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Reasons you couldn't be a girl

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
1) My ass sweats and when someone grabbed it they'd be grossed out

2)I don't "get" flowers
Jun 26 2013 2:36PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,032
Periods. No way could I mentally handle bleeding from a hole between my legs once a month. Besides, I'm scared of bears.
Jun 27 2013 6:40PM
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BoogieWoman
Posts: 408 - Karma: 664
Haha. Legs, vag, armpits, eye brows...and I'm not even particularly hairy! Some girls wax their arms and body too. Gross. Maybe this summer I'm going to grow it all out!!
Jun 28 2013 2:42AM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
That's impressive! Even I take a solid 20-25 minutes to get ready. Then I feast for another 20 minutes.

Maybe if I had a couple saplings to help get ready I'd be a bit quicker!
Jun 28 2013 8:35AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
yeah i def take like 20 minutes to get ready

but when girls literally take an hour after they say "10 minutes!"....
Jun 28 2013 9:15AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
The majority of chicks are annoying if you're not getting a chance to fuck them
Jun 28 2013 9:29AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Periods.

and losing the muscle I've worked to gain over the past 2 years...
Jun 28 2013 9:47AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
You're a bitch
Jun 28 2013 10:08AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Im pretty happy to be a girl. Especially because i dont have booty sweat.
Jun 28 2013 10:17AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
After mentioning this, you now owe an explanation.
Why the fuck do women wax their eyebrows, just to draw them back on and have them look stupid.
Even if you dont do the wax off draw on thing, you should have an insight on why they do that.
Jun 28 2013 10:52AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
I cant understand social structure. I could never survive as a girl.
Jun 28 2013 11:03AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
I would spend all my time and money on sex toys.....

Am I the only one who is jealous of their options to go solo?
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Jun 28 2013 11:19AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I have never met anyone who does this, nor would anyone i know do this, nor would i ever do this. I dont know why people always bring this up when like 30% of earths population does this
Jun 28 2013 12:37PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
5%*
Jun 28 2013 12:38PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Wait, so you wish you had more holes to put sex toys in???
Jun 28 2013 1:19PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
...........................................................yes.
Jun 28 2013 1:37PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
you better be jealous!
Jun 28 2013 4:38PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
It would have to be the getting ready aspect. Getting ready for me is putting my shoes on and a jacket if necessary.
Jun 28 2013 10:07PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,108
I speak with logical reason, bullshit just doesnt pore out of my mouth.
Jun 28 2013 11:55PM
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BoogieWoman
Posts: 408 - Karma: 664
^ This.

I don't know anyone who waxes them off to draw them back on. I've never met or even seen anyone in real life that does this. I wax mine just to shape them...because otherwise they would be like two hairy slugs across my face! Ha. Not really but having eyebrows nicely shaped to suit your face really makes you (me) look a lot better.
Jun 29 2013 12:00PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
My girlfriend hooks me up by tweezing my unibrow, no shame here! I def have seem some crazy older ladies with fake eyebrows
Jun 29 2013 12:40PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
there is absolutely nothing wrong with preventing a unibrow
Jun 30 2013 2:25AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I take 18 inch dumps on the regular. And i dont know how i would handle not having to do any work to get picked up on and when going on dates. As a guy i really enjoy planning and taking girls on dates so it would be weird to be taken on a date.

/girlmind
On the contrary, i would act how i wish girls would act on dates. Be very polite and make the guy feel like i really appreciate the effort and enjoyed things.

/guymind
Jun 30 2013 2:37AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
/Generalities*
Jun 30 2013 3:21PM
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