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Worst situation to shart?
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One night I was chillin at my friends but i decided to head home. Right when i stepped though the door i let out a huge fart, but to my suprise some anal leakage popped out with it. Somehow my mass amount of buttcrack hair stopped the shart from entering my knickers. Needless to say I still took a shower and changed my pants. I felt real lucky that I hadn't let the shart out at my friends house, but I was wondering whats the worst situation where you got a little more than a fart.
I am not sure if I should be proud that my excessive amount of ass hair stopped my shart or not.
Sep 23 2013 12:10AM
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Also, I dated Kayden Kross.
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astronaut status, I find your misuse of desert funny enough to wake up my wife and show her. She is not amused. Blames me for having to wake up and work. I have no job. Tonight I will not be getting laid. MLIB
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how has no one mentioned a public swimming pool yet?
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you shart
you're on top....
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When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble. It sucks real bad it does...
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So on my way home from work. Sitting in traffic not going anywhere fast. I feel a nice fart coming down the pipes. I do the one cheek tilt to get maximum leverage. Just as I start to push that beast out I feel a tingle in my nose. I have to sneeze. I can't stop ether end and all hell breaks loose. The sneeze overrides all bodily functions and instead of a funny traffic fart I got a tragic traffic shit. Sitting in the number three lane with a number two in my pants, not moving with the rush hour congestion, what a guy to do. My exit was only 5 more down the road so there I sat in my own soft stool. I had 45 min to think and ponder what I had just done. I decided to call all my buddies and tell them my amazing predicament. Apparently, they did not see the humor I did in the shituation.
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I sharted while duck hunting this morning. In the middle of the woods and with waders on. It was not a pleasant experience
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I gotta be honest, I sharted a few times over the weekend. I think its the mixture of cough syrups im taking to get over this gnarly cold. Either way, This hole past week I've had a severe distrust in my farts.
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when we went to California again a year later he sharted again right when the family arrived at my uncle's for thanksgiving
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