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Home mountain run names

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wilson_seeds
Posts: 84 - Karma: 69
What are the most outrageously ridiculous home mountain run names on everyone's home hills? At my home mountain (bump), Terry Peak, our run names are lame. What cha got?
Nov 24 2013 1:20AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
Snow Job is a named run.
Nov 24 2013 1:24AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
easy out
Nov 24 2013 1:32AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
AMF at Snowmass stands for Adios Mother Fucker


They also named the beginner area Fanny Hill haha.
Nov 24 2013 1:35AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
bike park trail name.....wreck'em. Ski trail name ecstasy.
Nov 24 2013 1:38AM
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wilson_seeds
Posts: 84 - Karma: 69
Thats what I like to see right there
Nov 24 2013 1:43AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Bachelor has some cool names. Flying dutchman, thunderbird, cliffhanger.
Nov 24 2013 1:46AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
There's a Flying Dutchman at Keystone too. Also the THunderbird lift at Jackson.
Nov 24 2013 1:56AM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
roach bowl
Nov 24 2013 2:04AM
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ankhou
Posts: 505 - Karma: 238
Revelstoke's trail names are fairly standard, but there's a whole set of patrol/local names for lines in North Bowl which are great. Mostly based off classic ski movies like Aspen Extreme and Hot Dog.
Nov 24 2013 2:23AM
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SamWithanS
Posts: 22 - Karma: 479
Bigfoot
Nov 24 2013 3:43AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Huevos grande = big balls.
Wipeout chutes
Oops
Haven't the foggiest
Nov 24 2013 6:03AM
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Hewbird
Posts: 151 - Karma: 174
Trout run in meribel
Nov 24 2013 6:16AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Quarry run and grasshopper
But the park runs are called falcon and nighthawk so that's cool I guess
Nov 24 2013 6:31AM
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GaperKing
Posts: 31 - Karma: 667
Wolf Creek- The Glory Hole
Nov 24 2013 8:01AM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Freedom, love, draufganger (?), little boulder, bunny's elbow
Nov 24 2013 11:02AM
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TheMeccaMovement
Posts: 139 - Karma: 453
run 54 looooooool
Nov 24 2013 11:06AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Jay has some good names.

Andres Paradise
Ullrs dream
Nov 24 2013 11:08AM
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TheIntern
Posts: 62 - Karma: 1,465
I remember Kicking Horse had all the runs off a particular ridge (bowl? locals wanna call me on that, idk) named after different faith's names for paradise. Valhalla, Nirvana, etc. I always liked that
Nov 24 2013 11:12AM
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GrizzGang
Posts: 44 - Karma: 124
Wet ride
Nov 24 2013 1:29PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
joint point. smookin lotsa doobies on that one.
Nov 24 2013 1:31PM
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Stallis-good
Posts: 190 - Karma: 22
Pussy Foot and Upper Leg are at Sunburst in Wisconsin. Always have thought they were suggestive for some reason...
Nov 24 2013 1:32PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2455 - Karma: 5,745
dilly dally alley
Nov 24 2013 2:03PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Most of hunters runs are named after streets in nyc.
They do have Annapurna which i think is a cool name.
Nov 24 2013 2:06PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,459
The mountain bike trails at west mountain have some ridiculous names.

They had a contest to name a trail at Oak 10 or so years ago. "Ryan's Run" beat out some good names because the owners at that time had a son named ryan. I refuse to call it that. I guess it's not that bad but the trail was open for a couple years before they had that contest.
Nov 24 2013 2:12PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Deviated Septum is a pretty badass run at Bridger Bowl, I'm pretty sure that the guy who named it was a coke fiend.
Nov 24 2013 2:25PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
the wierdest run name at my mountain is probably the one called: slippery dildo.
Nov 24 2013 2:49PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
terrain park trail is called "Look Mom"

iirc the park itself is called "Look out Mom" lol
Nov 24 2013 3:05PM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
sookmikawk
Nov 24 2013 3:43PM
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TBONE902
Posts: 266 - Karma: 709
Ganja Grove but thats a secret run.
Feffie Weffie
Nov 24 2013 4:08PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Captain Jacks Trees at Red
Beer Belly
Inagadadavida
Nov 24 2013 4:21PM
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Meeds
Posts: 73 - Karma: 335
COP had a bike trial a few years ago called Panty Waste
Nov 24 2013 4:38PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Call it quits
Nov 24 2013 5:04PM
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
Heroins chute- 3 people have died on it 60 foot drop in to straight chute. Needless to say; well deserved name

Vertical Smile- First double black on the mountain; means vagina hahahahah
Nov 24 2013 5:28PM
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triss
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 2,916
stratton has on called "Big D"

Nov 24 2013 6:32PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
All of the runs and lifts at Gunstock are named after something that has to do with guns. Trigger, Pistol, Gunsmoke, Gunpowder....
Nov 24 2013 7:26PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
White Lady
Nov 24 2013 7:37PM
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MattL_RG
Posts: 51 - Karma: 515
There are runs at my mountain called Casino and Blackjack.

Also, the mountain is an inactive volcano so there are runs called Volcano and Lava.

There's also a run that takes you from a black over to a green and its called Boo Boo.
Nov 24 2013 8:10PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
Blue Mountain had a run called "elevator shaft"; I rode it switch
otherwise I got nothing
Nov 24 2013 8:20PM
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planb420
Posts: 13 - Karma: 26
"Over Easy" at Ski Sundown in CT
Nov 24 2013 8:31PM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,366
Sweet revenge was a park run
Nov 25 2013 12:21AM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
I feel like the people who name racehorses name ski trails.
Nov 25 2013 12:37AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
my mt has gay names like "lady slipper" and "1 bowl", "2 bowl" etc..

If i were ever in charge of naming runs, there would be:

Smokers bowl (blue square that feels like double black)
Chinese downhill (top to bottom of course. motorcycle helmets and weapons required.)
Bouncing betty (violently icy mogul run)
XXX Sex Orgy (the name of the park, so parents dont take their fucking kids there)
Nov 25 2013 1:07AM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 999
There is a hidden chute off the ridge at Bridger bowl called "the fucking cunt." Can't make this up.
Nov 25 2013 1:09AM
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Dauminator
Posts: 35 - Karma: 81
Happy Hooker
Nov 25 2013 1:24AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
Lost girl, It gets kinda rapey
Nov 25 2013 10:31AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
squaw and alpine meadows have some of the best names for runs and zones. palisades (including the chimney and the loft), light towers, eagle's nest, nun's cunt, silverado, the attic, idiot's delight, the fingers, enchanted forest, the list goes on
Nov 25 2013 11:16AM
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PositiveSpin
Posts: 113 - Karma: 690
Not open anymore, but Sugarloaf in Michigan has a run called Awful, Awful...
Nov 25 2013 11:21AM
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GeorgiaJibber
Posts: 1605 - Karma: 1,344
Upper and lower Omigosh
Rock Island run
Wild Cat glade
Nov 25 2013 11:45AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
pcmr has a few mining themed runs.

namely:
Glory Hole
Naildriver

probably a few others i can't remember just yet.

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Nov 25 2013 12:00PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,160
Olympic Dreams - Buck Hill
Nov 25 2013 12:16PM
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