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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I say, get back in the kitchen. Ok, I'm not against women, but I have been having issues with girls lately complaining about how they can't get landscaping and construction jobs because they are girls. Then they hit you for something and then get mad if you playfully shove them back. Girls get retial and waiter jobs. Guys will respond better to a girl. Girls don't necessarily respond better to guys. Thats because girls are more extroverts. GUYS AND GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT. So stop wining and accept your role as mother and cleaner and cooker and now you can have a job too, congradulations. But men have their jobs, fixing things, the taxes, etc. Sex-typing will always be around since men and women are different, so get over it.
Dec 2 2004 1:51PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
I'm sure women are lining up to be w/ you....as a future in your house, cooking and cleaning for you, looks bright, based on your spelling and grammar.



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Dec 2 2004 2:07PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
actually, i can vouch for him, hes a pimp.

and i agree. women need to konw there roles. i mean come on, they definitely should not be firefighters or police officers. i'd almost rather roll my unconscious body off the balcony of a 25 story building than be carried over the shoulder down a ladder by a female firefighter. and chick cops make me laugh.



-Joel



'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair



lanky steeze
Dec 2 2004 2:12PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
you know what pisses me off, people who correct spelling and grammar on NS. does it really take that much effort to decode a post, personally, i think it makes reading an adventure. So my message to the girl above me, get back in the kitchen.

Dec 2 2004 2:15PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
dude, ive been saying 90% of the feminist movement is bunk. seriously, we stay out of their business, why dont they stay out of ours. Its one thing to prove that women are our intellectual equals, but on average (ignoring the bodybuilder ones on drugs) men are more physically inept than men. the reason women have been put lower is'lower' positions is because they were weaker. they werent weaker because they werent allowed to do things.
-joe

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Dec 2 2004 2:25PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
crap

*WOmen are more physically inept than men
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'



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Dec 2 2004 2:26PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
woem nare too emotional aswel, i wouldn't want a mood swinging crazy person running naything, I look at menopausal women, and it's scary
Dec 2 2004 2:27PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
I hate when pople try to correct my spelling, I dont go and spell check it to make sure everything is spelled right, as long as it gets the point across
He who hesitates masturbates
Dec 2 2004 2:29PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Skibum, you're just the kind of guy that gets jealous of women who do better than you and your obviously threatened by that, othewise you wouldn't be posting all over NS about women and kitchens. Now Ricky Ricardo, why don't you get off the Internet and get a real job so you can find yourself a nice, quiet, little girl to cook you some dinner? Maybe cuz you're actually gay and can't get a real woman?



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Dec 2 2004 2:35PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
skibum your a pimp
«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
Dec 2 2004 2:39PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
christy, im hungry.






get in the kitchen. slut.



-Joel



'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair



lanky steeze
Dec 2 2004 2:42PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Really? I only cook for rich, hot, tall, men. You fit that? Cuz I got a can of spam I can make for you.



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 2:44PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Well, this is fairly hilarious. Skibum_, how many wheels does your house have?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Dec 2 2004 2:47PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i'm rich..i won the lottery.. so get cookin women





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Dec 2 2004 2:47PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
this is hilarious e-fight nikkkkkkaz
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$







'You're so white, tryin' so hard to be gangsta...just like all the boyz in Oregon, cuz yo, like so many leave Compton, to move to Bend...cuz they wanna be keepin' it real...gettin' their bling on at Bachelor and Hood.

' -christie-luv2ski



THE LAB



*NWFT*
Dec 2 2004 2:49PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Toilet since you've one the lottery, you're rich enough to buy my love and for me to hire a cook and a housekeeper. I'm a Princess by nature so I also expect all toilet seats to be porcelain too.



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 2:50PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Lets take a quick look at history shall we? Greeks thought of women as booty, treasure to be won and taken while sacking a city. Women were simply sex slaves who took care of children and men. Ok, now Greek mythology. Women are a PUNISHMENT sent to me by zeus because we stole fire from him. A woman then went and opend the box which contained everything bad and basicly fucked the world over. Her name was pandora, she was the first woman in greek mythology . So lets not take a look at christianity, Women offered us the apple of knowelage from the tree, having us kicked out of the garden of eden. Again, it was women fucking us over. So when i look at history, and see how in many diffrent cultures (roman, Mayan, Menoan ect.) looked down on woman, and that all through history women have been things. I start to wonder, Why are we getting so soft? when did women get it in their heads that they had rights and freedoms outside of the kitchen? then i remember that the only power that you really hold over us is sex. Then i start to worry. But honestly,Prepare the food i bring home so that we can eat, clean my stuff and dont get pissed off at me because your hormons are screwed up. I didnt screw them up. Its not my fault.

And seriously, why do women even want to be soldiers and join the army? are they so stupid to actually fight to get in? its not like war is fun. Thats just one of my petpeves from grade 6.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Dec 2 2004 2:54PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
you aern't a princess, princesses don't argue over NS with peopel regarding feminsism, they assasinate.

Ok, I retratc my comemnts regarding women as being inferior, they aern't inferior, they are actually superior to things such as cats, horses, etc. But not dogs, dogs are loyal, caring, obedient, and enjoy sports and hunting. The modern woman is none of these things.
Dec 2 2004 2:56PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
hahahahaha jd hahahaha that was hilarious ahhaha 'how many wheels does your house have' HAHAHAHAHAHA









'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI



'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
Dec 2 2004 2:57PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Oh I don't want to be a soldier....I can't get my nails done in the desert.

Now, here's what I wanna know...how old are all you boys in this thread? Because I have a sneaking suspicion that none of you have even started a career and are probably in college on mommy and daddy's hard earned money...



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 2:57PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
oh, and you should be more greatfull. You do owe us a rib.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Dec 2 2004 2:59PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
well christy, i am indeed rich, really, really, really ridiculously good looking, and real tall.

but screw the spam, surely your years of experience in the kitchen could produce more than that. if only steak and blowjob day would come faster...wait, no. give me a blowjob now, and then cook me a steak. i like em well done, just so you know.



-Joel



'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair



lanky steeze
Dec 2 2004 3:00PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
although i do agree with you that women and men are different, i have to tastefully disagree with you 'accept your role' comment.

i don't see any reason why women do anything that men can. there's just no reason, except for blind faith in 'the way things are'.

there are some women out there who want to be firefighters, so let them. what's wrong with that? if she can meet the physical requirements, then she has every right to do it.

if a girl's got the training to be a landscaper, then why doesn't she go for it?


but, on the flip side, there are alot of women who, instead of doing something, sit around and bitch that they can't get anywhere because they're women. THAT, ladies and gent's, is fucking bullshit. i have NO sympathy for that. sex discriminaton is one thing, but idle bitching should not be tolarated in any situation, from any person.

just my $0.02
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 2 2004 3:04PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Ha. Your odds of getting any sort of 'job' are slim to none since I'm not into teenage boys or hanging out in your room at your parent's house.



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 3:04PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
maybe we are in university on our own hard earned money and scholarships and are just angery with all the girly girls who are driving their dadies SUV's around campus thinking that they are better than us. Cause they arnt.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Dec 2 2004 3:07PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
i can see waht u mean. some girls that are like all guyish lookign with all guy clothes and shit, kinda should look at themselves, but i guess its there opinion



'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

Dec 2 2004 3:08PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Well, if you are on your own, good for you. I put myself through school and didn't drive around in Daddy's SUV cuz he's dead, I drove around in the one that I paid for.




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Dec 2 2004 3:09PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
so does this mean u want to be my cook? i pay $5.65 an hour and the sex comes free if u r hot





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Dec 2 2004 3:12PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
^





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Dec 2 2004 3:12PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
toilet, im starting to like you
-joe

________________________________________

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'



P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.



