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If you had to pick a uniform that all hot girls would wear at all times

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coling
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The other day in walmart in summit i saw a girl wearing a a tall black hoody, tight black jeans and black flats with socks. I wish it would be mandatory for all girls to wear this as a required uniform.
What is your choice for the hottest outfit (within reason, not lingerie) that you would have all girls wear. Specify hot weather outfits and cold weather outfits
Nov 4 2013 1:50AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I don't know about uniforms, but goddamn do I love nutella. I know it's basically chocolate in a jar, but it has the goodness of hazelnuts and like 15 cups of milk in every container. Whatever the fuck it is, it provides me with the energy I need to start my day. Sometimes I put it on toast with a little bit of brown sugar and cinammon, but believe it or not I sometimes stir it into some vanilla yogurt too. Try that shit. It's also great on strawberries, melons and peaches. It's remarkably low calorie and delicious as fuck. If I had one wish, it would be to visit the nutella factory to see how exactly they make this magic happen. Holy shit I'm now craving nutella like a motherfucker. The open jar is just about empty, but I have another half dozen downstairs in the cellar. Got the lot of them for $15.99 at Costco, which might seem steep until you price it out. That's less than three dollars a jar. When the chinese finally lose their shit and launch the nukes, I'm going to be sitting pretty, because I'll be chilling in my basement watching That 70's Show on DVD and mowing down on some delicious, life-sustaining nutella. Anyway, those uniforms sound pretty good I guess, but you've got to admit it'd look a whole lot better slathered in nutella. Thanks for listening.
Nov 4 2013 1:52AM
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coling
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Nutella on crepes at the crepe stands in europe is awesome
Nov 4 2013 1:57AM
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Troy.
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librarian glasses + those croakies that can float + fly fishing waders + the stupid hat that has the pinwheel thing on top that a kid wears in every cartoon ever + fishnets (over the waders, of course)
Nov 4 2013 2:01AM
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coling
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Ur sick
Nov 4 2013 2:01AM
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Finkle
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OP just started puberty.
Nov 4 2013 2:09AM
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coling
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Lies!
Nov 4 2013 2:10AM
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will_powder
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sun dress duhhhh
Nov 4 2013 2:12AM
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coling
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What about cold weather?
Nov 4 2013 2:14AM
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will_powder
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What about hot weather?
Nov 4 2013 2:15AM
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Troy.
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what about i slap you in the face with my rock hard misdirection?
Nov 4 2013 2:18AM
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will_powder
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Sounds like a good time
Nov 4 2013 2:19AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
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yoga pants.

...and nothing else.
Nov 4 2013 2:25AM
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coling
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One time I saw a girl wearing yoga pants with no underwear and you could clearly see her snatch
Nov 4 2013 2:27AM
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VersaceCockring
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op is clearly 12
Nov 4 2013 4:48AM
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JAHBRADOR
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everything Supreme. I like my gurls to have $W4G.
Nov 4 2013 6:46AM
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Huck_Norris
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*A1D$
Nov 4 2013 9:07AM
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TechnoPotamus
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THIS JUST IN, IT IS INDEED A COOL STORY!

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Nov 4 2013 9:13AM
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nutz.
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That was the best thing I've ever read.
Nov 4 2013 9:14AM
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KaneDog
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Tall tee and thats it :)
Nov 4 2013 9:59AM
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bnewbs6
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This was gorgeous. Thank you for brightening my day.
For legit "uniforms". Volleyball stuff is pretty nice.. I'm also a firm believer in yoga pants.
Nov 4 2013 10:09AM
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Phil-X-
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Well done, quality post. 8.7/10 : Would Read Again.

