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NS I need your help

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earl.squirrelson
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I'm taking a girl on a date this weekend, I was planning on taking her to a jump rock by the river but its raining!! I want to do something creative not boring, but all my ideas involve some sun! It isn't to cold here but it is meant to be pouring! Help me with some ideas +k for good creative ideas +k for shit ones and taking the piss aswel, after all it is NS
Nov 8 2013 3:25AM
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Phil-X-
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Fuck her in the backseat of your moms accord
Nov 8 2013 3:34AM
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Bachto
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What you will need:
A truck
Some firewood
Matches
Hotdogs/marshmallows
Roasting sticks
Blankets
A tarp
condom (optional)

1. pick up date in truck
2. go out to a secluded spot
3 do some wheeling (girls love some wheeling)
4. Find a good spot to stop and make a fire
5. using the firewood make a fire using only one match to show manliness
6. Pull out blankets and hotdogs/marshmallows
7. Roast hotdogs/marshmallows while under the stars (girls love stars)
8. just talk about whatever for hours
9. Have sex under the stars
10. Profit

Nov 8 2013 3:39AM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
It would be pretty manly to light a fire when it's puring, I just got one issue with this whole scenario.. How will we see the stars?
Nov 8 2013 3:42AM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
Otherwise 2 great ideas so far.. Unfortunately my mother does not have an accord... Will I still get laid?
Nov 8 2013 3:43AM
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Bachto
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shit...
Nov 8 2013 3:44AM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
It is vital I get some good ideas, and in turn some nudes
Nov 8 2013 6:04AM
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Aidan-G
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Bring her over to your place. Watch a movie. Preferably Schindler's List or The Road. You know, something to put her in the mood
Nov 8 2013 6:17AM
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JahLiam
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Glow in the dark bowling
Nov 8 2013 6:18AM
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Ski_Alot
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bitches love glow in the dark bowling
Nov 8 2013 9:12AM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
Should I make my move during the movie, or should I wait till she is so upset and take advantage.. I am also concerned there will not be enough tissues for both the movie and proceeding events.
Nov 8 2013 2:36PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
It's on my mate pile, usually packed with kids though, which is unfortunate as I have to stay 100 yards from them at all times, could be difficult
Nov 8 2013 2:38PM
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Malcolm
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Story time
Nov 8 2013 2:49PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
I was once a priest... But really someone help me out, I'm freaking out what to do!
Nov 8 2013 2:52PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
Bump cause I'm picking her up in about hour and I still haven't planned anything!!!!!!
Nov 9 2013 5:16PM
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Spagett+
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Take her to the aquarium.
Nov 9 2013 5:19PM
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BigScaryLarry
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alright earl what are your venue options?
i can tell you this tho bitches love being kissed in the rain. they think it is the most romantic thing ever. i dont know why but its true. then you are both all wet and you end up having to take off all your clothes to dry them. then you know what happens ;)

Nov 9 2013 5:22PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Rain gets the bitches wet.
Nov 9 2013 5:25PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
The only thing I can think of is got to some cafe by the water and got to jump rock anyway, it could be cool in the rain.. I feel I should have a back up if she doesn't want to do that though.. Aquarium is a good idea but just too far away. Can go to movies and stuff, but it sounds a bit boring.
Nov 9 2013 5:25PM
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earl.squirrelson
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I just hope there is no crocodiles
Nov 9 2013 5:27PM
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Spagett+
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Just take her to:
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Nov 9 2013 5:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
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tell her there's a party in your pants and she's invited. and then bang her mom instead. she'll never see that one coming
Nov 9 2013 5:48PM
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