"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
"I mean, Clayton's going really fast.
He's going fast I'm telling you.. like...
- Charlie Owens
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984
DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
IT'S NOT A PISTE,IT'S A PLAYGROUND
You put on your boots,click into your bindings,dust the snow off you skis and head out for the chair,and it doesn't matter that you failed a test,didn't get the girl or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter,your world is right for the next couple of hours.
“We’re going to drink until we can’t wash the PBR out of our mustaches,” - Sam Caylor
"I like to live my life by some of my favorite quotes. One of them being, "If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy." That was I believe from the late Alfred Einstein." -Steve Stepp
"Kittens aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like titties."
-Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys