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The worst photography.

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PacificRimJob
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This is a place to post photography that, while meant to be serious by the person who edited it, is just awful and needs to be killed with fire. Doesn't have to be yours, just stuff that you come across in general and find to be over-done or just bad all the way around.

basically, this is a place to post 'what not to do... ever... ever ever...'


Nov 10 2013 3:19PM
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Laurent.
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ISN'T IT LOVELY?


Jul 1 2014 6:05PM
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Forcillo
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with the caption: "Didn't think I'd be able to do anything that great with this. Glad to see I was wrong."


Another, with the caption: "This photo was well-worth the leg pains!"
Jul 1 2014 8:29PM
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Hodor
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guy was in my photo class and thought his work was the shit. He put this stuff up on his Facebook photographer page to promote his work. it hurts me.
Jul 4 2014 10:31AM
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Hodor
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guy was in my photo class and thought his work was the shit. He put this stuff up on his Facebook photographer page to promote his work. it hurts me.
Jul 4 2014 10:31AM
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Laurent.
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dub_step


2deep4me

also that font is a joke on it's own, adding another layer of complexity.

10/10 would hang on wall.
Jul 4 2014 12:29PM
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Forcillo
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omnidata2deep4me

also that font is a joke on it's own, adding another layer of complexity.

10/10 would hang on wall.


If I'm not mistaken he actually used 2 fonts in the photo.

Depth level: Mariana Trench.
Jul 4 2014 1:29PM
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Forcillo
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CheddarJackOh boy, this just popped up on my Facebook feed. This couple hired a "professional" for a photoshoot. He included his booking info and everything in the photo description.


Wait fuck is that Katie Marki? I totally thought she was a lesbian.
Jul 4 2014 1:57PM
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CheddarJack
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ForcilloWait fuck is that Katie Marki? I totally thought she was a lesbian.


hahaha yup that's her
Jul 4 2014 2:23PM
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skiersupreme
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Jul 6 2014 12:10AM
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act.resist
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Jul 16 2014 2:19PM
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erikK
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butterslut.





wtf is white balance anyway
Jul 17 2014 1:10AM
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Laurent.
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Freedom to be photography should be renamed to: Dutch angles and Dutch angles only.
Jul 17 2014 1:49AM
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rballs_
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This thread gives me a headache.
Jul 17 2014 2:43AM
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Mr.Sloth
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gonna threads this cuz it makes me happy
Jul 20 2014 3:40PM
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CliffyByro
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Mag


turning a shot from a 5d3 into something that even a gopro would have done better.


do you know who took this? i have a feeling it was my friend haha.
Jul 20 2014 5:03PM
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miroz
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I can't believe I'm just now seeing this thread. These are hilarious.

MOAR!!
Jul 20 2014 11:36PM
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Mag
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CliffyByrodo you know who took this? i have a feeling it was my friend haha.


Yeah it'll have been one of the Aberdeen or Glaswegian guys, I don't remember(/care) who, as long as I know it's not yours hah.
Jul 21 2014 3:18PM
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CliffyByro
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MagYeah it'll have been one of the Aberdeen or Glaswegian guys, I don't remember(/care) who, as long as I know it's not yours hah.


Yeah it could be any of them tbh. There's a few I know who have 5d's, their own websites and Facebook pages etc etc and consistently put out shit like this. Some of their work is good but the majority is pretty underwhelming haha.

Always nice to see garthdee on here though! If you look carefully you can see the imprint where I landed face first on the mat and nearly ripped the skin off...
Jul 21 2014 7:31PM
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TijmenDal
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Jul 24 2014 5:23AM
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.Rybak.
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CheddarJackOh boy, this just popped up on my Facebook feed. This couple hired a "professional" for a photoshoot. He included his booking info and everything in the photo description.

Jesus christ...
TijmenDal





HAHAHAH holy shit this is gold.
Jul 24 2014 9:56AM
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PacificRimJob
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These are hilariously awful wedding photographers... Even if their photos are good, they basically ruined this event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0JTy9x2CNE
Jul 25 2014 3:31AM
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PacificRimJob
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Wait... woman was using a fisheye at 1:20...? Is she the fucking wedding version of Sklar?

I mean, use a fisheye if the wedding is happening in a fucking STADIUM, maybe, but in this venue? Hahaha.
Jul 25 2014 3:42AM
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Laurent.
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DingoSeanThese are hilariously awful wedding photographers... Even if their photos are good, they basically ruined this event.


NOOB GRIP ALERT!



That D700 deserves a better home.
Jul 25 2014 5:02AM
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Splice.
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dub_step


Oh my god.
Jul 27 2014 1:13AM
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-emile-
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am I missing something or is this thread exactly the same as the ''facebook people who call themselves photographers'' one ?
Jul 28 2014 4:00AM
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.Rybak.
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omnidataNOOB GRIP ALERT!



