I don't think you get how this works.
I don't know why but I will explain:
The picture was there to help deliver the pun.
I didn't even claim to be in the picture, anyone who ever chatted with me knows I do not have that kind of physique. I do however know the lad in the picture, regularly trained parkour with him for years.
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