Ok so I just got mine today.
Opened the envelope, inside was a sweet sticker and pamphlets. Also included was a little case to hold your gum in.
Before unwrapping the case I smelled a pungent odor coming from the little case (which held the gum). Keep in mind that it is completely unwrapped, not even touched. It smelled like straight skunk and a slight hint of cinnamon. When I unwrapped it, the scent increased 10 fold. When I got to opening the actual gum case, the scent was unbearable. It was like cheech and chong had an orgy with a skunk and cinnamon, absolutely disgusting. I bit in it to find a bright yellow paste oozing out of the center. I found out this was the skunk- smelling culprit.
This stuff looks like straight up egg yolks mixed with nuclear waste.
The taste was absolutely terrible. It also stays in your mouth for a good hour after you chew it, even after drinking something.
So in conclusion:
>Fuck this gum
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