RIP CJT 3/20/74-06/27/01 Never hold back your feelings, you may never talk to that person again.
RIP MPT 6/2/79-5/22/08 I always ski with you by my side.
I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again. ~William Penn
Stand on your baggage rather than carry it, you won't be burdened and you'll be a bigger man
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."