So recently I was laying in bed stoned as fuck pondering life. I realized I love exploring the world, seeing new things, and I honestly don't give a fuck about anything so fuck a normal life.
I have came to the conclusion of being a pirate. At first I was just being a stoned fuck but after thinking it out , this path in life will lead me to be the happiest person. Out in the ocean there are no laws. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I will have the opportunity to be the captain of the ship and only include people that truly deserve to live the pirate life. If someone kills the vibe I'll just make them walk the plank.
I plan on going to college and leading a normal life. Achieving a decent job. Working for a couple years to save up. Once I have accumulated enough money I will get a couple friends to throw down and we will design the ship and hire a company to build it.
I plan on creating a ship that has about 5 floors and each floor about the size of one football field. There will be no expenses considering all food will come from the ocean and our path will be lead by the wind. I plan on having a nice pool, maybe a couple hot tubs. A shitton of fun ass recreational shit to do aboard ship. I will have an indoor/ outdoor grow op of the dankest nuggetrey so I will be set for life. Bitches aboarding the ship must be busty as fuq and always down to fuck.
Yeah just wanted to share my pirate philosophy and what my badass plan in life is.
Givin no fucks
what you are describing is called retirement, not being a pirate. You don't need an education, or any sort of savings to be a pirate. Hell, if you want to be a pirate, get a gun, drive down to the docks and steal a boat. You could be a pirate by sundown! Get 'er done!
what you described is working for a few years after college and somehow having enough money to build a massive pleasure yacht which would require a huge staff to run and just partying on this pleasure yacht with your friends and hot babes which will obviously be attracted to your college degree and 3 years work experience
yo-ho-something about a bottle of rum.
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
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im gonna be impressed with your zero expenses, considering you have to have enough power to heat and run pools and hot tubs, plus lights, plus whatever your gonna use to cook, plus you have to repair things that fail, constant maintanence on ship. sounds pretty zero cost to me
There once was a goon from nantucket,
Who tossed a cork 9, and he stuck it.
He saw the rep from line,
who said it looked almost divine,
But then told him to try not to huck it.
Most people who became successful buccaneers in the 17th century were colonial outcasts who resorted to hunting feral cattle and selling the meat and hides that they didn't eat or use. Much of their piracy was conducted in canoes until they were able to capture a larger ship and use that. Rarely did people want to be pirates, but it was better than the alternative of being a contracted imperial sailor which essentially equalled being a slave. With the exception of a few who fucking killed it, most pirates didn't make that much money, especially the 18th century pirates who you're thinking of. Their earnings were generally quite small and they spent all of their money on alcohol and hookers in ports like Tortuga and Port Royal.
In modern day you would be completely useless in a 5 story ship. Even in the 18th century pirates rarely sailed man o' war since they were extremely slow despite the firepower. Unless you got your hands on a battleship you would want the smallest thing possible that could avoid heatseeking missiles.
In sum, you're retarded. Being a pirate sucked back then and it sucks way more now. Aside from the 15 or so captains that you have heard of, everyone else would tell you it was shit.
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