well...i was out driving a little while ago in my car when a ferrari or a lambo (i cant remember) pulled up next to me. Naturally I wanted to race that mother in my Z28. We glanced at eachother a few times and it was officially on. The light turned green and I beat him off the line...right now I had about a half a cars length on him and I was thinkin'....man I got this! Then...he must have put it into 2nd cuz I heard VVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM and watched him fly by. He kicked my ass to the next light. I wanted a rematch so we went at it two more times and he just kept spankin me and spankin me. I practically had an orgasm racing this car. what a night!
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A guy tried to switch our local phone service once. I just told him we don't have phones in our household, He just got pissed off and swore at me because He told me I was talking to him on a phone.