddup
Mercer's a sick pup
thinks he can rap
like mah bathroom tap
but he ain't got crap
coz he's stuck in a vat
a cheap 'merican beer
oh oh oh, yeeeear

I sit in my ergonomical office chair
chizillin with some sizounds n' my new blonde hair
all it took was a phatt chronic blunt
and Mercer's out like a sick ass punt
but but but 'Mercer still cool!'
I freestlye yo ass for breakfast
so for rapaging you comes dead last
coz I'm gonna whoop yo ass and drink a cask

yeah, haha, nah I love ya Mercer, rockage dude.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*

i like how u added 'jew' in there right at the end.

what what, bling bling
i can't rap, or ever sing
think i'm ill, hear i'm fresh
talk more shit than david koresh.

ha ha yo yo,
im so white dont listen to this crap
fuck this shit, white man cant rap
i try to be black but i got no skill
screw this im gunna go kill...




'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp

1 44
2 45s
3 loaded clips
4 niggas ride

yo i spit words of steel
make ya drop down to a kneel
stabbed PhattTim in the chest
for thinkin he was the best
he walked up on to my stage
laid him out with my rage
threw out some shit about a jew
tim spit some shit that wasn't coo
now im coming back with the rhyme
that rocks your body like sublime
cuz i flow like a fuckin nigger
i may be white, but i'll pull the trigger
leave you laying in a pool of blood
then go home and smoke some ill ass bud
cuz i get down like that
trying to think that you were PHATT
but tim you just got fucked
maybe its my dick you should've sucked
but instead you hit up darryl
you blew him while he took a keg stand from the barrel
i always knew you were gay
trying to act canadian by saying 'eh!'
but you'll never be like them
cuz you got a tiny stem
in your gay lookin pants
all you do is bitch and rant
but we don't need your shit
cause you aint that legit
so get off the stage
before you get beat by someone under your age!....BITCH!

haha, yea thats right tim.....spit that shit back
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

yo Mercer, you think you're all that
going like you did, stabbing me in the back
It really don't matter much to me
what you think or see
coz I'm phatt with a capital 'P!'

Yo

Uh

Yeah

You just gots to recognise the jealousy
it's out of control, a felicy
the ladies say I'm a gorgeous spunk,
so yeah, uh, pretty much a hunk
but you're just gonna go thunk
when I kick you ass down into my trunk

uh

yeah

HAHA, bring it Mercer, it's OOOON!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*

im gonna wreck you in a couple hours when i go back to sleep and wake back up......
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

yo....uh....yo....yea....
lets wreck tim right here
uh.....yea.....yo...pass me my beer.....
..........(silence while drinking).........
yo it's P to tha H to tha A-T-Z
coming full speed cuz you don't wanna fuck with me
tim you trying to say i aint a 'hunk'
motha fucka you should be laying in my trunk!
cuz in every flow
i've laid you down from head to toe
i'll bash on your clothes
i'll bash on your hoes
shit, you probably don't even know you got a big nose
but that's alright
cuz my spits are tight
it aint even a question who's winnning the battle
so why don't you just go and paddle
out into a lake
cuz i take the cake
i've left you chillin in the gutter
fuckin darryl's used & abused mother
do you think your a pimp?
its too bad that your dick is limp
can't get that shit up
cuz you're just a little pup
in the rap game i play
i can sit here and write rhymes all day
should i rhyme something with gay?
na thats something i don't need to say
cuz i can go all the way
bringing the shit for C-O
its me you better know
come up creepin in your lawn
beat the shit outa you like spawn
end your life with one hand
i rule over this land

yea whats up now you little pussy bitch, haha....tim write some long flows man, you're shit's like fucking 4 lines.....or shit someone else write a flow....lets get these battles goin, i know someone out there can work me, i jsut make this shit up as i go......come on you knwo you wanna write one.....


hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

Dmanit, where lil' Tay when we need him? Remember the random thread when hefreestyled and owned everyone?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**

so you want me to free
style with you?
well you know thats wrong
cuz i got MY crew
i wanna be alone
i dont wanna be with you
if i wanna flow
i start using jew
and if i use jew i get hit
hit with a stick
or hit with a clip
it'll never stop
when the bboys rock
cuz when i'm on stage makin the wormer's flop
they listen to me
like i'm on tv
or i am clinton
with lew-in-sky
she can help me
as i rhyme so viciously
it comes from the top
and it'll never stop

uh huh yo yo yo yo fo life

bitch's ass is all phat?
i aint down with that
yeah we both white
that dont mean we can't fight
but we do it the way
the way that we should
with our mouth and our gums
not knives, fists or guns

