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Lé.Skiing
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dude any one know how to give a good massage i wanna know how to make a chick melt




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Dec 2 2004 12:15PM
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Melvs
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honestly, I don't... but I am sure google would help you out here.
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Dec 2 2004 12:18PM
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Sokiem
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Alot of it is by feeling. If you feel a hard spot/knot then you apply a little pressure and move over it slowly. Common spots are necks, shoulders, along the spine, and along the shoulder blades. Alot of the stuff you need to do is tough to explain, my aunt, uncle, and grandma are all massage therapists and taught me alot.
Dec 2 2004 12:28PM
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andyrightcoast
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Throw a nice tea blend and some white noise music with a good massage and you'll get whatever you want from that girl.


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Dec 2 2004 12:30PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn




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Dec 2 2004 12:30PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i know where the sweet spot is on the back... the lowerback... and when i mean low i mean really low.. but i cant get that far down on a girl.. it doesnt make them melt but it gets them in the mood.




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Dec 2 2004 12:32PM
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Sokiem
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I know where the sweet spot is on the back, the lowerback. When I mean low, I mean really low. However, I cant get that far down on a girl. It doesn't make them melt, but it gets them in the mood.
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Dec 2 2004 12:41PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Yes i know thats what i just said




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Dec 2 2004 12:45PM
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Sharpy
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haha, once a girl told me that when she was getting a massage, the maseus went for that 'sweet spot' and she described the spot as being 'as having a dirct line to her clitoris'
Dec 2 2004 12:53PM
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InfernoHits
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it kinda sucks giving one, I dunno if I am doing well or if it sucks. My girlfriend would have the same reaction either way cause she wouldn't want me to feel dumb, so I guess I'll never know... she never says no if I ask her if she wants one though
Dec 2 2004 12:56PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i hate massages. It's weird. I just find them really uncomfortable.

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Dec 2 2004 1:16PM
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PowderCanuck
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^you're nuts



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Dec 2 2004 1:19PM
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Lé.Skiing
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massages feel good when done right




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Dec 2 2004 1:29PM
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LittleDevil720
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a massage right now would feel great



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Dec 2 2004 3:18PM
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Anathema
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practice. I was told I'm good with my fingers and hands, but thats because I used to play classical piano for years, so I've got the dexterity, and as for my hands... I don't ever exercise them!!! I swear...




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Dec 2 2004 5:29PM
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Apple
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find how how much pressure they want in the massage, and then use that much pressure. Ask them if its alright and they will either tell you how to do it better or tell you what your doing wrong. Never ever put pressure on the spinal chord its self.

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Dec 2 2004 5:53PM
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Lé.Skiing
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trixta i play guitar, is that the same thing??




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Dec 2 2004 6:16PM
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NickMartini
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tell her yyou want to stick you beef in her buirito!



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Dec 2 2004 6:51PM
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fourdskate
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i always go on the outsides of the spine, but lower back on chicks is good too. getting massages is nice
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Dec 2 2004 6:56PM
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T.L.
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scalp massages are the best i love when chicks play with my hair.

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Dec 2 2004 7:02PM
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five0
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my mom owns a hair salon and we used to get hour long swedish massages for almost free it wsa nuts and it sounds faggy but facials feel pretty damn good too
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Dec 2 2004 7:05PM
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t-roy
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real massages hurt but afterwards you feel soooo good...i got chills just thinking about it
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Dec 2 2004 7:06PM
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freeride1260
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there's one girl in our school that loves giving massages so whenever i see her and have a couple minutes i'll just sit down and get like 5 minutes of an incredible massage.. it's great

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Dec 2 2004 7:28PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah some girl at my school will give any one a massage but if you ask for it she'll be like noo, just cause you asked for it




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Dec 3 2004 1:17PM
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*i<3snow*
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i love massages. they feel sooo good. but you can tell the people who really know how to give them, because if your experienced at giving massages, they you their fingers and like do wierd stuff that is actually really retarded, but feels so good. and i hate when people massage in the same spot for a long time... it starts to hurt. you have to move around and include variety. :) now i want a back rub...






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Dec 3 2004 1:40PM
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Anathema
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SxMarty... yea it is pretty much the same. We have nimble fingers man. We're for sure good massager dudes.




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Dec 3 2004 3:29PM
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ScratchCobra66
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The most comforting feeling is another humans touch. Anways, i love massages, they're most definanly awesome.







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Dec 3 2004 4:33PM
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Saba
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the best is when a guy is giving you a massage and runs his fingers over your lower back REALLY lightly a few times
Dec 3 2004 5:48PM
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freeze_and_burn
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^oh i agree with that
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Dec 3 2004 5:54PM
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404404
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Sokiem would offten give me massages by his fire place, rember those times josh? rember?
Dec 3 2004 9:16PM
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DAMICO
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dude a massage works everytime........

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Dec 3 2004 9:20PM
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bleu-rodeo
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yo man ...start with the shoulders move slowly up the neck then your fingertips further up till your in her hair...OH SHIT she will tingle all over if you do it right man then tickle her shoulders

Dec 3 2004 9:59PM
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