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My dorm room sucks ass.

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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
Anyone got any links or ideas on some shit i can put on my walls?
My fuckin dorm room looks like a god damn jail cell.
+k to some good links

looking for flags or anything else that looks dope and gets the bitches.
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Nov 10 2013 12:42AM
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JAHpow
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There's some unique/cool things here


http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
Nov 10 2013 12:44AM
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Wompuscat
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All dorm rooms suck ass. You get the bitches, not your dorm. Once you move to an apartment, if you're rich, your apartment can get bitches.

Stop wanting a better pad, get some game.
Nov 10 2013 12:45AM
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Wallisch_pl
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http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com
Nov 10 2013 12:45AM
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Balto
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porn?
Nov 10 2013 12:50AM
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BROSEIDON
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American flags, replace your light bulbs with black light bulbs so you're vision is permanently messed up
Nov 10 2013 12:55AM
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caucasian_chad
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Turn it into a prison cell.
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Nov 10 2013 12:56AM
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Stose
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Society6.com
Nov 10 2013 1:04AM
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Chubbs.
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lookin for flags and stuff.. on a college budget
Nov 10 2013 1:09AM
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SmotSmoke
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Find that vacant room and get into that shit man. No roommates and its about as good as it gets. You basically have two apartments for the price of one. I turned the extra dorm I found into a theater and the girls liked that but eventually the room was discovered multiple times because it smelled like weed but the last time it was blatant because my roommate was being a asshole rat told the RA that people were in a vacant room at the worst possible time.
Nov 10 2013 3:22AM
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PeppermillReno
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Ummm go buy some posters or a tapestry or a flag to make it not look like a jail cell?

Isn't going to buy posters one of the first things a freshman does upon arriving to college in the dorms?


Get this one its the headiest college poster.  You will have immediate cred.

http://www.barewalls.com/pv-552740_High-Again.html


Nov 10 2013 3:38AM
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whoa-dere
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a whiteboard is so fun and helpful. you can draw dicks, write to do lists, motivational messages, or whatever bullshit comes to your mind. have one on your door and one on the inside
Nov 10 2013 3:41AM
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PeppermillReno
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http://www.amazon.com/Highagain-Heineken-Spoof-11x17-Poster/dp/B003RXYQKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top


That was out of stock, heres a link to somewhere you can buy the sickest college dorm poster ever for 8 bills.


Ya welcome!
Nov 10 2013 3:45AM
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coling
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Haha
Nov 10 2013 3:47AM
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BLADEE
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Be original and buy a tapestry
Nov 10 2013 6:55AM
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BigScaryLarry
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if your school has free printing just go print out a bunch of cool photos and hang em up
Nov 10 2013 7:51AM
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7-11_Slurpee
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I love my dorm room and it was easy to make it just a little more like "mine." It was actually my roomates idea to do this. He took all of the full page pictures from powder and freeskier from the last 5 years, cut them out, and made a collage across the whole room. It's cheap and everybody always says they think it's cool which i would assume would curve your lack of bitches.
Nov 10 2013 8:29AM
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TechnoPotamus
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SOLD
Nov 10 2013 10:19AM
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theabortionator
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You don't have any posters or anything? I mean you could grab random flyers and posters off the walls to start you off till you acquire some. Honestly I have too many posters, not enough walls. Too many frat bros, not enough balls.


Build several fake windows and put a completely contrasting scene outside each one.

Or burn it down and give them plans on building a new one
Nov 10 2013 11:35AM
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WU-sconsin
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most dorms do suck as far as I know
Nov 10 2013 11:36AM
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first_rodeo
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OP resides in forced triple
Nov 10 2013 11:40AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I cover my walls with used condoms
Nov 10 2013 11:41AM
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DubV134
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Painted an American flag on one of my walls back in school. Turns out drawing our flag to scale that size is sorta a challenge but the finished product looked badass
Nov 10 2013 11:46AM
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theabortionator
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It's stripes, a rectangle, and a few stars. 3 colors. How hard could it be?
Nov 10 2013 11:54AM
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brotherdad
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Collect pictures of pretty ladies around campus
Nov 10 2013 12:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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so they're still bare then?



;)
Nov 10 2013 12:45PM
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DutchMastaTHC
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ZING!!
Nov 10 2013 1:19PM
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TheIntern
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Flags are dope, especially if you can get one of your home state/province/city. I didn't check if you were Canadian and don't want to go do that now, but here's a retailer north o' the border: http://www.theflagstore.ca/

Also, christmas lights. Bitches love christmas lights and they set a mood like no other. Local hardware store has em.
Nov 10 2013 1:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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a purple name? this is some fancy shit right here!
Nov 10 2013 1:39PM
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Spagett+
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How did you become the intern?
Nov 10 2013 1:40PM
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Pudge
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I got a wicked Swiss flag, old fashioned Chamonix travel poster, The Wall album artwork, a Monet painting, Warhol print, and a Pulp Fiction movie poster. My half of the room kills it, nearly zero useful wall space where one could put a poster. But then BAM

roommate has this friggen Italian pride poster with really shitty sketches of mobsters? It has Tony Montana on it, who is not Italian. Idk what the fuck it is but his half of the room really sucks.
Nov 10 2013 1:47PM
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TheIntern
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I was hanging out behind the potted plant in the office for like 10 minutes. Everyone thought I was the boss's kid, then I jumped out and spooked them all.

It made a great impression, and here I am today.
Nov 10 2013 2:45PM
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Spagett+
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Nov 10 2013 2:55PM
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Chunter
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I have these on the walls of my room in my HOUSE I rent.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/USA-Flag-U-S-A-Flag-Black-and-White-Flag-American-Flag-/261311732655?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cd7649baf

http://www.ebay.com/itm/COME-AND-TAKE-IT-ASSAULT-RIFLE-FLAG-3X5-GUN-CONTROL-RIGHT-M4-TEXAS-GONZALES-F674-/200927399645?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2ec834cedd

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So rebellious and what not...
Nov 10 2013 4:04PM
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PizzaKid
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Put some trail maps on your wall, it's almost free and looks pretty cool
Nov 10 2013 8:03PM
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Backyard.Skier
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buy a bong and smoke inside it and you will never think its shitty
Nov 10 2013 9:10PM
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DubV134
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Draw one, to scale, that is 7 feet tall. Obviously not the most difficult thing you will do but a challenge nonetheless, to trace every star and make sure everything is lined up evenly

Also army supply stores usually have a selection of flags
Nov 11 2013 9:29AM
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90053
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He never said they were his
Nov 11 2013 10:29AM
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TheSkiingBlader
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Go on the level 1 website and buy the level 1 poster pack. They gave me like 15 posters for 20$. Such a great deal and people always compliment me on them.
Nov 14 2013 9:14AM
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AcidKneeDrop
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This
Nov 14 2013 9:55AM
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Heart
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Trail maps, posters, christmas lights, paintings. Hang something up on your walls and your dorm will look much more welcoming.
Nov 14 2013 11:32AM
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A-Bois
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Click for larger imageBuy a whale shark. you never get bored with a whale shark
Nov 14 2013 9:12PM
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japanada
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rastabate an image. Its free cause you print it off the schools printers, it can be as big as you want, you can you ANY image. Huge beaver and tits on one wall, sick ski shot on the other. BOOM!

http://rasterbator.net/
Nov 14 2013 9:56PM
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