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

that rhyme was not sick
nor ill wicked shit
i'm not diggin it
after i read that shit

the keyboard i hit
i do not dig it
i need a mic
like mike laroche
throwin the cork
all over that aval....anche.....uh..yup

bitchassphatz is the man
when he opens a can
he murders us all
his words are not dull
they flow with a beat
that i dig in the street
when i'm jibbin the urban
on that guys phat turban
is a 2 planker
using his planks
to higher the stakes
on that cantidate
once again, running for president:osama bin laden
he feels he rules the world
but he does not
he affected people
so what? so what?
i'll affect myself if i want
i'll go smoke a blunt

haha ...haha haha...haha haha....haha
a'ight a'ight...yea yea

once again i start over
for i can not flow
when i start to go
the signs turn to no...
walk is the sign
from my heart i'm die'in
i'm not feeling my beat
nor am i liking the street
where i urban grind
all of the time
my skis get all scratched
then come the bbbal bats
in the 5-0's hands
thinkin' they are the man
chompin' on they doughnuts like they are sluts
that live on the street
who listen to my beat
as i am killed
in this battle like THAT
because out from the alley, comes bitchassphatz


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

oh shit thats another to my tally
lets get this shit goin with a rally
cuz i creeped out from the shadows
keeping the drug dealin on the down lows
cuz i aint getting caught for that shit
cuz i'd goto jail and see no clit
and i don't wanna be a homosexual
used that word to sound intellectual
but my brains hit a block
cuz i have a blood clot
been smokin too much of the chornic bud
soon im gonna be talking like elmar fudd
studderin like a coke head
then soon i'll be washed up a dead
cuz thats the path that i'm gonna take
cuz i haven't seen the light to escape
the future that's haunting me
gonna die when im twenty three
cuz i'll be that O.G.
bitch ass motha fuckin phat-Z!
stalkin through the streets
rappin my shit to ill beats
fuckin up any nigga who wants to creeps
up into the mic
unless its his spits i think are tight
then we'll tag team the nation
with the the flow our minds be creatin'
cuz we're quick on our feet
we're considered elite
keepin all y'all bitches on the floor
cuz i'm straight up harcore
rappin with you pussies is like a chore
SO GET THE FUCK OUTA MY DOOR!
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

add another to your tally?
that is not how you rally
you rally like a battle
with rhymes and vocals
chilling with your homies
smokin the coco
you feel that you are better that i?
shut up you before you get punched in the eye
bullet, gun, knife and blade
all have the power, to ruin your raid
you think you can spit
listen to MY shit
it can overtake you
like a cat to a mouse
running in and out
the doors of my house

yes, that's right. i DO have a house
i don't live in the ghetto,pretending i'm black
driving my rims till my tires go flat

does that sound familiar?
or does that sound peculiar?
it should sound like thE,
thE one and only
bitchassphatz is who i do talk about
running in
and out of my mouth

he thinks he gets clit
and even sees tit
but he knows he doesn't
he doesn't get nothing
if he got something
it would be a fat cock
to put in his mouth
from a dead guy who's laying in a flock
...of geese
on the side of the street
where the bullets all lay
from the guns that they
originate from,
the gun is not fun

if you wanna see clit
come to my hit
spot, where you can watch me eat it
suckin on it
playing with it
eventually, staring at it
as it cums with juices
like those from the trees
of florida
the oranges come with less ease
than the girl when i am down on my knees

is this mic even on?
are you hearin son?
are you hearin me spit about your sick shit?
i do support you
like the farmer and his cattle
for this is my first
my very first battle
that i didn't have to diss
the person's bitch
that he 'macs' on
until he is gone

this is a...little more friendly
as i talk to you, your like my homie
so yo, you, yo you dirty
how you livin?
how you livin be?
are you feeling me?
like i feel thE?
or are you trashin me?
like you have in your posts?
that all sound dope?
are all on coke?
or are you just that ill?
as i read your spills
comin from the mic
that is all i do
and now that mic, is passed on to you


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

yo yo yo you passed the mic to the P
you know it's ending with a Z
this shits flowin like my dick
sorry if i sounded like a prick
i was just trying to write my flow
so your body would feel the show
that im putting on for you
cuz im trying to act coo
but i don't need to act
cuz my shits compact
i could write 4 lines and you'd be on your back
laying on the ground humming on my sack
i never said i was black, i said i could spit
you even admitted you liked my shit
the mics goin back and forth, who will take the torch?
all you other bitches are just sitting on your porch
cuz ya afraid to play the game
isn't that a shame?
you pussies won't give it a try
instead you'll just sit there and cry
while me and the DJ be rappin real tight
we're taking this thread to a new height
lettin ya know that you can rap if you're WHITE!

yea, that was fun. come on is anyone else gonna join in on this shit?

