Once after a really drunk night in which I had a one-night stand, the other party was convinced that I was now her boyfriend. I wasn't convinced
Then two days later I accidentally made love to the (unbeknownst to me) roommate of my supposedly girlfriend. She suddenly came home and saw us in the act in her bed.
It was awkward and terribly confusing. Also she promised me that her brother will give me a right pummeling, so to this day I live in fear.
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