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Alcohol Poisoning

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KJacks
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Last weekend a friend of mine (he doesnt drink much) decided it would be a good idea to chug his full bottle, a 2'6, or 26 ounces, before a party. When we went outside for a smoke he decided to go piss, so he pulls his dick out and starts pissing, while pissing he passes out. Dick is still out of pants. We cannot wake him up, so we attempt to poke dick back into pants with stick. Eventually we give up and get him in the car. At this point he is puking but still unconscious and we are getting worried so we take him home. Dad is cop, kid is underage, goes to hospital, sever alcohol poisoning.


Post your best/worst alc poisoning stories from yourself or friends?
If repost make fun of me
Sep 19 2013 7:11PM
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terraclot
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Devon you're like 16. I don't know if you've created those glory days yet
Sep 21 2013 8:24PM
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hippy.
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haha i didnt even mean 0.5 fuckin mobile..and ya many more to come i cant even imagine my 21 bdays if i even live that long lol
Sep 21 2013 8:29PM
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terraclot
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We believe in you baby
Sep 21 2013 8:31PM
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SamMcChesney
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yaaa, your a faggot....
Sep 21 2013 9:16PM
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hippy.
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Sep 21 2013 9:20PM
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SFB
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im totaly gonna beat you up
Sep 21 2013 10:13PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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bullshit. you didn't mis-key it. you just got called out. you're 16...yet you talk about glory days and "if you even live that long"....watch out guys!! We got ourselves a true badass over here!!! quit trying so hard. it's just the internet.
Sep 21 2013 10:18PM
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hippy.
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hahaha "glory days" I wasn't serious buddy how about you stop trying so hard and bitches beware I'm a hard motherfucker
Sep 21 2013 10:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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first you try too hard to sound hard core and now you're trying too hard to play it off...you aren't fooling anyone.
Sep 21 2013 11:33PM
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danderson.
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Thank you, I now have to clean up all the water that just spewed out of my mouth.
Sep 21 2013 11:38PM
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lineskier10
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the kid drinks his own piss and is probably at least partially retarded, im giving him until 24, maybe 25, heroin and booze o.d.
Sep 21 2013 11:40PM
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hippy.
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IQ is 110 not retarted, I just make poor choices
Sep 21 2013 11:52PM
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Spagett+
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Hippy is a genius, motherfuckers. He will shoot you with a lazzzer.
Sep 22 2013 5:31PM
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hippy.
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Sep 22 2013 5:37PM
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KJacks
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Sep 23 2013 12:18AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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I had alcohol poisoning once. It was horrible and I am so lucky I have the best friends in the world that carried me home, they each held me up by one of my arms over the toilet so I could throw up and remembered to pull my hair up so I didn't puke on it. They wrapped me in a blanket on the couch because I was freezing and kept checking my pulse all night because they thought I might die. *sigh* Good memories, back when I went to the bars with my fake ID and the bartender knew I was definitely not 21 but knew my friends and knew they would take care of me. That was the night I learned that I can not keep up with the boys drinking. Well I guess technically I did keep up and drank as much as them, I just almost died doing it. I felt like death the next day and I couldn't leave the couch until 7 pm the next day.
Sep 23 2013 1:12AM
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ilikedolphins
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assuming youre talking about beer here, how is this even possible? Is your friend like 125 pounds and asian?
Sep 23 2013 8:18AM
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GavinW
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no shit! I was thinking the same thing. I drink a handl 1.75l with three friends easy. sometimes more after.
Sep 23 2013 7:33PM
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oakskier
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You do realize that a 750 to yourself is way more than 1.75l with 3 friends? 1.75/4 is .437 L which is much less than .75. I think you and your bad ass friends should stop drinking and go repeat grade 4 math
Sep 23 2013 7:56PM
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hippy.
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Sep 23 2013 7:58PM
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elinde
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Last year we were partying with some French exchange students that were staying with kids in my high school, and all was going well, I wasn't too fucked up most of the night. Problem was, I hadn't eaten a thing all day, and that didn't go so well with a considerable amount of alcohol. I had a bunch of those mini bottles, kinda weird but yeah, and also ended up polishing off a bottle of Hornitos tequila mostly by myself like an idiot. Fun night until the drive back to my friends house (his mom driving, we were 15), and the motion of the car x my empty stomach really hit a switch and vomit made it's way up my throat. I sat there with it in my mouth for about 10 seconds tapping my friend to get his mom to pull over. I ran off the highway and puked everywhere, then got back in the car while his mom laughed at me and we went to McDs. Woke up at 6 the next day, went home immediately and proceeded to stay in my bed and puke until 5 the next day. Life is full of lessons.
Sep 23 2013 8:37PM
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KJacks
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quick update:

Friend is still alive, he is however not allowed out until he moves out of parents home. Sounds unreasonable until the facts surfaced...

After we dropped friend off he tried to fight his policeman dad, which i am assuming went very poorly...
Sep 24 2013 7:16PM
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papermache
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probobly because they didn't want their friend to have to shell out a grand just for a ride to the hospital.

Sep 25 2013 2:53PM
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