'what do you mean she's 15?'

that's bull shit, i wrote one and it didn't post it up here...but it counted it on the thread list....gay....i'll write another one i guess
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

hm
that is not cool at all


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

yea pass the mic my way
you'll enjoy what i have to say
cuz you just unleashed the P
ending it with a Z
i've been spittin about some ill shit
im sorry you want me to quit
but i aint goin down like a bitch
your skulls gonna need a stitch
cuz im gonna beat your ass like chucky
make you feel unlucky
you're now added to my tally
raise in co but originally from cali.
i was born to flow
i put on a good show
i make the girls cream from head to toe
they get off on my sound
cuz im ill and nigga bound
man fuck that shit, im white
and i can still rock the mic right
you even admitted my shit was tight
but now you challenged the wrong cracker
i get so mad my skin turns blacker
than any nigger you've seen
you can't even mistake me for a bean
cuz im black like the night
you can't see me in your sight
in a second you dead
cut your body from your head
it's rollin on the floor
cuz your rhymes were a bore
you got tossed and turned
met me and then got burned
thought you were skilled
but it's you that i just killed!

yea whats up now bitch......haha, this is great
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

you think you turn colors?
are you a fucking chameleon?

haha that was ill.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

haha thanks man....for you non racist people a bean is a mexican....but yea, i can change colors haha
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

okay so your rhymes are ill
so should i start to spill?
to show you all up
or lick you like my slut
which do you prefer
the horse of the burr
being pulled out of your ass
when the mic is passed
i can go forever
no matter the weather
if the clouds are up in the sky
no matter why
i'm most likely not high
maybe we're at camp
up on the glacier
in whistler we are
feeling this vibrator
in my girls pants
cuz i have no dick

awww shit.. lol

anyways,
back on the mic
is your man d
d to the j
is what i say
thats what i am
i am a dj
i come the hay
a-re-a
it is a farm
but i can still come
like it or not
i hit the spot

so you do change colors
from one to another
you think you are black?
i've had it with that
you know you are white
through all of my spite
i am too white
but going back to the fight
we can both do it
rhyme till we're through with it
once we are done
there will be none

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

now to the jibbin
i'm done with the fibbin
in the real
i'm a poor white seal
who beached from the ocean
ohio where all my flows flowin
like it or not
i wont suck your cock
for i am the hucker
the jibber
the fucker
who can end your career
with a simple stare
from my eyes
but if you dare
challenge me on the snow
i will show you
i aint your hoe
i will ski all day
jib all night
in the city, the hill, the mountain
i bite
the snow off the glacier
at C.o.C.
where i through my backflip
starting from fakie
that was my new trick
same with my cork
yes you dork
i corked that 7
i musta been sent from heaven
cuz i corked that seven

now you are down
down on the ground
lickin the piss
from my big greyhound
she pissed on the ground
i made you lick it up
like it or not
you are my slut.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

what
are you too scared to keep flowing with me?
i know what you think
you think your better than me

i think so too
but at least i'm trying
i'm not sitting here
as you type i aint dyin'
thats right
i'm still survivin
survivin online
on newschooler.com
is where i claim spot
liek it or not
i am on top

3 posts from me
and you got nothing
you are online
so i know you can see this
maybe you can
and your too afraid to challenge this
but once you step up
i'll still be here
because newschoolers.com
is where i claim my gear



Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

blah this battles gonna have to be put on hold cuz no one else is fucking helping!.....its jsut me and you dude, they're all pathedic little bitchs
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

yo yo yo, maximum respect, uh

Damnit Mercer, you got NO tang
just a whole lot of butt ugly fangs
use 'em to open your damn smelly cans
of your crappy mud slime beer
yo everyone in the house say eeeeeeaaaar!!
everyone in the house say bitch bitch bitch!
yeah get used to it Chris
coz all yo gonna get is dis
you spend too much time on da piss
but hey dat's cool nigga
shame yo dick ain't bigga
all the chicks, they all laugh
coz you go such a damn small shaft
I'm gonna cruise out to yo hood
and bust yo up real good
then steal all your hoes
and douse em good with ma hose
like I said bitch, you ain't go NO Tang!
and as fo dis rap, you can't do nofang
coz we're gonna kick your ass
and spread it all over your home town
you won't do noffin but frown
coz with dis freestylez, you ain't down
you just look like a used up clown
so when I'm done, you're gonna drown
coz you're a little white bitch and my ass's brown
so bring it back Mercer, bring it bring it back
this is ova bitch, you ain't got jack
so hear my ryhmes bitch
they go off without no hitch
you're used up and confused
yeah, yo, you got used
uh, everybody, yo, urrrrr, uh, yeah


