Today I fell in love with a bear. His name was Nikolai.
"NS =semi pornographic, ski dating, subject matter experts about law, drugs, culinary, gaming, automotive, and nonsensical jibberjabber / troll haven / school of internet sexuality and spelling."-Rick.Roll
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
i lost it when he got up walked over and handed him back the chair
To bestow upon females' genitalia a titillation unlike that which they have ever had bequeathed unto them in this mortal span of days is the driving force behind man's ever present urge to best his peers in contests of might and wit.