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The very first time

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Wizerd
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What is the story of the first time you smoked? What did you smoke out of? I smoked 2 bowl packs by myself from a spoon pipe (glass obviously) and was stoned for a good 6 hours. I played Forza, jumped on the trampoline, watched Scary Movie 4, and stole my friends car to buy more weed.
Jul 15 2013 5:08PM
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youngdtay
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One hit of a joint in the middle of the trees with my brother and his friend on a shitty foggy day at Big White Mountain Resort.
Jul 15 2013 5:11PM
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StickDonkey
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My senior trip in Cancun. Got a a bag from a guy at the market and smoked all of it off the top of a coke can with my friends. Climbed a coconut tree and met a girl that was on her balcony that I ended up sleeping with for the rest of the trip. Also; we shaved our buddies eyebrows after he passed out... he's still pissed about it.
Jul 15 2013 5:15PM
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Bombogenesis
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I took one hit and killed an entire rainforest worth of Toucans. Then I came home and lit my village on fire.
Jul 15 2013 5:16PM
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2_fadez
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Killed some black kid in an alley because he had some skittles and I had the munchies
Jul 15 2013 5:18PM
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LoathesRaisins
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OP smokes weed.
Jul 15 2013 5:21PM
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triss
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My friends house my friend was so excited he took a hit of a joint and coughed so hard he puked lol we still shit on him
Jul 15 2013 6:56PM
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LoathesRaisins
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kinky
Jul 15 2013 6:59PM
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act.resist
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at a party, we drove to get the weed in an open parking lot and a cop drove around and asked us what we were doing. Told him we were just visiting our friends. He drove off. The girl driving had the eighth under her leg and we had all taken a shot or two. I was a freshman at the time and my life wouldve been fucked.
Jul 15 2013 7:09PM
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Rafiki
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at a damien and stephen marley concert, 4 of us shared 9 dispensary j's and 2 spliffs. it was a good concert
Jul 15 2013 7:12PM
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Petey.
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in my buddy's laundry room lol. couple friends convinced me to try it..it was hash too haha, good time
Jul 15 2013 7:23PM
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pmw
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Not chill. My homeowners insurance didn't even fucking cover that, had to build a whole new hut
Jul 15 2013 7:24PM
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987321654hgfd
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Smoked a blunt outside the Javits center in NYC and went into digital life convention. Also slammed a couple of dirty water dogs. It was amazing.
Jul 15 2013 7:30PM
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traderjoe
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took one hit of a marijuana cigarette and instantly became a gay, homeless, heroin addict.
Jul 15 2013 8:08PM
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987321654hgfd
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Jul 15 2013 8:10PM
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jibbpeter
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The first time was at highschool, we had recess, so me and a friend took a short walk and smoked a fat one (hash, not weed), i instantly got high as fuck, and it felt great. when we got back to class, we had a geologi test, and i felt this really loud ringing sound inside my head. i figured that, yea! ill try to sleep it of for a minute or two, but that just made it so much worse. Ifelt this really unpleasant chills all over my body, like there was needles or something... at the end i got really fucking dizzy and puked all over the floor. i luckly managed to blame it on some food i just ate, and my teacher believed me.
at the same class the following week, i was tired as fuck (didnt smoke anything since the last time) and then he suspected me for smoking shit. lol
good times.

i still smoke today,

(sorry for bad spelling, it is a second language)
Jul 15 2013 8:43PM
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asshat
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Jul 15 2013 8:58PM
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wynnyk
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settle down, you weren't driving and you weren't the one with the weed on you.
Jul 15 2013 9:07PM
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act.resist
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"Settle down"? How about you shut the fuck up.
Jul 15 2013 9:09PM
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act.resist
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And yes i wouldve been charged for possession since i was in the car as well as under the influence. Thats the law in michigan, dont know about where you live.
Jul 15 2013 9:11PM
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Anathema
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cant remember, but i know i was in grade 7.

i went to this one sketchy ass school for a year. ironically, prep school but it was in the ghetto, so all my friends were black dudes with baggy ass collared shirts and blazers and dress pants and du-rags n shit...... that has nothing to do with this story...... but yeah i remember smoking weed with these friends of mine. i cant specifically recall the first time or how it went down, though.

that was also the year i played basketball in the yard with a sleeveless shirt and my i3 shoes, and it totally worked. i was one of them. i was a gangster for a year in grade 7. and this girl in grade 8 had the hots for me and she was a fucking puerto rican FOX

i also dated 7 different girls that year, and got hit by a car.

wtf what happened to me. i was such a g..
Jul 15 2013 9:11PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Jul 15 2013 9:23PM
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Spinoza
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I was in Burma, with the bushmen. We hit poppers and played NBA Jam
Jul 15 2013 9:55PM
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Drail
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smoked a joint with some friends in a tree beside the grocery store in my home town. When I climbed out of the tree I didn't think it worked. I then ran into my mom's boyfriend in the parking lot of said grocery store and got all paranoid and sketchy. Yep - it worked.
Jul 15 2013 10:13PM
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sarahtumbas
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I hung out with two guys a little older, and they wanted to see me high.. SO i agreed because they were hot, and we went back to their place and hit poppers..
Jul 15 2013 11:12PM
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RawrRawrRob
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4 hits from my friends bong while out camping, I just felt more drunk than anything though.
Jul 15 2013 11:22PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Idk, my friends just put this green shit in this giant glass tube thing and lit it on fire. Like the whole thing on fire. They told me to breathe the fumes so I did. Now I have AIDS. Marijuana, not even once.
Jul 15 2013 11:34PM
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idskithat
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holy shit, you should be more careful 
Jul 16 2013 12:01AM
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act.resist
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ok?
Jul 16 2013 12:06AM
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bakedpow
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i was on an island with my friends, his older sister and her friends smoked us out. it was tight.
Jul 16 2013 12:08AM
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act.resist
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the reason i said that is because we were all underage and one was driving. i wasnt trying to be like "ohh we took like 2 shots and got so drunk."

subsequently if you're a minor and are found with alcohol in your system you are going to have a bad time.
Jul 16 2013 12:16AM
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KimJong-Illest
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My first time was on a chair lift up the mountain when I was 14 and the rest of the night was just the best.
Jul 16 2013 12:39AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Lol. I smoked a joint in one of the eating clubs in college
Jul 16 2013 12:55AM
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daannnnieel
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friends house, one joint each was a terrible idea, actually inhaled, got fucked right up, went home and died for hours.


It was great.
Jul 16 2013 1:35AM
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SamtheEagle
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smoked out of an apple while skiing. sat in the forest for a few hours after that
Jul 16 2013 1:41AM
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MothaHucker
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ripped an apple in a buddies backyard and made grilled cheese hahah good times
Jul 16 2013 2:41AM
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Bombogenesis
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\m/
Jul 17 2013 8:50AM
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Stickity
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Me and my friend smoked for the first time about 2 years ago in his barn with another friend. We smoked a J. I didn't really feel high but I ate a box of lucky charms.
The first time I got ripped I was at a different kid's house like a week or 2 later and I could definitely feel it.
Jul 17 2013 9:40AM
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.Apex.
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Smoked out of a popcan with some chick who was 18 and worked with me ( I was 14 at the time) then biked like the wind home and played Cod for some crazy amount of time. Not too exciting
Jul 17 2013 10:01AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I was going to Tashi station to pick up some power converters.
Jul 17 2013 10:20AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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This is hard for me to talk about.

My friend david told me to take a hit out of his bong. I agreed, but then...









































i turned black. :'(
Jul 17 2013 10:22AM
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steezy69
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i once tried a puff of a cigarette my friend had when we were in high school...

it was yucky...i don't smoke.

except the occasional stogey at the gamblin tables

Jul 17 2013 12:01PM
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last_tango
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The last day of skiing killington this year. We were skiing on the rare 3 inches of snow they got and we were pretty much skiing on mud. I decided to smoke cause smoking is very important to my friends and I knew it would probably be the last time I would be skiing with them since I'm going out west this winter. I didn't feel a damn thing the first time smoking and it was out of a bowl.

Three days later I smoked again with my friends when we were skiing at sunday river on the remaining snow from dumont cup and I went to spin off a jump we made. I was going for nose butter 3 and I stopped rotation at 90 cause I was sooooooo baked. Then I started coming up with the most stupid and ridiculous ideas that I had to actually stop myself from saying. Midway through our session I couldn't really function anymore. Afterwards I went into my car to go home when I though I wasn't high anymore. Concentrating was really hard while driving.

I basicly can now only smoke if im on the couch or not exerting myself heavily
Jul 17 2013 12:18PM
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SamMcChesney
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With my cousins on a porch at like midnight. I think I was 15ish I think, didn't really feel it. So it wasn't very exciting....
Jul 17 2013 1:09PM
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Stickity
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Smoke a fat chronic blunt
Jul 17 2013 1:39PM
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_Garagely_
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It was in a little smoke shack at my home hill with my brother and his friends.
Jul 17 2013 1:41PM
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bunnies.
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Got reallly fucked up in the parking lot of carinthia at Mt Snow and then skiied
Jul 17 2013 3:38PM
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Huck_Norris
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I almost blow'd us all up as we were smoking out of a bent up can in the back of my dad's boat and using matches like the 12 year old n00bs we were... When we finished and lit the flashlight to make sure we didn't leave any matchsticks behind, they were littered all over the boat's gas cans. Way to go stoner! lol
Jul 17 2013 3:40PM
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statuswhitegirl
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holy fuck. lost
Jul 17 2013 3:45PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Sarah, let me break this down for you.

You met two 25-30 year old ripped football players visiting from detroit, and they wanted you to be vulnerable. You realised you wanted the d's anyways, so you faked a few baby bong hits. You were like "OMG guiz im soooo high if someone tried to take advantage of me they TOTALLY could." Black guys are like damn, whatever this bitch is hungry. Lets bone her. So they "drag"(you dragged them) back to their apartment where they tag teamed the shit out of you for a few hours, gave you a few poppers to take it up the poop chute, then kicked you out before the other whores they had showed up.

You're welcome.
Jul 17 2013 4:05PM
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