~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*

haha props! best one i've ever heard tim spit....usually you have to decode it from your werid ass slang....i'll hit you back in a second....busy, too many fucking IMs
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

yo yo yo
you faggots can suck my dick
wait fuck that, thats sick
i dunno what type of diseases you got
i'll jsut stick to my pot
you can both go lick eachother's assholes
or fuck rabbits while i toke my bowls
im coming with some sick shit
that could make you vomit
so lets start was war
hit ya with a word that won't bore
so why not start with your dick
what can i say, it's jsut a tiny prick
tim i double your size
when your mom pulled down my pants i say the look of surprise
then she got nasty on my knob
making it throb
i shot her in the eye
din't even say goodbye
took a trip of to dj's
but first had to stop and blaze
cuz fuckin his mommy sober is wrong
so fucked up as can be, i fuck her with my dong
pushin it in and out
you don't know what that shits about
cuz tim you couldn't hit it
that bitch wouldn't even give you her digits
cuz you jsut a wannabe
trying to be like me
yet again, phat-Z

yea whats up bitch
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

haha, mad mad props dude!
This is what's up!! haha:

Yo, recognise, yeeeeeer
Yo Mercer, you think yo all that
just coz o' yo phatt pimpin' hat
mad respect for the headgear
but you fuckin queer.
I got this comp on the wire
sittin' here in my phatt pimp attair
fo dis, yo startin' to tire
so you ain't got no chance
coz I'm gonna beat yo ass at dis dance
I figured out you're problem yo
why you're givin' me such a hard go
you's jealous yo
real real jealous yo
Coz we all know
that it's winter down here
and it's summer up dere
so that's why yo's pissed
coz you got dissed
even the seasons hate yo ass
for snow, you got passed
So I'm out jibbin'
and you're in here illin;
coz damnit Mercer, yo ain't got no tang
no no, got noffang
I'm gonna jib all ova yo hood agen
yeah, so what ya gonna do then homie
uh, you think yo such a freestyle gun
but I done yo ass, done done and done
I pull more bitches than yo eva seen
even Darryl's mom is mad mad keen
as fo da Mercer legacy, dude yo been
coz I da new hip bob teen
pimpin, chillin, illin, keepin' it real
with my phatt pair o' pants, coloured teal
all the ladies, they want a feel
just coz I'm so keeeewl
yeh I'm where it's at
you smelly yat
now yo got's a nasty nasty rash
so yo's over dude
out like da mornin' trash!

Yeah, uuuuuuuh huuuuuuh, knooooow it biiiiatch!!! hehe now what's up Mercer, now what's up, UUURRR!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*

i need to find a
new vagina
any kinda
new vagina
it's hard to ryme a
word like vagina
having quite finda
north carolina!
vaaaaagiiinaaa
vaaaggiiinaaa


wait...that's just the bloodhound gang
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.'
-Albert Einstein
'My First Impression of the U.S.A.', 1921

yo if bitchassphats was some kind of a beer
yo ass would be blats so take that shit outta here
man i like heineken
you dont even compare
dont even try ta rhyme again
man you gots no fair

i'm the upper level of this game called rap
shit phatt tims so far behind he musta been takin a nap.

as fo djextreme
you musta been chuggin jim beam
all yo raps got no style and they make no sense
man you just a baby, shit you prolly still live wit yo rents.

man i got a lyrical full clip
rhymes yall wont even fuck wit
i gots mad style, mad hos, mad blunts
when i bust out my skis ya'll wont even front.

wit cml in my corner ya'll cant even win
we be bustin steezy shit while ya'll cant even spin

what what? niggas please.

d to tha m to tha mothafuckin b eatch!

