My buddie is having this foreign exchange student coming and staying for a while. Shes from germany and pretty hot. Im trying to think of ways to get her to want to touch my pongis. I think ill grow a hitler stache. Any suggestions?
You could either do this, or you could talk to her and get to know her, then get her number then text her, then flirt with her, then hook up with her, then she might touch your pongis... but I would probably go with the peeing in her butt thing.
1. Compliment her on being the superior race and how you think its bullshit that the germans have to carry the stupid fucking french/spanish/greek on their economic back
2. Praise the german work machine and its engineering prowess
3. Talk about how weinerschnitzels are a great food and pork is awesome and the best
5. Cover your cock in mustard and tell her to eat your bratwurst
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