HAHA STUPID REDNECKS

um, its minnesota. i doubt they're rednecks. probably just shirefold.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian

shirefolk*





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian

haha its not even THAT bad in Ga

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

hahha. its pretty bad out here. i just noticed today, theres this redneck kid at my school, and hes gott all sorts of hillbilly shit duct taped to his truck. the one day he brang his lawn mower to school in it, for no reason. anyway, his parking space has about 3 inches of mud and cow shit packed into the black top. its hilarious.
Plain headband: 5

Plain hat: 15

Trim (any color(s)): free

Brim: 5

Earflaps, any size: 5

tassles: free

Dangly thingers: free

Fleece lining: 5

Embroidery: 25 cents per letter

hit me up! this is my lift ticket money.

you just don't find the bodies down here



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train

ahhh they are like 20 minutes away from where im from


DRINK TILL YOU THROW UP

I can open up my dorm room door and see one



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train

they seem to think it si cool, too. wow
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may

fuck you chris. my truck ran out of gas.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.

wow..now that's idiocy, going to hunt in separate groups in the same forrest, yeah why not, you can only get shot...

and the idiot who actually tried killing should be kicked in the nuts until passing out (and thenagain and again upon awakening)

fuckin.....just...wow

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp

yeah i could definetly see that happening here in PA almost half of my school is filled with diehard hunting rednecks with rebel flags on there mud caked trucks. Its some funny shit

You Might Be A Redneck If...





Steeze its whats for dinner

That's just pitiful.

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'He BRANG his lawn mower to school.' Wait whos the redneck?







'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

the guy that killed them was chinese, he was once in the chinese military. not even close to a redneck......even though they're are a bunch here.



11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing