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Pornography for a Seasons pass

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DMA_Studios
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Some guy called me today after I posted my freelance services on Craigslist (Film production) and he asked me if I'd be interested in "Partnering up and filming adult videos". I had no idea what to say at the time so I told him I'd call him back after I gave it some thought.

Now I'm fairly broke at the moment, and within 7 days, the price of a seasons pass is going to shoot up from $499.00 to $799.00 Which is f**king ridiculous (Stevens pass)

So i'm under some pressure to acquire money, and to do it quickly. I spent my entire life trying to be a good person, not stealing, not selling drugs, not shooting porn..
But this maybe the first time I'm going to have to break a few of my moral codes just to get a seasons pass within a week.


is there another way I can go about getting a pass? something that doesn't require me to lose my dignity?

or should i just steal drugs and sell them to the porn stars i'm filming



Oct 24 2013 12:33AM
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earl.squirrelson
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Cause it is extremely hard to get a work and travel visa, not to mention the cost of going to college there is a lot considering I have to pay it out right... Yeah it had massive benefits... Ie, before I left I did nothing for a while... But if you are actually living or socialising at all it is very hard to make money. Trust me, I've looked into it. No doubt I'll be saving up again to do another season... I know I got a pretty sweet deal here, safe streets, pretty good chance at a career etc etc... All I was trying to say is that our ski resorts rip us off, and they do... Why? Because they can
Oct 24 2013 5:36AM
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Wallisch_pl
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What'd it say
Oct 24 2013 6:51AM
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Aidan-G
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You ever see the video of the camera man who got bulls-eyed by the male performer? It was that in gif form. Hilarious
Oct 24 2013 6:53AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Lol pm me it if you have it
Oct 24 2013 7:02AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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film bitches get money
Oct 24 2013 7:26AM
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JAHBRADOR
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\you make like fuckin' $25/h working at McDons. Shudafukup.
Oct 24 2013 8:08AM
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ski4fun420
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This is a no-brainer... Film porn, make money. Ski all season.
Oct 24 2013 8:23AM
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Huck_Norris
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Oct 24 2013 9:23AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Aidan fucking relax in this thread would ya pal?
Oct 24 2013 9:32AM
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Aidan-G
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I got bored. Don't worry, I'll be asleep for the next 8 hours
Oct 24 2013 9:33AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 24 2013 10:07AM
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EC-Skier
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One of my buddies filmed for Penthouse, said it's some of the easiest work he's ever done and the pay wasn't bad. Fuckin do it
Oct 24 2013 10:16AM
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Kid.Kelley
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Watching porn for money. I don't see why you are hesitant. Don't get a boner or you will be that guy
Oct 24 2013 11:12AM
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7-11_Slurpee
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Seems like easy money to me. Just don't film the behind the balls angle. Absolutely nobody appreciates that.
Oct 24 2013 12:17PM
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ElMexicano
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no just Pete.
Oct 24 2013 12:40PM
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youngdtay
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Penthouse =/= Random Amatures looking on craigslist. The pay might be non-existent in this case.

inb4 A Serbian Film 2.
Oct 24 2013 12:53PM
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Peter.
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do it and then obviously post the video here
Oct 24 2013 1:04PM
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Cufe.
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I hate to be THAT guy, but if you're fairly broke then don't spend the money. I know its skiing and I am sure that I will get nothing but hate for this, but resort skiing is not usually a good financial decision. You have food prices (yes, you can bring your own, but many don't); you have gas to pay to get to the hill (unless you live there); you have maintenance fees for your gear (wax, P-tex, ect); you have to pay to get up the hill; and if you are like some folks on NS, new gear to buy. Unless you live in a resort town, this really adds up quite quickly. In addition to this, there are often alternatives to resort skiing that can be easier on the wallet. Alpine Touring being the first thing that comes to mind for me. Hopefully this doesn't garner too much hate, but it is what I would do in your situation.
Oct 24 2013 2:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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"fairly broke" on NS is more closely related to "mom and dad won't buy me the new iPhone and I can't afford the new Saga gear if I buy it myself" than "I have eaten nothing but rice and potatoes for a month and I live on a couch. What is a season pass?"
Oct 24 2013 2:05PM
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.AR6rider.
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I also think it's hilarious that people who live near real mountains complain about a $500 season pass. Hell, even $800. I haven't bought a season pass in a few years but I'm pretty sure it's $550 now for my shitty, 180 foot vert landfill.
Oct 24 2013 2:08PM
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Cufe.
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Whistler is the local hill here, it is an hours drive and a non-early bird seasons pass come out to the lovely price of $1,899 for those who are over 19. Touring on the other hand comes out to $0 and you get better powder.
Oct 24 2013 2:30PM
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Spiri7o
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Exactly
Oct 24 2013 2:32PM
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Spiri7o
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I would get details on this guy before you just show up nude
Oct 24 2013 2:32PM
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powderdrunkie
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Just dont ski this season man, stevens is overrated anyway...
Oct 24 2013 2:38PM
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DMA_Studios
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LOL
I'm not your average NS saga trust-fund child.
My parents don't do shit for me, other than provide a roof over my head, which I'm lucky to have considering they paid for most of my schooling and I'm not even paying rent.
But i'm always fixing things around the house and maintaining the property which counts for something... regardless, I need to find a job.
Oct 24 2013 2:44PM
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DMA_Studios
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Is it really?
I usually ski snoqualmie, but me and my buds were thinking about making the switch to Stevens.
Oct 24 2013 2:46PM
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DMA_Studios
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fuckit... going to start looking for work in Oregon, if I find something... I'm getting a pass at Hood.
Oct 24 2013 2:49PM
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powderdrunkie
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Meh I was mostly playing devils advocate. But truly thinking about it Alp is more gnarles and if im gonna drive 2 hours somewhere its sure as hell going to be crystal. I get about 4 or 5 days in at stevens every year tho. Its fun and all. If im going to go north east for 2 hours then im going to baker in 3....
Oct 24 2013 2:50PM
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.AR6rider.
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Forgive me if I'm not doing the 4chan thing right, but...

