Paint your kitchen purple. Pay a neighbor (an ugly one) to walk around naked in his apartment. Buy a creepy stuffed dog.
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
Wait what, Jane6 is actually a chick? -Cotter