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help me get out of a test

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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
i cant find my book/dont wanna take the test. i got my mom to sign this-

'Nick has recently lost his history book and is not prepared for the test today. Please allow him until day 8 (tomorrow) to make up the test. Would it also be possible to let Nick borrow another book until he can find his?'

i have to take it tomorrow if he lets me off, but will that do? and what else can i do to get out of it?
Nov 30 2004 4:37AM
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Make your mom think your sick, Still the best way to go....
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Nov 30 2004 5:09AM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
ive been talking to her for like an hour trying to get out of it already, she knows im not sick
Nov 30 2004 5:13AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
skip.

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Nov 30 2004 6:50AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
help me get out of my 3 essays due thursday, and ill help you get out of your test.

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Nov 30 2004 6:54AM
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skiierman
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Go down to the nurse and explain to her you have explosive diarrhea. She has to let you go home for at least two days.







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Nov 30 2004 7:15AM
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Ryno
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or eat some freaky shit and make yourself sick...eh, eh, eh!
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Nov 30 2004 7:36AM
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skisebski
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right...




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Nov 30 2004 7:40AM
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bromleyskiier
Posts: 75 - Karma: 12
shit your pants right before the test... it may be smelly, but the nurse will let you go home. either that or say 'bitch wipe it off and go back to class'

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Nov 30 2004 8:19AM
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Master_Quiff
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
you gotta make yourself sick. If you want it bad enough you'll get it
Nov 30 2004 8:53AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
try cocaine- i've heard that will mess you up enough to miss the test
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Nov 30 2004 8:55AM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Just dont show up. Or the night before, make yourself puke on your floor by your bed. And then in the morning be like, ohhh im sickkkkk. It may be messy but it works. Unless your moms a bitch.
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Nov 30 2004 9:13AM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
i took it today and i know i failed it, but im also trying to get my parents to let me drop the class (honors history sucks), so that only helps.
Nov 30 2004 1:48PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
you should have went and found a kid with mono and made otu with him. You'll get out of tests for the next three months.
Nov 30 2004 1:53PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
that would be completely stupid...he'd miss the ski season
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Nov 30 2004 2:31PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
you could have just purposely gotten in trouble









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Nov 30 2004 3:20PM
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