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FREE JOYSTICK POLES.

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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
To celebrate the reactivation of the Joystick NS account we want to give away 5 pairs of Joystick poles + 5 Gulf Beanies this week. The rules are easy, simply send an email to INFO@JOYSTICKSKIING.COM with a quick paragraph about why or how badly you need a new pair of poles.

Feel free to send photos of your current poles for +K (sorry had to!)

Don't forget to include your address in the email in case you win.



Fine Print:
A portion of the proceeds will NOT go to Margetts because the poles are free.


Oct 2 2013 5:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,717
Because I broke my spicolis I got a few years ago on my last day this year.
Oct 2 2013 5:19PM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
Pass that! Right to info@joystickskiing.com

Papers.
Oct 2 2013 5:20PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
I came here to make a Margetts joke.

I love Joystick.

Oct 2 2013 5:30PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Sent.

I've had joystick since day 1. Ant gave me a joystick scarf that he hand made because i rocked the poles. Give me a pair so i can have joystick park poles to match my fujas BC poles.
Oct 2 2013 5:32PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
just sent mine in!
Oct 2 2013 5:35PM
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Brown_Bag
Posts: 273 - Karma: 677
Sent, #stripperlife
Oct 2 2013 5:36PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Sent mine out, and my address right after. Sorry I forgot it, I just got too caught up in the story of Poley McPoleman and Leke McPoleman
Oct 2 2013 5:43PM
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goodenoughbgk
Posts: 223 - Karma: 12,252
FREE SHIT > everything
Oct 2 2013 5:58PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
just sent in my email....really hoping i get a pair of poles
Oct 2 2013 6:03PM
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rememberscott
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 5,199
dope diggity. atta way joystick
Oct 2 2013 6:52PM
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nicetwins
Posts: 189 - Karma: -7
Done. Check. Email sent!
Oct 2 2013 7:00PM
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ghetto_blaster
Posts: 342 - Karma: 3,452
little ironic cause marg used to ride for joystick
Oct 2 2013 7:10PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2455 - Karma: 5,745
sent. i really need this
Oct 2 2013 7:51PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I hope my reason was good enough. I gots no money.
Oct 2 2013 7:52PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Just sent in my entry! I'm hoping my pictures worked. This is a sick thing you guys are doing too!
Oct 2 2013 7:57PM
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failbear
Posts: 105 - Karma: 547
What if I sent you an email detailing the immense amount of buyers remorse I am feeling after purchasing a pair of Char poles....
Oct 2 2013 10:05PM
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rasta_bry29
Posts: 30 - Karma: 570
Just sent you an email! when will we find out who won the contest?
Oct 2 2013 10:06PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Sent!
Oct 2 2013 10:26PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Damn Gato I really needed some new poles :(
Oct 2 2013 10:40PM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
Char Broiled
Oct 2 2013 10:42PM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
Have you read a Dolores Lachapelle book?
Oct 2 2013 10:44PM
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UFOsarereal
Posts: 2282 - Karma: 1,109
sent
Oct 2 2013 10:54PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
wahoo sent
Oct 2 2013 11:13PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
I haven't but I would if I could get my hands on one. I saw her quote on a ski website and like it, so that's why it's part of my sig.
Oct 2 2013 11:17PM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
I found one of her books on Amazon years ago. She was a badass woman for sure. If you can find the book Sacred Land Sacred Sex buy it... she goes off about all kinds of crazy shit and there's multiple chapters dedicated to her take on powder snow. Its some hippie shit but so good.
Oct 2 2013 11:19PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
Done!
Oct 3 2013 12:00AM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Wait...something's not right here. Haha but if you actually do have five pairs then I will because I have a good story I just shared with Joystick.
Oct 3 2013 12:12AM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
Just went over 200 emailed entries. Gonna start sorting them tomorrow but keep them coming through Friday.

We will announce the winners over the weekend.


