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Petition for Mousseau to do 20 pushups

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Mr.Bishop
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He has not had nearly enough initiation back into the fold.

As a community I feel it is our duty to give him a tiny touch of a hard time to welcome him back to the team.

Say 'aye' and vote this bitch up to the top of the homepage. If it makes it there, I'll take a video of him doing them behind his desk.
Jun 28 2013 9:45AM
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NinetyFour
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That was actually really satisfying to watch.
Jun 28 2013 11:47AM
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Mr.Bishop
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It was like 40% more anti-climactic than I anticipated... we should have made him do it with a Llama suit on or chug a beer or something.
Jun 28 2013 11:49AM
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brotherdad
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He only did 19!
Jun 28 2013 11:51AM
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seward
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someone needs to learn how to count.....

only 19, what a let down.
Jun 28 2013 11:51AM
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1337
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who says you can't make him do something else? Hazing is all about abusing the new guy until you feel satisfied he's ready. If you thought that shit was anti-climatic then time for round #2
Jun 28 2013 11:53AM
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Huck_Norris
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10 strikeouts, bitches. Hahaha... Now there's a workplace challenge!
Jun 28 2013 12:03PM
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KapitolPhoto
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Jason,

For future reference:

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/how-to-pushup
Jun 28 2013 12:04PM
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1337
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
Jun 28 2013 12:18PM
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HWW
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Man you were arching your back a lot towards the last five, terrible. This should happen more often though with other members of staff.
Jun 28 2013 12:23PM
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Karma_Police
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Good god this gif is AMAZING
Jun 28 2013 12:23PM
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00000000
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The best part is that's probably how I dance.

I wouldn't know though, because the only time I do dance is when I know I won't remember it the next morning haha
Jun 28 2013 12:28PM
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RileySnyderPhoto
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You have to do as many pushups as this thread gets upvotes Jason or you will be forever shunned
Jun 28 2013 12:29PM
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KapitolPhoto
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Jason,

The color pink does not scare me.
Jun 28 2013 12:30PM
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00000000
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Should we start a daily ticker? And what happens when I catch up?

Looks like I'll be getting in shape this summer...
Jun 28 2013 12:31PM
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HermioneGranger
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19, not 20.
Jun 28 2013 12:32PM
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00000000
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Yup, counter is starting at 19... but I'll update that at the end of the day.
Jun 28 2013 12:33PM
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LoathesRaisins
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1 push up per up vote
Jun 28 2013 12:35PM
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Austin.ski
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good shit
Jun 28 2013 12:56PM
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Mr.Huck
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NS is getting wimpy. Where is the hazing? I feel like Barry Manilow should have been playing in the background of that video. Holy missed opportunity:

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Jun 28 2013 1:08PM
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RileySnyderPhoto
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Yes, when you catch up you can stop doing them. We can always come up with a new NS workout for you!
Jun 28 2013 1:14PM
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NinetyFour
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True. But I don't know why, it just felt good seeing a delivery. But yeah, more would be nice. Maybe you could PM Scaredwhitekid for some tips.
Jun 28 2013 1:15PM
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Ribss.
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You must redo the 20 push ups with proper form and go down as slowly as possible and up as quick as possible. (No I'm not talking about your dick)
Jun 28 2013 1:30PM
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KennyD
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Next time call up some counselors at Windells to come up with some ridiculous challenge
Jun 28 2013 1:32PM
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EllieMae
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i'm a tiny little girl and i can do more than 20 push up without being out of breath... that was hilarious though, i definitely enjoyed that.
Jun 28 2013 1:41PM
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MilaKunis
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Sick claim. I'm assuming yours are done naked though.
Jun 28 2013 1:41PM
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EllieMae
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of course.
Jun 28 2013 1:45PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Mine too. "touch your chest to the ground"

Please....touch your willie to the ground. It doesn't hang as low.
Jun 28 2013 1:55PM
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Skibumsmith
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Make him do something worth watching.
Jun 28 2013 1:58PM
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p.hawks
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were at over triple that...60 push ups?
Jun 28 2013 2:17PM
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quixotic
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You should clarify that you are speaking for yourself and not on the behalf of others.
Jun 28 2013 2:36PM
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t_rob
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Shotgunning into pushups can be torturous a few rounds in. How about when this hits 2k votes that happens.
Jun 28 2013 2:41PM
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Mr.Huck
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These don't count.

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Jun 28 2013 2:44PM
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Mr.Bishop
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YOu might have to start a new petition. Could be a fun summer if we get that habit started. :)
Jun 28 2013 2:47PM
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Huck_Norris
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Watch out man, I said the same thing haha
Jun 28 2013 2:52PM
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00000000
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Someone suggested a bong toke, 20 pushups, shotgun a beer... then exhale.

iF3 is in September.



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Jun 28 2013 2:53PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Always set the bar low. Then she's guaranteed a pleasant surprise.
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Jun 28 2013 2:57PM
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Huck_Norris
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That was me and the "official" definition of a strikeout is taking a bong rip and holding it in whilst you down a shot and shotgun a beer, hence why I only said do 10 on any given day unless you're TheClap and have nothing to live for.

I believe in you, man.
Jun 28 2013 2:57PM
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HermioneGranger
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Mousseau is going to get jacked!
Jun 28 2013 3:10PM
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Balbertt
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Wow OP delivered...
Jun 28 2013 3:30PM
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dan1080
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only 19 though?.....this is ridiculous
Jun 29 2013 1:34AM
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Huck_Norris
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I had no idea Mousseau was on TGR.

Hmm. You learn something new every day I guess.
Jul 1 2013 10:03AM
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Ribss.
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That last bit is probably one of the stupid things I have ever said, looking back.
Jul 4 2013 5:34AM
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HWW
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So you come back to revive the thread which hadn't been posted in for three days, just to let everyone know? Thanks.
Jul 4 2013 6:13AM
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Ribss.
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Mythreads is a bitch sometimes, isn't it?
Jul 4 2013 7:44AM
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