We should seriously start banning people who still don't understand that poorly fitting boots and habitually skiing backseat are the actual causes of shin bang.
I mean what fucking rock do you guys live under that you haven't seen, heard, or otherwise learned by diffusion/proxy that this is why it happens???
Your coach just wanted to make you pay dearly for being such a n00b. Good on him. Yes, rape your shins with a pole- I heard if you spread cluslessness all over the effected area, it will help ease the pain of stupidity.
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