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Simons Overshoot VS. Tanners Chads Gap

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ReptarYolo
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I know both are terrible bails, but putting yourself in their shoes, if you had to choose one, which would you take?
Jan 7 2014 4:59PM
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Mr.Gaga
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You don't want to put yourself intoo shoes with a pair of broken ankles.
Jan 7 2014 5:01PM
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Anathema
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depends on how the fall went. would it be the exact same result? because i feel like people could actually die from a dumont-esque overshoot, whereas someone else without little pussy girl ankles would have been fine on tanner's bail.
Jan 7 2014 5:03PM
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Hypno_Cat
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I would take Tanner's bail at Chad's Gap. Tanner got off with a few broken bones, Simon was lucky to survive his. I would rather take Tanner's crash twice than Simon's. Plus just imagine how scary it must be knowing you are about to plummet 80 plus feet to flat and knowing you might now make it. Tanner barely had time to realize he was gonna crash.

They were both gnarly crashes but Simon's was worse, and could have killed him, i would take Tanner's ever day of the week
Jan 7 2014 5:05PM
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caderobinson
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Tanners just so i could say I've hit Chads
Jan 7 2014 5:56PM
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jordangaebel
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tanners because then my ankles get to touch tanners ankles and that would be so thug.

Jan 7 2014 6:04PM
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Miomo
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Well this thread has never been made before...
Jan 7 2014 6:13PM
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MothaHucker
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dear god I hope youre joking...
Jan 7 2014 6:30PM
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saskskier
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I think a more appropriate comparison would be Tanner's crash on Chad's gap vs. Mike Wilson's crash on that ridiculous jump (Mike's was way worse than Tanner's IMO) just because they both come up short.

Jan 7 2014 9:04PM
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freeskibum82
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wilson's is waaay worse. he almost died, collapsed lung, had to learn how to walk again.

i think the OP's point is, would you rather short it or overshoot. both are bad..just in different ways.
Jan 7 2014 9:22PM
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kohlblaze603
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tanner took it like a man. I'm going to go ahead and assume Simon was crying like a bitch
Jan 7 2014 9:55PM
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Plankton
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tanner was crying about his ankles the second they broke lol
Jan 7 2014 9:57PM
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milk_man
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Tanner's because CAPS AND BROKEN ANKLES
Jan 8 2014 12:01PM
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pacificnorthwest
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neither
Jan 8 2014 12:14PM
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RubberSoul
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actually i think i remember reading something by jon saying that he took it like a champ

i think ive mentioned this before but jon had a badass year that year but also was present at both those crashes... dude mustve been SHOOK
Jan 8 2014 12:54PM
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Casey
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What about Derek Spong?
Jan 8 2014 12:56PM
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galardogod
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Tanner
Jan 8 2014 1:07PM
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RubberSoul
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that jump has gotta be the dumbest thing ever constructed. oh yeah, snowmobile tow in to a 90 foot gap with a 3 foot landing, looks legit guys, hold my beer
Jan 8 2014 1:11PM
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AdiibA
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Jan 8 2014 1:19PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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he definetly started building his own jumps around that time, showed everyone how well a proper built step over can work.
Jan 8 2014 3:27PM
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Heart
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Not even a question. Tanner's crash by far. Tanner broke both ankles but I know Simon fractured his pelvis and possibly more bones.
Jan 8 2014 4:21PM
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BWalmer
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Simon should have died...and had a TON of time to think about that. Tanner wasn't really thinking about what was coming until he hit the wall. On the other hand, Simon was back skiing way sooner than Tanner, so there's that to consider. Not really sure who I would pick...but for sure not Spong or Wilson...those two were WAY worse, in my opinion.
Jan 8 2014 4:30PM
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Bogs
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You're stupid as a pile of bunny feces, huh?
Jan 8 2014 4:47PM
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JBlend
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Quoted for humor.
Jan 8 2014 4:59PM
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GayWolf420
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simon lucked out i think as far as injuries go. he still got bucked around real bad but he could of been a vegetable easily.
Jan 8 2014 5:21PM
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auski
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What were Spong's injuries from that?
Jan 8 2014 6:29PM
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dylhole
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I was there and Simon stood up on his own before ski patrol even got to him.
Jan 8 2014 6:54PM
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theabortionator
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This and obviously tanner.
Jan 8 2014 6:59PM
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tvonny
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How about Tanner's crash on Chad's gap vs. the ski patrol at 0:55?
Jan 8 2014 7:16PM
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Downtofilm
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Ohhhhh really? You go and overshoot a jump 80ft to flat, have fun!
Jan 8 2014 7:19PM
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SteezoSaurus
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Severed aorta. Astounding he survived.
Jan 8 2014 7:31PM
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GreenStezz
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This....................
Jan 8 2014 9:46PM
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perryhunter
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I think it's Tanner's who got the worst! 
Jan 8 2014 10:04PM
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Frediboy94
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Simon's was definitely worse. That being said, both of them were gnarly as fuck!
Apr 1 2014 6:47AM
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slaagmaster
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the sound of simon meat sacking is a chiller!!!!!!
Apr 1 2014 7:27AM
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CheddarJack
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Who was it that undershot that step up (I believe) and just disappeared into the powder beneath the landing? It's not the worst crash but it sure was funny
Apr 1 2014 8:39AM
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DayMan
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Holy fuck. I would take Simon's or Tanner's any day over that.
Apr 1 2014 5:52PM
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Evan.A
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I would rather do tanners since the feeling of undershooting is far less scary then shit I'm going to fast better flap my arms violently and hope for the best...
Apr 1 2014 7:25PM
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AaronO.
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This guy gets it
Apr 1 2014 9:33PM
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UFOsarereal
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reading through this thread made me realize how legendary Simon, Tanner, and Jon really are...
Apr 1 2014 9:39PM
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-WZ-
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Imo overshooting is worse because you have more time to realise that youre about to die compared to undersshooting where sometimes you dont know until the last second. Overshooting hurts more imo aswell
Apr 2 2014 12:13AM
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Karl_Hungus
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simon is such a short ball of muscle that he can eat shit and not die, put a skinny tall kid in his position and it couldve been much worse
Apr 2 2014 12:57AM
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250r
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Ii think Simons was worse than tanners but I don't know about compared to candide big bertha crash. Simon might have fallen a bit longer but he still landed on a bit of a slope. Candide went like 45 feet to straight flat. Either way they were all gnarly bails
Apr 2 2014 1:30AM
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Laughterbang
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This is how you survive 80 feet to flat; with the very faintest of mustaches... Click for larger image
Apr 2 2014 4:06AM
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Laughterbang
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This is how you survive 80 feet to flat; with the very faintest of mustaches... Click for larger image
Apr 2 2014 4:06AM
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