Member Number: 5172



Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21



THIS HTML IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Dec 2 2004 3:12PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
im very sorry to hear that your father has passed away. Can i ask you how old you are?

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Dec 2 2004 3:13PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
26. And Toilet, for someone who won the lottery, I only agree to be your trophy wife, not your cook.



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 3:14PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
To: skibum_
From: cristie-luv2ski
On: 2004-12-02 4:46:26

Ok, I don't know why you started this, but lets stop, ok? I udnerstand women are physically inferior, but that doesn't matter, we are all equals. Lets stop this bickering and follow the NS way and just be friends.


um... I don't want to be your friend? Girls are good for head, sex, food, and cleaning. Why the hell would I need a girl as a friend? I have a dog, and many guy friends. I don't need someone talking behind my back, gossiping about me and backstabbing.
Dec 2 2004 3:15PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
so hes paying $5.65/hr for sex?
-joe

________________________________________

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'



P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.



Member Number: 5172



Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21



THIS HTML IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Dec 2 2004 3:15PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
well r u hot cause i don't want a worn out cracked trophy wife





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Dec 2 2004 3:15PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Dude, seriously, nice try at the fake PM, but guess what??? You spelled my screen name WRONG. LMAO. That's the most dumbass thing I've seen in awhile.



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 3:16PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
no i pay for the cleaning part





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Dec 2 2004 3:16PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
hey kristi, my dad passed away too. wanna, like, spoon with me for a while?
Dec 2 2004 3:18PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
^no my wife is too busy cleaning my toilet...after we bang u can have her though





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Dec 2 2004 3:19PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
I'm not a dude and I think that's what you're into....aren't you the one posting about listening to Mozart?



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 3:21PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
Um, the fake message? wasn't me. I have no idea what you're talking about krusty
Dec 2 2004 3:21PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
Mozart is actually a serious pimp. You're just angry cause mozart is a guy.
Dec 2 2004 3:23PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
^don't insult my wife u penis





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Dec 2 2004 3:23PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
That's original...skibum keep em' coming. I got nothin' better to do at work. Was it not you that posted this above? But little boy, you spelled my screen name wrong....And if I was going to PM you, it'd be a little bit more colorful than that.

To: skibum_
From: cristie-luv2ski
On: 2004-12-02 4:46:26

Ok, I don't know why you started this, but lets stop, ok? I udnerstand women are physically inferior, but that doesn't matter, we are all equals. Lets stop this bickering and follow the NS way and just be friends.






skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 3:23PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
this just gets better and better
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$







'You're so white, tryin' so hard to be gangsta...just like all the boyz in Oregon, cuz yo, like so many leave Compton, to move to Bend...cuz they wanna be keepin' it real...gettin' their bling on at Bachelor and Hood.

' -christie-luv2ski



THE LAB



*NWFT*
Dec 2 2004 3:24PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I didn't post that. Little boy? I believe you have me mistaken with the throng of 14 year olds that have invaded NS. Not to mention you're 26, not exactly old and wise. I recomend you take your inferiority complex and put that energy into something useful and productive.
Dec 2 2004 3:25PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
yeah, if understand correctly, toilets got himself a hooker
-joe

________________________________________

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'



P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.



Member Number: 5172



Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21



THIS HTML IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Dec 2 2004 3:27PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
hmmm. ns alien? skibum's post should have been mine. and the offer still stands krusty...
Dec 2 2004 3:28PM
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*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
A hooker? Trophy Wife. And I get a Sugar Daddy.



skihood.com
Dec 2 2004 3:28PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
this is getting intense
if u were a type of poo...what type of poo would u be?
Dec 2 2004 3:30PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
dammit, why do all my posts fall under skibum? and krusty, this is your last chance at being appreciated in full for the extroardinary cook and maid that you inevitably are...going, going...
gone. now you are doomed to a life of feminism and dyking out, as you are losing out on all your opportunities to be with men wayyy out of your league.
Dec 2 2004 3:31PM
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