everyone does stupid shit when they are a teenager. This is better than how i got caught.
DISCLAMER: don't read this if you do not want to hear a story of absolute adolescent stupidity.
I was 16 or 17 at my friends house. His parents had gone out for the night and we were really bored at that point of our lives and decided to make some weed crackers, eat them, and then take some robotussin because one of our coworkers said it was fun. IT WAS NOT FUN!!!!! Just after we ate all that, his little brother, 15 years old gets dropped off from a party. He was kind of drunk (probably his first or second time, but wasn't very drunk) and had drank a lot of red bull as well, so we decided it would be fun to offer him a weed cracker (BAD IDEA).
About an hour goes by and then my friend and I start to absolutely trip out. I DONT recommend robotripping. not fun. not worth it. We could barely talk and just felt really fucked up and dizzy so we decided to try to sleep (it was about 10:00pm). We couldn't sleep because we were so fucked up and just laid there freaking out since the robotrip was not pleasant. At this point we had forgotten about his brother.
An hour later his parents get home and find his little brother passed out covered in vomit in the middle of the hallway. They come upstairs to where we were and try to ask us what happened but we were too fucked up and confused in the first place to understand what was happening. They start to yell at us asking what his brother did, so barely able to speak and slurring our words we told them he came home drunk and that we had given him a weed cracker. ( in retrospect we should have left the weed cracker part out so they would leave us alone but we were too fucked up and scared to think strait). Either way, they could tell we were really fucked up and were pissed. They rushed his brother to the hospital and left us alone to think about what just happened. We were still super fucked up and paranoid and the time they were gone felt like eternity since we were afraid that his brother was going to die or something. I cannot even describe how horrible it felt to be fucked up on an awful drug knowing you are about to get in a ton of trouble, and freaking out that his brother might not be ok.
Anyway, his brother was fine, but only after getting his stomach pumped and having a tube stuck up dick. His parents got back and yelled for us to come downstairs. We could barely walk. With our limbs like spagetti we took 10x longer to get down the stairs than a normal person would. His parents watched us the whole way. At the bottom, they asked for an explanation. I am not sure what we said, but I am sure it made no fucking sense. I know from the next day, we both had completely different explanations of what happened and were speaking in slow motion, barely connecting coherent thoughts together. Anyways, they never found out we were robotripping and concluded that the weed was laced (it was fine). We were all grounded for six weeks, were not allowed to hang out together for some time and were drug tested for six months after.
Moral of the story. Stupid teenagers do stupid things and then pay the consequences.
