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Police use 'nose telescope' for cannabis odour mapping.

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JAHBRADOR
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10448756/Police-use-nose-telescope-for-cannabis-odour-mapping.html

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Nov 14 2013 4:08PM
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Backyard.Skier
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fuck the police
Nov 14 2013 4:10PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Nov 14 2013 4:12PM
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Wallisch_pl
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FUTURAMA
Nov 14 2013 4:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
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well at least he looks cool using it
Nov 14 2013 4:20PM
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CheddarJack
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I don't get it.. What's the point of having it on your nose? Can't they just make a device to measure the amount of weed in the air by itself?
Nov 14 2013 4:28PM
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zues
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CLEARNET Warning!
Nov 14 2013 4:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 14 2013 4:32PM
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adzy
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I'd start laughing if the cops starting search bags and then pulled that thing out! Just crop dust them while they're using that thing, they'd love it!
Nov 14 2013 5:00PM
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maximiliaan
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is it like a smellmaster 9000?
if so, professor Keenbean was already using it in the 90's.
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Nov 14 2013 5:27PM
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chickenonabun
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It's legal, but it can't produce smoke that smells? lolwat... how come they don't care about cigarette smoke which actually smells bad.
Nov 14 2013 6:37PM
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Holte
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They couldn't pay me to use that thing.
Imagine the poor cop that accidentally points it at some dog shit.

Officer down! OFFICER DOWN!
Nov 14 2013 6:44PM
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earl.squirrelson
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i want to fart write in front of that
Nov 14 2013 6:44PM
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GayWolf420
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That would make a great vape.
Nov 14 2013 6:45PM
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Miomo
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Fucking Olfactometers. How do they work?
Nov 14 2013 6:47PM
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Laurent.
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Who nose?
Nov 14 2013 6:49PM
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SFB
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marijuana smoke definently smells bad, and is more punget and noticable then cigarettes.
Nov 14 2013 6:49PM
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danderson.
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They're just going to find a bunch of skunks.
Nov 14 2013 6:49PM
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k-rob
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america is weird
Nov 14 2013 6:57PM
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hippy.
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Smoked a cigar once, the next day mom asks why I smell like cigarettes and lectures me on how horrible smoking is..Smoke an eighth of some OG Kush, the next day she doesn't even question me..So tell me more about this pungent scent
Nov 14 2013 7:21PM
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Spagett+
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I smoked a hippy once. The next day my mom lectured me about being too hardcore.
Nov 14 2013 7:22PM
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hippy.
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Nov 14 2013 7:27PM
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DaffyDaDak
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Now they can really look like pigs!
Nov 14 2013 9:17PM
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Olimar
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This cant be real....
Nov 14 2013 9:21PM
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Calb3rt
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Play
Nov 14 2013 11:03PM
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Malcolm
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You sure this isn't The Onion?
Nov 14 2013 11:19PM
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MNS
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Looks like i'll be making a poop moat around my grow op. Enjoy that smell suckers.
Nov 14 2013 11:23PM
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.Hugo.
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I read the title as cannibals. Wutted hardcore
Nov 14 2013 11:26PM
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eheath
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Nov 14 2013 11:50PM
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Jeebus.
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The fuck are odours.. Its odors damn you.
Nov 14 2013 11:54PM
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Phil-X-
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Ok heres my guess...


They cant measure the PPM because it would be breaking laws requiring a court order or warrant, the nose allows them to just say probable cause "It smells like weed" and fuck you.


aka now they can bullshit probable cause more then ever before.
Nov 15 2013 12:00AM
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coling
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I was thinking the same thing. Anyways fuck the po
Nov 15 2013 12:58AM
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.Apex.
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I don't think it even picks up smells. They just wait to see what group of people are laughing uncontrollably at them using this thing then arrest them for cannabis consumption.
Nov 16 2013 3:58PM
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Negro_Jesus
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Ah, i see you are american.
Nov 16 2013 4:02PM
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JAHpow
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woah
Nov 16 2013 5:05PM
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Horsefacekillah
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good thing i hide my weed in my butt
Nov 16 2013 8:07PM
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Bart.Man
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I want to fart write, too. I just can't figure out how to focus my ass gas well enough to form legible letters. Any suggestions?
Nov 16 2013 9:38PM
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skiierman
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I like it. It'll help cut down on non-violent crimes and it'll keep hippies away from civilization.
Nov 16 2013 9:40PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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So whats the radius of sniffage these babies get?
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