Oct 3 2013 12:22AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
done
Oct 3 2013 12:24AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Sweet, I'll look that one up. It would def be interesting to look at powder skiing from a philosophical standpoint.
Oct 3 2013 12:34AM
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M3TRO
Posts: 645 - Karma: 5,389
done! thanks for giving back boys!
Oct 3 2013 2:29AM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 42,823
Done, thanks for the opportunity
Oct 3 2013 3:54AM
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Fehkd
Posts: 30 - Karma: 22
Sent, sick thing you are doing
Oct 3 2013 5:26AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
USA only?
Oct 3 2013 5:46AM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Would have been a lot more fun if people posted them in here instead of emailing them to you...
Oct 3 2013 6:30AM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
Definitely! Good call.
Oct 3 2013 8:43AM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Or better yet, posting the winning entries as a news article! I always love reading that kind of stuff.
Oct 3 2013 9:26AM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
That's what we will do.. there's some entertaining entries, believe me!
Oct 3 2013 9:54AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 55,340
Just sent the emil, in the middle of sociology class.
Oct 3 2013 1:57PM
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jimmydar
Posts: 852 - Karma: 1,629
just another reason to love joysitck
Oct 3 2013 4:17PM
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ChiefSkief
Posts: 774 - Karma: 881
I bought Joysticks from Marg at COC
Oct 3 2013 7:05PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
heres my entry since I lost :(

Greetings and salutations Joystick Crew!

I need new ski poles because some scumbag stole my poles while I went to go drain the main vein last winter. I came outside and to my amazement they were gone! I was really heartbroken as I have had to go no-poles which I'm not about that life. In order to tranny find as hard as I do, poles are an essential tool to my trade. Without this piece of the puzzle, I felt lost, like a small wolf separated from the pack in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness. I come to you, fellow skiers and brethren, for a new life and chance to regain my renowned skill/talent this winter.



Oct 3 2013 7:19PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
How do you know you lost? The negative mentality ain't gonna help ya!
Oct 3 2013 9:08PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Guys stop sending I need some poles and my reason sucks and the less good reasons they get, the more likely they are to pick my shitty answer.
Oct 3 2013 9:30PM
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Kretzschmar
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i got an email! not being negative just being real
Oct 3 2013 9:49PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Oh I didn't know man, sorry about that!
Oct 3 2013 11:06PM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
Alright ya'll... we have seen some amazing entries. Thanks for taking the time to send them in. You are all a bunch of bad asses. We are still narrowing them down to final 5 winners.

If you did not win we have probably messaged you to let you know and give you the chance to buy some ski poles for under $10.00 anyway.

This offer to buy some poles for $10.00 was a kind gesture to show our appreciation for all those who took the time to send a paragraph and photos.. we hope you took it that way!

This person did not seem to appreciate it.. but oh well. He can enjoy his life being a miserable and spoiled human:



Harry:
Your author left a thread on Newschoolers saying that anyone who thinks they deserve new poles should email you with a reason why. I emailed him/her with my reason, and I did not expect this to turn out to be a cheap way for the author to advertise their merchandise to me. LOSER.

I will certainly not be buying any Joystick poles.

Cheers!

Joystick:
Maybe the code should have read "sore loser"

Sorry.

Harry:
That's a pretty embarrassing response. Make sure I am removed from any future advertising sales lists please. Thanks.

Joystick:
You are embarrassing for your spoiled brat attitude. We don't want kids like you on Joystick anyway, ever.

Complaining over us offering those who did not win a FREE pair of poles a chance to buy ski poles for under $10.00 and you are complaining!?

You sir, are the person who should be embarrassed.

Have a nice winter!
Oct 4 2013 4:41PM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 42,823
Haha, nice, I appreciated the gesture and would have taken advantage of it if I wasn't 6'1", haha, keep it up!
Oct 4 2013 4:52PM
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,718
Good - thanks!!


Oct 4 2013 4:54PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
That guy is the definition of sore loser. I would have reacted the same way you did. Great job. My next pair of poles will be Joystick! (I would have gotten some this year, but in about June I was at a shop and they had "old" rental poles for $5, but the guy told me to just take them. I couldn't say no!)
Oct 4 2013 5:51PM
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