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Nov 4 2013 10:18AM
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MASkier
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Sundresses
Nov 4 2013 10:26AM
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.Hugo.
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Birthday suits
Nov 4 2013 11:19AM
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SFB
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I don't know about uniforms, but goddamn do I love nutella. I know it's basically chocolate in a jar, but it has the goodness of hazelnuts and like 15 cups of milk in every container. Whatever the fuck it is, it provides me with the energy I need to start my day. Sometimes I put it on toast with a little bit of brown sugar and cinammon, but believe it or not I sometimes stir it into some vanilla yogurt too. Try that shit. It's also great on strawberries, melons and peaches. It's remarkably low calorie and delicious as fuck. If I had one wish, it would be to visit the nutella factory to see how exactly they make this magic happen. Holy shit I'm now craving nutella like a motherfucker. The open jar is just about empty, but I have another half dozen downstairs in the cellar. Got the lot of them for $15.99 at Costco, which might seem steep until you price it out. That's less than three dollars a jar. When the chinese finally lose their shit and launch the nukes, I'm going to be sitting pretty, because I'll be chilling in my basement watching That 70's Show on DVD and mowing down on some delicious, life-sustaining nutella. Anyway, those uniforms sound pretty good I guess, but you've got to admit it'd look a whole lot better slathered in nutella. Thanks for listening.
Nov 4 2013 11:22AM
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Clameltoe
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yoga pants, loose belly shirt, ugs or flats of some sort, hair with loose curls, nice tan, big ones, white girl preferably.
Nov 4 2013 11:41AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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wasn't sure you were 12 until this.
Nov 4 2013 12:03PM
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Backyard.Skier
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every single slut ever
Nov 4 2013 12:30PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
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right?
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Nov 4 2013 1:25PM
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Blurst
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man i hope this wasnt a serious post.
Nov 4 2013 1:28PM
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act.resist
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Well if were on this topic ill throw in that if i were to choose a uniform for guys, a flannel, dark jeans or khakis that are form fitting but not skinny, and some sort of tan shoe. And i would prefer if they had a beard and wore hats but thats optional.
Nov 4 2013 1:33PM
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act.resist
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Thats gross, stop.
Nov 4 2013 1:34PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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What if I told you that what someone finds attractive is subjective.
Nov 4 2013 1:38PM
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Tree60
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yoga pants, ugg boots, and a north face vest.



oh wait...
Nov 4 2013 1:41PM
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act.resist
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what if i told you that you chose me out of the 4 people who quoted that comment with similar responses, because im a pinkname?

also, i have the right to think an opinion is stupid. i think that girls who dress like that are normally shallow minded idiots who's only lives are greek life and judge people based on their appearance. TYPICALLY. if they're not then i like them. i for one don't judge people based on their appearance.
Nov 4 2013 1:51PM
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Gundalf
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Scarves and brown leather boots generally with a dark pair of skin tight jeans or white pants. I don't know why.
Nov 4 2013 2:03PM
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Backyard.Skier
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sounds like me..

but to bad i hate you so you can't have!
Nov 4 2013 2:08PM
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rudager
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All day, everywhere

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Nov 4 2013 2:12PM
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Finkle
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The first line of your Sig went perfectly with this picture. +K
Nov 4 2013 2:27PM
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*geezer*
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those are actually what we ladies call tights.
Nov 4 2013 2:35PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Jesus christ, don't feel too special.

Also:
>i think that girls who dress like that are normally shallow minded idiots
>i for one don't judge people for there appearance.

Top fucking lel butterslut, top fucking lel.
Nov 4 2013 3:26PM
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a_burger
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nothing at all
Nov 4 2013 5:54PM
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coling
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Said every ugly girl ever
Nov 4 2013 6:19PM
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coling
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Those could be yoga pants
Nov 4 2013 6:22PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I am fully torqued right now. Thanks for that pornographic read.
Nov 4 2013 6:27PM
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SFB
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DUDE GOOD ONE!!!!!
Nov 4 2013 6:37PM
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Zimmerman
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The lack of pics in this thread disappoints me.
Nov 4 2013 6:45PM
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walterson
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op's girlfriend
Nov 4 2013 6:49PM
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daannnnieel
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And this is how I know you're in middleschool.



Also, long shirt, and leggings/no leggings underneath, either way looks good.
Nov 4 2013 7:04PM
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coling
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I agree somebody fix this
Nov 4 2013 9:43PM
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