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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
http://clickingbad.nullism.com
Oct 14 2013 6:55AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
I didnt think it would run while my computer was off, I guess it did.

Im rich bitch.
Oct 14 2013 11:48PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
so much for going to bed..
Oct 15 2013 12:16AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
That is exciting if we don't have to leave it running while we sleep.
Oct 15 2013 12:18AM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
Whose still up distributin?
Oct 15 2013 1:35AM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
I have 1371.5% risk of being caught, since I plan on turning my computer off. How have I not lost? Can you not lose?
Oct 15 2013 2:17AM
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eheath
Posts: 61155 - Karma: 118,843
Started a new cook on my laptop about 3 hrs ago and im up to 6.1mil/sec. Saving up for the moon lab and el presidente.

If my calculations are correct ill have over 100 trill on both of my cooks by the time im at work tomorrow at 6am. kinda fun to start from the beginning again though.
Oct 15 2013 2:38AM
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Top_Gun
Posts: 258 - Karma: 469
Although i'm quite happy with my 47.5 mil / sec has anyone figured out JavaScript hacks for this?
I've been looking through the source code and i'm getting close but it won't work
Oct 15 2013 4:28AM
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line686
Posts: 406 - Karma: 205
Just got a third moonlab. Making $118.3m/s.

Hoping an update creates a way to actually lose.
Oct 15 2013 4:51AM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
with the new lawyer upgrades i havent been able to get above 0% chance to get busted
Oct 15 2013 6:23AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
Seriously, if this was real life, the entire planet will have died from a Meth overdose.. and I mean fucking fish and cats would be addicted as well...
Oct 15 2013 7:29AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
have 4 el presidentes and 4 moonlabs. makin over 150 mill/sec
Oct 15 2013 7:49AM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
58.5 mill/second and had about 526 trillion when I woke up
Oct 15 2013 8:16AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
My lawyers are now demigods. They didn't make it harder, they made it EASIER to win at this.

Oct 15 2013 8:27AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
  • Batches cooked: 24,602,659,243
  • Batches hand-cooked: 251,603
  • Batches sold: 22,314,390,675
  • Batches hand-sold: 2,329,219
  • Total upgrades purchased: 37
  • Total cash earned: 1,148,764,920,576

Got two moonlabs, 42 immortal lawyers, a third world country, and my meth van now plays a jingle.
Oct 15 2013 9:10AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
cant believe im playing this
Oct 15 2013 9:13AM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
im making 111.2M a second
Oct 15 2013 9:14AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Calling BS! I am making 184 mill/sec and only made 2 trillion over night
Oct 15 2013 9:32AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i opened up a new tab before i refreshed the game so I could compare the two. went from $51.5 to $30.5 per., & my risk went from 0 to 45%. The meth-o-matics went from producing 120k/s to 14k/s.


Oct 15 2013 9:41AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
Well shit, guys. I think we now all know how to fix the economy.
Oct 15 2013 10:05AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
yep, the new versions harder.
Oct 15 2013 10:09AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
Batches cooked: 58,464,999,768
Batches hand-cooked: 1,760,561
Batches sold: 50,255,610,182
Batches hand-sold: 4,549,512
Total upgrades purchased: 37
Total cash earned: 1,792,945,586,590
Oct 15 2013 10:09AM
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corona
Posts: 12754 - Karma: 32,305
thought this thread was going to be about physics
Oct 15 2013 10:12AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
I can't buy storage sheds fast enough.

hell, I can't buy laboratories fast enough to keep up with how much I'm getting from selling.
Oct 15 2013 10:41AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
You mean chemistry...?
Oct 15 2013 10:47AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
you guys are all n00bs...

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$537,072,308 per second bitches....
Oct 15 2013 10:50AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I think he means physics?

that's what I thought too.
Oct 15 2013 10:52AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
just been letting it run while i've studied/been in class the past 24 hours and I'm making $215,000,000/sec.
Oct 15 2013 10:55AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
I have over 1000 Sauls now. I should run for office.
Oct 15 2013 10:56AM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
eww still selling that crystal junk.  its all about the blue platinum
Oct 15 2013 10:57AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
yea... i didn't really take the time to upgrade...

