Haha shit. You came to a weird place for straight answers. But it's pretty simple to get started:
Go to a nearby resort and rent some gear and take some lessons. Do this several times, and maybe try both skiing and boarding. If you like it, buy some used gear and keep taking lessons. The first thing you need to learn is the basics of turning and shit, before you think about anything else.
And you know what, Henrik? Fuckin' send it, son.