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'

an i being left out?
the one with the flow
simply goes to the store
and comes back a bore?
i dont think so
dj does not exit
he only exists
without any zits
unlike bitchazz's mom pussy
that made me real woozy
when she pulled down her pants
i though i saw a cunt
actually, it was a stunt...ed
penis, long enough to throw over the fence
so i can suck it
wait thats sick
i've had enough of it
your mom is bad
tim's mom is better
i can bang her
over and over
no matter the weather

once again i am sick of this
going from that diss to this diss
let's just battle
we can keep it clean
i am sick of your moms
and us being mean

i went to the store
got my pix developed
now i know why
i rap so hella...
...good is how i like to go
when i go, i call it my flow
my pix were all of me skiing
on the water ramps
doing my thiiiing

throwin my backs
my lay, tucks , and fulls
x'in em up
just to go back old school

but eventually you were meant to be the weakest mc that ever could be
check me out in calgary-wait, why , would i go there
i live in ohio
so everyone stares
when i ski
i'm throwin my tricks
jibbin those rails
and doin my thang

at coc, they thought i was wang
till i threw my flips
they then thoght i was the shit

so when you see me
in the xgames or olympics
you could say 'i knew that dj'
he is the shit
at rapping and jibbin
he is perfectin'
everythin he does
he does without thinkin
that mc is not weak
he is not bleak
he is simply suckin
on my mom's teat

i am not out of this battle yet
i am still here
i am here
for you all to fear
i won the battle, and i won the war
no matter where i start, i am not a bore

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

i just wrote a whole fucking diss to dirty and clicked somin, now its gone....damnit.

here's a new one
dirty, my rhymes do make sense
you gotta be smart
to comprehend my part



lol

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

tim like i said
i'll cut off your head
try to jib in my hood
i'll beat you with my morning wood
or perhaps i'll show you up
slap on your cup
cuz it's going on
goin on till the break of dawn
i'll grind the rails
you'll be doing the bails
trying to keep up to me
but you can't cuz you can't see
i blow powder in your face
i go at a fast pace
wreckin your lines through out our race
why the fuck are you rapping, you jsut take up space
but at least you're giving it a shot
trying to be something your not
but you fucked with the wrong kid
cuz i'll stuff you in a trash and shut the lid
make ya smell like trash
so you can't even bash
darryl's mom for being a slut
its too bad her only real job is smut
but thats cool it provides for her son
in my opinion she's won
she makes bank having some fun
its too bad she's the only one
who would take it up the bum!

thanks all i could think of right now....i'll get you better later bitch haha
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

make no sense? you cant even flow let alone read.
you must be on crack man, or you smoke too much dirt weed.

you got no skills and no perception of the way this game is played, or the way you were made, boy its called conception.
but yo ass is too young
so hold yo tounge
you aint even got laid yet.
and ya'll cant flow to this, whos gonna win the battle? i'll place my bet.
on me, thats fo shizzy
its no contest
boy dont fuck wit me or i'll put you to rest.
wit my flows and my steez.
ya'll think you compare? wiggas please!

what what what?

dmb...niggas

'what do you mean she's 15?'

i'm gonna smash you in the face
with a beer bottle out of the case
than blow my load in your momma's face

mercer is nothing but a dumb drunk
although he does have a bit of funk
even if he smokes a lot of skunk
i got with his mom - who would have thunk?

my mom might be a ho
but it's an easy way to get dough
it's not my business if she blows
just as long as when dinner comes by she's got food to show
so really it's your loss
letting my mom be your boss


Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

googoo271 - 'dude i met this guy in whistler who knows him pretty well...so sick' (about Simon Dumont)

darryl's rhymes are pretty cursor
but there is others that mercer
he is not alone.
you can diss us all

lol nnniiiccee me

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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alright time to fuck you all.....

you all keep talking mad shit
but none of your mother fuckers can spit
dirty came with some skill
but its him im about to drill
cuz he bashes were queer
bitch i'd be the dankest beer
brewed for 17 years would taste legit
you'd all get fucked up off me and you know it
i'd only come in 6 packs
i'd cost so much you couldn't afford the tax
unless your in darryl's family
with a mom who will drink human pee
she works all day on one knee
cuz she's as talented as can be
can take two in her puss and one in the ass
i've even seen her suck off a sea bass
this flow is kinda whack
but it still knocks all you bitches back
you all get the rhymer's block
can't be rhyming on my clock
cuz i put you all to shame
thats the name of my game.

BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

newschoolers.com
you pussies think your the bomb
ya'll aint got shit on me
fuck wit my steez and ya'll will see
my lyrical flow put in to action
spit lame rhymes at me and you'll feel my reaction
a swift kick to tha dome
wit yo tail between yo legs youll go runnin home

bitchassphats cant even combat
i wipe my dirty ass feet on ya like you was a floor mat.
i flow so sick ya'll cant even touch this
while your spittin your shit i'll sit back and piss.
i'll empty my dick right to your feet
you'll be so drenched you'll be scared to compete.

mike hunt i'll be blunt, you suck in this game.
all your pussy ass lyrics make you sound lame.

djextreme you dont belong in this battle.
sit back in yo crib son, and play wit yo baby rattle.

i aint gonna lie i blaze hella herb while i ski
and i gots dirty ass steez so dont fuck wit me
i'm the d to the m to the mothafuckin b.
fuck with the cml and ya'll will get served
dont fuck wit me boys or i'll get unnerved
then you'll see the lyrical wrath unleashed on your crews
ya'll a bunch of pussy ass ryhmers who be lookin like foos.

what what? dont fuck wit da cml!!

dmb nigga


'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'

Artist: Jurassic 5
Album: Jurassic 5 EP
Song: Concrete Schoolyard

Now I'm a say this one time boy and that's my word
We rockin shots and not fire through the Hindenburg
The contribution is clear
You add water to bone
And get the Jurassic 5 on the microphone
Now if you like the tone
And how the harmony's done
And the sucka mc's die before they've begun
Well I'd like to know if
You've got the notion
Cause we're number one
I'm not trying to say my style is better than yours
I'm just on some other shit
I'm all about the beats and the lyrics
So when you hear it you can feel it
The vibe is energized by the presence of my spirit
No interference we persevere
The purpose is clear
We're here to leave your ear hurtin severe
You're lurking in fear
Cause we take it back like robbin loxly
Rockin from country sides to spots where hard rocks be
I often wonder if these MC's even know how it feels
To dedicate they whole life to this mic of steel
Its not about the bills
That's not keeping it real
A lot of tight rappers out here ain't got no deals
We appeal to the brothers with flow finesse
Cause it's the 100 watt blood shot game of death
Cause we're protected by the covenant of words and beats
Rewind and feel the heat
Recline and take a seat
So ah...

Chorus:
Let's take you back to the concrete streets
Original beats with real live mc's
Playground tactics
No rabbit in a hat tricks
Just that classic
Rap shit from Jurassic

2X

Now I walk from Tranzania
Earthquake Transalvania
And on my way I kicked a whole through the wall of China
Just to get the right blend
Cause its schizophrenic of the pathway to livin
I fell into the deep end
You shouldn't have told me
The pyramids can hold me
So now a contest is what you owe me
Pull out your beats pull out your cuts
Give us a mic, whatup
And we goin tear shit up
I'm on some old and forgotten
Sun up to sun down
Like picking cotton
The nutty professor science droppin
Rockin Robbin's hood
From New York to Compton
Me and my three sons
Jabari, Shakir, and Kahsum

Chorus 2X

Hey, I'm 2na-Fish from U-N-I-T-Y
Do or die
Anti-illumaniti, why
Do the liquid from my vocals
Make the ghetto start swimming
Forever winning I'm in it
Like Medolark Lemon
I get goose bumps
When the baseline thumps
A sucka MC freestyle
He had mine for lunch
Marc 7even get you open like an attach‚
Briefcase in this case
The victor is no way
Ah, ah the tool spinners
Cooking the full dinner
Killing the first born of lyrical Yul Brenner's
When is it the academy
Rattling your anatomy
That'll be J 5 so kill all of your fake flattery
That'll be the day
When labels pay our way
2na what you say
when MC's come to play
Man fe dead
Cause we take it back like Spinal Tap
Preparing your intellect before your final nap
So ah...

Chorus 2X

You got beef now watch how I settle it
I'll fuck around and arrest your whole development
I'm eloquent
When it comes to digital display
I'm ready for the world while you earl off the Tanqueray
Tactics, my shits Jurassic 5
Fingers of death while you exhale and inhale
With a deep breath with my Chop-Sui style
Cause I'm a lyrical chef
I gets mines to the death
Cause I be cookin
From here to Brooklyn
Your shits annoying like fat-ass Bookman
On Good Times
When I rhyme
I hit the designated area
I hope you got your shots cause this is lyrical malaria
Spreading, beheading fools with the punishment
I live in America but fuck this government
A hundred and fifty times over silk with lead
While y'all drink the similack
My rhymes are breast-fed
No artificial nipples
I flip the real skills
I thought I told you once
I kick the lyrical windmills
And backspin Benedict
Strictly for my benefit
I step on toes when I flow don't get offended
Come and get with it
Comprehended when I kick it
I represent the real
From the beginning to the end of it


thats the best rap song ever.




Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

been sittin here jus chill watchin you all spill
better melt away fast cuz ive had my fill
only mercer's rhymes are even slightly ill
so fall into the darkness cuz you look like krill

i think you got it from your momma this disease
when you came out the doctor said kill it please
they hid you away in a real dark place
everyone hopin you wouldnt show your face

but now all the people's hopes are gone
but they still do your mom they think shes a fawn
when i mess wit her i always do it in the dark
cuz i feel like i should be walkin her in a park

never let ya come over and chill in my pool
cuz ya always fill it with your slimy drool
tryin to talk shit but failing miserably
maybe its cuz you were such an ugly baby

now djextremes a real reject
looks like his birth had some harsh side-effects
ugly like a mule and stupid like a slug
born wit a little dick and a big wet rug

PhattTim thinks he's sick got some decent flows
he's about as clean as springtime snow
His mommas workin hard on every street
suckin pricks and lickin feet

now Darryl's horny mom gets ripped the most
mercer lightin him up like hes a lamppost
darryl just sits there and chills and coasts

now im gona stop cuz im startin to stray
too much smokin bud each day
now im gona go look for a lay
better all keep your moms outta my way


hey man, that dogs pissing on your 1080's!!!
THAT BASTARD!!!!

yo - never said i was good at this shit
i'm just a little white hick bitch
but i tried to be sick
and unfortunitly i sucked dick.

that is all.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.

dirty, you think you can spit
rhyming 4 lines of flat out shit
you know that wouldn't stick
unless you were a chick
then we'd give you some leeway
and wouldn't say you were gay
but i can play that game
rhyming with 4 lines
bustin in and making my claim
shaking everyone's spines
cuz i'm the motha fuckin man
its you that they'll ban
from the microphone
while i rap this shit with an ill tone
flowin with the note
spitting shit you're gonna wanna quote
yelling rhymes that could revive
any victims who felt my knives
peirce into their skin
you're the one i framed on that 1-8-7
the pigs are coming for you
they're gonna make your world blue
lock you in a cell
a place where you can yell
and scream all you want
all they'll do is taunt
and i'll be on the streets
still making ends meet

bitch

hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

Takin on all my enemies as they appear
Bustin their ass on the curb now they just a smear
Untouchable, yea im the fuckin fear

Now you bitches get down on both knees
Cuz im the avalanche takin y’all down like trees
Maybe if you hide I won beat you and take the keys
To your mommas house where shes hot for me

Don’t worry that’s ok they’re all the same
Catchin sight of me and screamin my name
Comin through like a hurricane
Yea the honeys jus see me and it lights their flame
(biky zika bika zik)

so what the fuck are you doin on here
drinkin your weak american beer
what you want jus aint clear
cuz nobody heres gona fuck your rear

so get your bitch asses outta this place
I don’t wana see no more of your ugly face
Yeah why aint you part of FIS
Buncha fags part of a dying race

Djextreme playin with cabbage patch kids
Dirty sittin here watchin pedophile vids

Mercer let off krongos yo
Watch he don’t grab your ass and slow your flow
He’ll tape it, watch in slow-mo
Tryin to make his little prick grow

Aight that’s enough now I’m out
Sorry kids don’t fuckin pout
Sorry I don’t got no rhymes about fallin out the water spout
Until next time, you ugly....uh....trout

hey man, that dogs pissing on your 1080's!!!
THAT BASTARD!!!!

So where are all you bitches at
Thinkin all your rhymes are phat
What, you got nothin to say to that
Scared o mercers big stylie hat

Throwin rocks and hittin with sticks
Wishin you had bigger pricks
Watchin my crew get all the chicks
All you sittin there watchin porno flicks

Whats the matter, got no guts
I guess it goes wit havin no nuts
Livin in your little mud huts
All your moms jus silly sluts

Maybe its cuz you got a prick to ur lips
Bet you get a lot o tips
Since you got all that practice
Yea youre on the top ten list

Maybe you got the best skis
Overcompensation for that small pee pee
Getting 2 feet of air in the park
Fuck I’ll get high and kill you nark

Better yet I bet you ride a snowboard
Yeah fallin on your ass like a gaylord
Got your hot pink connector cord
On the green runs sayin “im bored”

Yeah you don’t got the motivation to try
Think you’re chill sittin in chalet so fly
Takin in the next greasy fry
Chicks sayin look at that guy’s face “oh my”

So hurry up and start a rhyme
Before I rip into mercer and hurt his snout
So bitch quit lookin for the easy way out
Yeah fightin for fun is what its all about

hey man, that dogs pissing on your 1080's!!!
THAT BASTARD!!!!

yo yo yo
your moms a hoe
your dads a joke your kids i choke
kicked em in da face
didnt see it comin?
man your a disgrace
to the mutha fuckin human race
and all the people in here
say its queer
the way we sit here
drink beer
but i dont give a fuck
wanna fight me now
good luck
ill hands your fists
cuz your on my shit list
and if you come close even nearly?
i guess you didnt hear me
now i gotta kill you
untill you

GIVE US BACK DNA SPIN GAME!!!