Welp since I ruined the game for myself by cheating, might as well ruin it for you guys as well.

On chrome: Right click anywhere on the page -> inspect element -> console tab -> paste in the following:
pd.cash.amount += 99999999999990;
Oct 15 2013 11:13AM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
has anyone experimented to find out if your rate of cash actually decreases if you have no meth and a negative net batches per second?  at that point do you only sell the amount you make per second?  or does it glitch and just give you whatever your current rate of cash is anyways?
Oct 15 2013 11:33AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
YOLO!!!!

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1000% Chance of getting caught and still cookin!
Oct 15 2013 12:15PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
pussy shit
got at least one of everything
  • Batches cooked: 17,159,455,669
  • Batches hand-cooked: 452,845
  • Batches sold: 17,159,175,048
  • Batches hand-sold: 1,408,225
  • Total upgrades purchased: 38
  • Total cash earned: 576,432,193,192
Oct 15 2013 12:21PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
So do I, but I'm trying to get caught. Sold all my lawyers and am just buying things to increase risk. I'm at 3,000% risk chance.

Batches cooked: 13,857,210,382
Batches hand-cooked: 262,924
Batches sold: 7,301,425,209
Batches hand-sold: 675,832
Total upgrades purchased: 38
Total cash earned: 283,319,968,897
Oct 15 2013 12:24PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Pussy shit. Got at least three of everything.

Batches cooked: 74,850,200,134
Batches hand-cooked: 1,707,898
Batches sold: 74,814,339,950
Batches hand-sold: 5,522,010
Total upgrades purchased: 32
Total cash earned: 3,852,892,123,137
Oct 15 2013 12:27PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Pussy shit. 6 presidentes and 5 moonlabs

Batches cooked: 226,338,184,114
Batches hand-cooked: 1,420,434
Batches sold: 193,153,882,068
Batches hand-sold: 1,563,920
Total upgrades purchased: 37
Total cash earned: 6,233,358,000,728
Oct 15 2013 12:33PM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
  • Batches cooked: 72,248,733,334
  • Batches hand-cooked: 8,161,669
  • Batches sold: 41,343,460,635
  • Batches hand-sold: 5,965,206
  • Total upgrades purchased: 38
  • Total cash earned: 1,602,938,763,517
Oct 15 2013 12:50PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
lost me there.
Oct 15 2013 1:13PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Currently making two trillion a second, fuck this im done
Oct 15 2013 1:19PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I mean billion, trillion would be a bit much
Oct 15 2013 1:20PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
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Oct 15 2013 1:53PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I make 23000/s with only dealers and storage sheds.
Oct 15 2013 2:01PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
how the fuck? I'm at 80M$/s and I haven't topped 200B yet.

Also how do I get it to run when I'm offline? left it overnight turned off(after hearing that it still works) but came back with the exact same money.
Oct 15 2013 2:01PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
This game is dumb. I have a 3,820% chance of getting caught and nothing is happening. I am trying so hard to get caught and it wont let me.
Oct 15 2013 2:04PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
It's gotta stay connected to the internet which you can't do when your computer is off... you fucking idiot.
Oct 15 2013 2:08PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Stats

Batches cooked: 2,894,958,298
Batches hand-cooked: 4,456,455
Batches sold: 2,003,519,449
Batches hand-sold: 62,871,225
Total upgrades purchased: 37
Total cash earned: 76,079,496,245

I'm not even using an auto-clicker.
Oct 15 2013 2:11PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
You found a truck load of cash, containing $5e+77 inside!
Oct 15 2013 2:33PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Theres a way to give yourself basically unlimited money, ruins the game of course
Oct 15 2013 2:44PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
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I have 3 moonlabs right now
Oct 15 2013 2:44PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Fucking weak. I got 4 moonlabs and 4 El Prez'. GOML.
Oct 15 2013 2:53PM
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