That D700 deserves a better home.


It looks like shes even holding it off axis. 2 edgy 4 me
Jul 28 2014 4:03AM
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.Rybak.
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omnidataNOOB GRIP ALERT!



That D700 deserves a better home.


It looks like shes even holding it off axis. 2 edgy 4 me
Jul 28 2014 4:04AM
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.Rybak.
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omnidataNOOB GRIP ALERT!



That D700 deserves a better home.


It looks like shes even holding it off axis. 2 edgy 4 me
Jul 28 2014 4:05AM
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act.resist
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omnidataNOOB GRIP ALERT!



That D700 deserves a better home.


lady needs to go back to shooting birds nests in her backyard
Aug 2 2014 12:02AM
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lgski
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DingoSeanThese are hilariously awful wedding photographers... Even if their photos are good, they basically ruined this event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0JTy9x2CNE


this actually made me angry
Aug 2 2014 1:12PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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'Sheffield Photographers' strikes again

This is special.

Aug 13 2014 5:47PM
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CheddarJack
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^ holy edgy overload
Aug 13 2014 8:10PM
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Forcillo
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Oh.
Aug 18 2014 5:17PM
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WPoch
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just came on my newsfeed

Sep 2 2014 9:34PM
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WPoch
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not to mention her eyes are looking in opposite directions..
Sep 2 2014 9:35PM
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Blynch2
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lIllI


People who ruin otherwise good photographs with poor composition. 90% of verticals make me rage.


Total noob here. First time coming into media and arts. What is wrong with the way he took this? Is it because there's too much sky and no subject? Sorry for the stupidity.
Sep 7 2014 8:56PM
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WPoch
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WattoTotal noob here. First time coming into media and arts. What is wrong with the way he took this? Is it because there's too much sky and no subject? Sorry for the stupidity.


No worries your just asking...

This photo is a landscape photo. Usually with these kinds of shots, a landscape angle is used, not a vertical. The subject is beautiful but the composition is horrible. It cuts off the amazing looking mountains and shows useless ugly looking mud-sand at the bottom and too much sky at the top.
Sep 7 2014 9:24PM
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Forcillo
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WPochNo worries your just asking...

This photo is a landscape photo. Usually with these kinds of shots, a landscape angle is used, not a vertical. The subject is beautiful but the composition is horrible. It cuts off the amazing looking mountains and shows useless ugly looking mud-sand at the bottom and too much sky at the top.


It's mostly just because of how grossly skewed it is.
Sep 7 2014 10:40PM
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.frenchy
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TijmenDal



Hahahahahahaha this made me LOSE IT.
Sep 9 2014 1:08AM
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PacificRimJob
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ForcilloIt's mostly just because of how grossly skewed it is.


But also because of how poorly composed it is...

You can fix the angle, and crop it.. but you can't really fix just cutting out areas to begin with.
Sep 9 2014 1:36PM
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spruitm
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butterslut.





You can't blame someone for having a right leg that is only half as long as your left leg
Sep 10 2014 11:50PM
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act.resist
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spruitmYou can't blame someone for having a right leg that is only half as long as your left leg


i wonder if they actually crank their body that way, turn the camera, or do it in photoshop. IDEFK
Sep 14 2014 4:03PM
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j-cal
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skiersupreme


Is that a pizza print guitar?
Sep 14 2014 4:07PM
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Forcillo
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Can we just talk about the fact that this piece of shit was in explore?
Sep 14 2014 5:07PM
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act.resist
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Forcillo


Can we just talk about the fact that this piece of shit was in explore?


her two middle toes are longer than the rest...wut
Sep 14 2014 7:03PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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butterslut.her two middle toes are longer than the rest...wut


mine are like that...

also here is this, so many flares

Sep 15 2014 12:21AM
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PacificRimJob
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butterslut.her two middle toes are longer than the rest...wut


It's common. It's a bitch to fit ski boots to sometimes, however...
Sep 15 2014 1:43AM
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act.resist
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DingoSeanIt's common. It's a bitch to fit ski boots to sometimes, however...


wow ive never seen that! but i really don't pay any attention to peoples feet. ive only seen people with there second toe from the big toe be slightly longer than the rest.
Sep 15 2014 11:41AM
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PacificRimJob
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butterslut.wow ive never seen that! but i really don't pay any attention to peoples feet. ive only seen people with there second toe from the big toe be slightly longer than the rest.


Haha, OT, but that's absolutely nothing compared to some of the hoofs I've seen on people...
Sep 15 2014 12:19PM
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act.resist
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ok
Sep 25 2014 10:17PM
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