"I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, 'I can kill someone with this ring,'" Kraft said at an event this week, via the New York Post. "I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out."
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"YMR is like 4bi9 with an extra chromosome" -Barack_Oganja
Seems like a believable excuse for losing it. I'll use that next time I forget my homework, Vladimir Putin stole it.
you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".