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My brother and I hooked up with the same girl at a party

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jibbitycricket
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We were at a party and I got with a hot girl then next thing I know my fucking brother is sucking her face off.
Any NSers had experiences like mine or any wierd party moments at all??
Sep 23 2013 4:55AM
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kevinegan
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Now your real brothers, and Eskimo brothers
Sep 24 2013 12:20PM
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Casey
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At least you were first, your bro is the one that's fucked up.
Sep 24 2013 2:45PM
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Turkelton
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explain more. cannot fathom it
Sep 24 2013 3:00PM
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ILLinoisance
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Sounds a lot like the plot of the "Who Got Dee Pregnant" episode from Always Sunny....
Sep 24 2013 3:04PM
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0123456789
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incest imporegnation? wtffffff
Sep 24 2013 4:16PM
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Spinoza
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replied Tranny Slammer, fully erect after reading the thread
Sep 24 2013 4:23PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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True story:

My brother took a year in Argentina on a Rotary exchange, so while I was in grade 11, I hooked up (HS definition - made out) with a fair number of people in my grade. When he returned, he was in grade 12 with me and so his selection was limited mostly to the girls I'd already had encounters with.

We coined the term getting "tuszed." Usually there was enough time between the two of us it didn't really matter, and I was usually there first so I didn't really care.
Sep 24 2013 8:18PM
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Peachbutt
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The actual fuck is going on in this thread?
Sep 24 2013 8:26PM
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PacificRimJob
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Well, they were both blackout drunk. He thinks they just started dancing and didn't realize who it was.
Sep 24 2013 11:19PM
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GayWolf420
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http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Sep 24 2013 11:24PM
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Sno.
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I don't know, man, this story was hard enough to believe before the pregnancy aspect entered the picture.  Plus, when you're blacked out it just means that you aren't making memories, often times you are cognizant in the moment-- most of the times, actually, unless you are passed out or getting to the point of falling down/incoherent.
Sep 24 2013 11:44PM
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Dr.Dickless
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so youre not only brothers, but Eskimo brothers as well?
Sep 25 2013 12:56AM
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Horsefacekillah
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+K
Sep 25 2013 2:29AM
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PacificRimJob
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Dude, I don't have any photos to prove it. I just know that's what the dude told me. I'm literally just repeating it back.

Apparently it happened when they were both going to the same college and ended up at the same party, and were just that drunk. Possibly they were both on drugs, too. They both sought out counseling for it and everything. He told me it was one of the most traumatic times in his life, and I'm not surprised.


Sep 25 2013 6:37AM
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SFB
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eewwwww gross dude
Sep 25 2013 11:34PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I really wouldn't know what to do, I would probably just do a lot of meth all the time
Sep 26 2013 8:55AM
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