PEACE





scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

I rock wit a switch, I spit when I talk
I roll with your bitch, wit a whole 10 inch cock.

fuck yall I'm out.

I don't gotta play.

MD... Dain bramaged.

Pollard and Morrison, Skogen, they rock
i was winning the game befo' they created Szocs
bitchass has got ryhme but he can't ball
going after phatty will wreck ya'll
he stays in the lines, don't dare steal a base
for if he flops he'll have scarred his face
i'll kick yo fatty lard ass down the rio grande
harvey and his fro will lend me a hand
ya'll think he's ill 'cause he flows with ease
yo yo mercer get down on your knees
your time is up so you better run
on second thought......you make me cum

(written with spiritual guidence from the asshole of the week)

__________________________________________


The devil is in the potato salad. - Magic Hat #9 cap

my friend in another school takes latin for her language..and she isnt even spanish - five0

haha MC is cool, check out MC's signaature...yay


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

you've all just stepped to the lyrically master
fuck with me and you'll feel the disaster
spit words so fast it boggles your brain
also rhymin shit like im fuckin insane
talk about burning a big fat jew
taking out a neighborhood's crew
sometimes i get coked up and i get a twitch
that's alright cuz i'll bust a dspin 900 while taking off switch
come up to the hill & i'll bust up on a kinked rail
tweek it with style by throwing a 270 off while grabbing my tail
ski down fakie the rest of the slope
while puffin a phat sack of dope
cuz if i'm not in a mellow mood
i start to yell shit and am thought of rude
but that's alright cuz i'm a fuckin newschooler
my dick doubles tim's, lets bust out a ruler
nevermind, i don't wanna make him sob
i'll just prove it by making his mom's head bob
she's done it so many damn times i don't know the sum
but the reasoning behind that is jsut like MC said, i make them cum

you the littleton crew be holdin it down
created Free-Stylers.com for our motha fuckin town
i don't give a fuck what you all think
cuz most of ya pussy fucking stink!
hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?
- took me 2 days

oh fuck
this is what i get
i go to sleep
and wake up to this shit
that aint cool
i aint feeling that dirty
when i get out of bed
your mom will be hurtin

yo dirty you think you can join this battle
half way through the war
you know i will tattle
when i see you on stage
with that mic in your hand
until i look at your board
and see you're one-plank-in
that's why you can't spit
it all makes sense
when i look at your toes
and see soft boots on those
'till you get stiff shoes
you know you will lose
you will never win
while your tryin to spin
i'm out in the terrain
showin up the park
watchin you fall on the rocks
and seein ski's spark
i am only down with mercer
i love his flow
but all you half-war'ers
i aint feeling your flow

yeahhhhh

i aint on phat's list
i aint his fat bitch
that he marks with his pen
chillin in his pen
instead of out on snow
he knows he can flow
so he sits at his desk
in his pimped ride he sits low
only if he had one
he would then know

so dirty you think you CAN fuck with me?
check out my style, then you will see
that i am not just ordinary
i am outstanding, and extroardinary
my spits are not simple
you have to be smart
to sit in your chair
and understand my part
i use big words
i'm intellectual
i am sitting here
rhyming homosectual

yea, true, i live with my folks
but it doesn't mean i can put a stick in your spokes
and i laugh as you fall
scrape your face on concrete
because your headphones were too loud
listening to my beat
as you ride your gay bike
i chill at home
with my ride nice and tight
cannondale i have me
i rode on the rocks
once i got goood, i moved to drop-offs
i dont ski how i ride
i ride how i ski
because when my bike comes out
i win all the monEY

then i whip out my skis
then i kill dirty
when he sees me ski
he'll be down on his knees
feeling my flow and watching me go
as i call him my hoe, he'll be suckin me yo

i feel bad when i read his ryhmes
they don't flow like mine
you gotten me him
to comprehend them
but on my end
and you fly as i soar
that i have won the battle
and i have won the war

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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