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Aaaand Now I'm Sad.
Next time you have a crush gather up some confidence, grab your dick and ask her on a date. If she denies you move on, if not great try to have her kiss your dong. the end. - JakeAssBeatClap
Bitches. Be. Tripping. - Mones
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
I'd so rail jon olsson's face on a hot chick body - Anathema
Don't push me. I will knock you out with a shovel and drag my penis across your face while softly singing Amazing Grace - .AR6rider
That just made me really want some jelly beans
That is bullshit for sure. It's like those pictures on twitter that say you use up all your time doing things that you need to do so you have no time to study in the average school year.
repost but still good points made
To bestow upon females' genitalia a titillation unlike that which they have ever had bequeathed unto them in this mortal span of days is the driving force behind man's ever present urge to best his peers in contests of might and wit.
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