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Masturbation on the airplane

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NuevaEscuela
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Opinions and stories on masturbation on the airplane?

Jul 5 2013 10:01AM
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Arabian
Posts: 667 - Karma: 880
As long as the climactic location of your semen is on a screaming baby's face, I think your perversions can be justified.
Jul 5 2013 10:08AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Either have sex on the airplane. Or hold it
Jul 5 2013 10:14AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
You must be one horny bastard if you can't hold it during a plane ride
Jul 5 2013 10:16AM
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Rparr
Posts: 5354 - Karma: 42,183
almost the mile high club, but not quite
Jul 5 2013 10:35AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
damn I forgot how annoying it was to be a horny 15 yr old boy with nowhere to shoot his load.. I don't even want to have kids knowing how awkward those teenage years are..
Jul 5 2013 10:50AM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
newb thread
Jul 5 2013 11:18AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
It's easy in first class.
Jul 5 2013 11:38AM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
just why... youre in a public place..
Jul 5 2013 11:50AM
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pmw
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qfe
Jul 5 2013 12:04PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

you know kids, too much whackin off can make you blind.

Jul 5 2013 12:06PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
its illegal
inb4 the FBI comes a knockin
Jul 5 2013 12:15PM
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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
Fuck all these guys, they know nothin. Will, the airplane is the ONLY place to masturbate.
Jul 5 2013 12:21PM
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Rparr
Posts: 5354 - Karma: 42,183
and hairy palms
Jul 5 2013 12:54PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
It's frowned upon, thanks a lot bin laden.
Jul 5 2013 1:01PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
just yolo it. maybe a hot chick will catch you then bang you
Jul 5 2013 2:07PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
Airplanes are literally the only place I've ever masturbated
If I need to jack off I have to book a trip to some exotic location
Jul 5 2013 2:11PM
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SurfaceHoar
Posts: 311 - Karma: 240
My ex gf and I tried to do the long distance thing for a while. She'd tell me she would finger blaster herself on the plane when she was coming to see me.
Jul 5 2013 2:51PM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
I did once just to say I went high jacking /claim
Jul 5 2013 2:57PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Half-mile high club
Jul 5 2013 3:07PM
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skiierman
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I highly suggest it.

Lately I've been re-watching the Sopranos because that fat bastard died and I like watching recently deceased people who are good at acting, especially when they're the star of the best show of all time. I'm in the airport watching Tony bang one of his goomahs and of course her tits are flopping about and it takes me a second to realize that I'm watching it on a 17" computer screen and THERE'S A FUCKING KID RIGHT NEXT TO ME.


I flipped the fuck out and broke my computer. God I'm such a scumbag and I hate airports... almost as much as Wal Mart.
Jul 5 2013 3:08PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
hahaha, I'm about to get on an airplane
Jul 5 2013 3:32PM
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bunnies.
Posts: 270 - Karma: 237
My friend did it last year coming home from a school trip to Disney. Funniest thing ever
Jul 5 2013 3:43PM
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aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163
give it a try and report back with data
Jul 5 2013 3:44PM
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EricCartman
Posts: 268 - Karma: 410
OP you hear that? She's getting on the plane and is clearly DTF, have her jerk you off instead.
Jul 5 2013 3:46PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

My friend did it last year coming home from a school trip to Disney. Funniest thing ever

friend did it last year coming home from a school trip to Disney. Funniest thing

did it last year coming home from a school trip to Disney.

it last year coming home from a school trip.

last year coming home from a school.

year coming home from.

coming home.

cuming.

Jul 5 2013 4:40PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
wat
Jul 5 2013 4:58PM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
Me and my current wife started having sex in the bathroom.. im pretty sure she got off and got scared so she stopped... but well i had to finish er off
Jul 5 2013 5:15PM
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GayWolf420
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Its true. Those are the darkest times in a mans life. Not knowing any techniques or having any fetishes developed. Just jerking off for the sake of jerking off because you know how to now.
Jul 5 2013 5:17PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
wut? did we run out of stuff to talk about?
Jul 5 2013 5:20PM
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