>lives at home
>doesn't pay rent
>doesn't pay for school
>"parents don't do shit for me! I mow the lawn!!"
>"broke"

Hahaha good joke. Sell your camera if you're that desperate to ski.
Oct 24 2013 2:54PM
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DMA_Studios
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how about I sell myself to your mum? god knows she hasn't gotten a mans attention since you were conceived.
BIG $$ there
Oct 24 2013 3:19PM
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ImNotARacist
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This For real If I had a camera I'd have started that day.
Oct 24 2013 3:23PM
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UphillIce
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I think the worrying part is the "partnering up" mentioned in the pitch. You want someone to hire you and pay you. This sounds like it could be someone who wants you to film, do post, maybe even chip in initial capital, all for a potential benefit down the line.
Oct 24 2013 3:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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Well, shit. You got me there. When you attempt this, can you at least advertise on Craigslist so some poor, private school kid can make a few pennies filming it? After all, household chores just aren't cutting it for season passes anymore when you don't have a real job.
Oct 24 2013 3:47PM
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SKI.ING
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Have you been touring and doing backcountry? Or just haven't been skiing much lately?
Oct 24 2013 3:51PM
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erejto64
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you could discover the secret of how they last so long...
Oct 24 2013 4:09PM
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howlongcanausern
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$800 to ski in the rain, holy fuck washingtonians are retarded
Oct 24 2013 4:14PM
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TheGreenBastard
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This is about pornography NOT austrailia, a country with some weirdo fucking porn, u gotta do this by the way, otherwise its gonna be a story with a super weak ending, "i could have gotten a pass by shooting some porn, but nah, i was a pussy and i didnt want to have to explain it to people", anyone thats gonna give you shit for this is a fuckin prude anyway
Oct 24 2013 4:25PM
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CaptainObvious.
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inb4 OP shows up and gets coerced into buttsex.
Oct 24 2013 4:41PM
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Twinjibber77
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NS sticker on a big booty
Oct 24 2013 4:44PM
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250r
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try living in whistler on $10 an hour...the season passes are $1300 at the cheapest, normally more like $1700, and housing and food is expensive as fuck. Then again, you're an aussie, youve probably already fuckin been here
Oct 24 2013 5:02PM
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DrZoidberg
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Is this item involved i the shoot?
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Oct 24 2013 5:09PM
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Mr.SoloDolo
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videos or it didnt happen
Oct 24 2013 5:14PM
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Huck_Norris
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Haha he shows up for the interview and it's just a couch.
Oct 24 2013 6:01PM
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earl.squirrelson
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yep... and it was cheap as fuck
Oct 24 2013 6:05PM
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earl.squirrelson
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i did work at maccas... when i started i got like around 6.50.. when i left i was getting around the 11 or 12 mark.... i'm now 22, working in a logistics company getting around 14.50 bucks, which is pretty standard... there is noway anyone earns 25 bucks an hour at maccas... they'd have to be a manager, and if they did, they'd get like 4 hours of work per week.
Oct 24 2013 6:09PM
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Juicy-J
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This. If you end up on camera give a shoutout to ns, the ratchets and call out dramallama at climax
Oct 24 2013 6:56PM
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daskis
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Good luck getting an actual job if your future employer finds out you were in pornos. Also sounds mad sketchy to me. But you're a guy so I guess it's not as bad as if you were a girl. Who knows. But do you really wanna fuck gross porn sluts? Do literally anything else... Landscaping maybe? Sell some stuff? Get a job and borrow some money with the knowledge that you'll be able to pay it back shortly?
Oct 24 2013 9:51PM
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Aidan-G
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Filming, not starring
Oct 24 2013 9:56PM
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daskis
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Hahah oh! Hell ya then... who cares? Just make an agreement with the guy to not have your name or any of your information be available to anyone who has access to the films. Do it under the table only.
Oct 24 2013 10:04PM
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Crispy.
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I'm gonna be the first to say it: ClarkG and the other aussies stop your arguing about cost of living, it's boring as hell.
Oct 24 2013 10:22PM
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