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Boner in Snowpants

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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
When you wear slimmer jeans, you can more easily hide your erected penis than if you were wearing sweatpants. Is the trend from baggy to skinny snowpants actually potentially saving us from embarassment?

¯\(°_o)/¯
Sep 8 2013 12:35PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Uhhh why are you getting boners in your snow pants?....
Sep 8 2013 12:37PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
get a boner, fuck a girl in the gondola, problem solved.

your dick is just going crazy because you're failing to pick up the sluts. get to work, homie.
Sep 8 2013 12:37PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Ski bunnies breh
Sep 8 2013 12:38PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I will never wear skinny snowpants, just embrace my boner
Sep 8 2013 12:43PM
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Handy_helper
Posts: 63 - Karma: 332
This is the most retarded thread
Sep 8 2013 12:55PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
this thread is just an excuse to make it seem like you have a big dick. Wear compression shorts and there's no fucking way people will notice it with snowpants
Sep 8 2013 1:51PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
What actually sucks is when you're on your way to the hill and you're getting excited, so you have to shit and then you hold it all day. then you're at that point where you need to shit all day but you can't and then you get a boner
Sep 8 2013 1:57PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Holy fuck I just realized that @th1337 means athlete.. what am i doing
Sep 8 2013 1:58PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Haha i didnt know that either.

woah
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Sep 8 2013 2:01PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Wait. What? Is this an actual thing? Does this actually happen?
Sep 8 2013 2:06PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
Yes.
Sep 8 2013 2:25PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
what the fuck are you talking about.
Sep 8 2013 2:29PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
do not listen to gato. i have experienced this many, many times.
Sep 8 2013 2:31PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,240
he probably wants to see your boner
Sep 8 2013 3:05PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
Don't listen to gato, he just thinks that i follow him when its a factual reality that i am going to come across some of his posts on this website we both frequent.
Sep 8 2013 7:44PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
I mean yeah. You can't shit with a boner.
Sep 8 2013 9:23PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
Your thread title made me laugh....good job
Sep 8 2013 9:29PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
You obviously need to find a girl who skis and will help you deal with the problem promptly.
Sep 8 2013 9:46PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4199 - Karma: 10,390
Ski in skinny jeans = no problem.

inb4 LOL YOUR PANTS MUST GET SO WET.
Sep 8 2013 10:24PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Woah
Sep 8 2013 10:33PM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
are you new or something?
Sep 8 2013 10:35PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
wtf did i just read?
Sep 8 2013 10:38PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
wanna know how I know you're twelve?
Sep 8 2013 10:38PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
the logic is sound
Sep 8 2013 10:41PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
anathema dropping knowledge
Sep 9 2013 1:49AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
it seems I've been slacking
Sep 9 2013 1:54AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
I got a boner once on the lift. Was sitting with a hot girl and we were talking about sexy stuff,
You know,
The usual..

Anyways best thing to do is tuck it along your thigh and savor the warmth it puts off
Sep 9 2013 2:06AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
If you get a boner actually IN the snow pants, you are wearing them too high.
Sep 9 2013 7:05AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
our love for snow...duhhh
Sep 9 2013 10:27AM
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pj21
Posts: 400 - Karma: 4,635
are we brothers

Sep 9 2013 4:08PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Who doesnt?
Sep 9 2013 5:12PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
Ight mama you and i are skiing together
Sep 9 2013 5:32PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Why the hell is this even a thread?
Sep 9 2013 5:57PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
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Sep 9 2013 6:14PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
I ain't gonna ski anywhere near where you are, so that might not work.
Sep 10 2013 12:12AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
this. waist always goes below hammer level
Sep 10 2013 12:18AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
when i get boners i just push them back inside...
Sep 10 2013 1:41AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
When I drop into a line of fresh Montana tree pow, I definitely acquire a raging erection
Sep 10 2013 2:08AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
I only ski with a boner
Sep 10 2013 2:25AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
If you wear a tall t there is no problem
Mar 22 2020 11:13PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9111 - Karma: 65,330
Nah just let it exist in its full glory
Mar 24 2020 1:12AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972
The cold are has an adverse effect but sweat pants can be more of an issue in my opinion.
Mar 24 2020 1:28AM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
7 years wiild bump
Mar 24 2020 10:46PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
SnowMiser7 years wiild bump


damn i hope you are still rocking a champion skier boner without any of that viagra
Mar 25 2020 1:03AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 783
This is the stupidest fucking thread
Mar 25 2020 1:59AM
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BobbyHollander
Posts: 94 - Karma: -10
If u got a boner, get it sucked.
ChadThundercockThis is the stupidest fucking thread
Mar 25 2020 4:56AM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
Sometimes I do a trick called the boner butter
Mar 25 2020 9:40AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
galardogodSometimes I do a trick called the boner butter


Or would that be a tripod
Mar 25 2020 9:25PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
harder than ever

driptoohard.mp3
Mar 26 2020 1:39PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,517
The referenced post has been removed.

Yo what the fuck? Is that the name of your magical penis spell or something?

Great first post bro. You're destined for greatness on this site.
Mar 27 2020 2:52PM
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