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Weirdest thing you have ever done whilst skiing

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@nonymous
Posts: 521 - Karma: 1,364
This is dedicated to a person I met a few years back, Rob Berring, who jumped over a dead person in blackcomb, His body was apparently located in June 2002 at the foot of the glacier bowl (Up from showcase)

my close friend also wet his pants. He blamed it on the vicodin...

This can all be ski related too and not just weird stuff...

So NS, what is the weirdest thing that has happened to you on skis
Jun 10 2013 6:17AM
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RyanDiMatteo
Posts: 225 - Karma: 15
my boarder mate needed to piss real bad, so we headed for the trees. He didn't want to unclip so he started pissing while still sliding. Some randon dude came and cut straight in front him making him stack and he pissed inside his pants down into his boots.
Jun 11 2013 7:15PM
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,906
I was skiing down a tree run and stopped to wait for my buddy. Then I hear a noise, I literally just turned around and there was a guy taking a shit right behind me. He just squatted there looking at me like a deer in the head lights.
Jun 11 2013 7:31PM
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SorryMrMittens
Posts: 295 - Karma: 769
Blue hills? that was me.
Jun 11 2013 7:45PM
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Riley.Webb
Posts: 41 - Karma: 99
a brown dude pissing while skiing down the run, he was pretty wet after...
Jun 11 2013 9:16PM
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PAPAFIN
Posts: 17 - Karma: 224
This year i got on the chair with a couple british kids who were talking about there chest hair which the shaved dicks into. Then they looked at me offered me a beer and showed me there chest hair dicks "no homo"
Jun 11 2013 10:29PM
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bblock
Posts: 139 - Karma: 24
skiing at spirit mount when i was 16 circa 1999 they had a 50 ft table i was backing off of. my goggles werent on tight, they came off at the beggining of the flip and went out ahead of me. i reached out and grabbed them fuckers just before i landed... it was like slow motion??? buncha people on the lift were freaking the fuck out as was i, couldnt believe it.
Jun 11 2013 11:25PM
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Paul.
Posts: 1558 - Karma: 10,552
gotta go switch man...
Jun 11 2013 11:33PM
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zaksmith1153
Posts: 6 - Karma: 37
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Jun 12 2013 12:45AM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
I was clicking my skis together to get the snow off on the chair, and accidentally hit a teenager. the teenager proceeded to blame a kid behind him for getting him wet, a fight ensued.
Jun 12 2013 12:53AM
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s.conway
Posts: 975 - Karma: 622
that just made my day
Jun 12 2013 12:53AM
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zaksmith1153
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My friend is band for life from brighton for pissing off the chair lift and peed on a 6 year old girl
Jun 12 2013 1:04AM
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CigSquid
Posts: 96 - Karma: 23
i one time stuck a full pbr up my virgin bumhole whilst shredding the gnar gnar reptarbar at i ride park city park city mountain resort in the beautiful country of park shitty utah usa country of amurica whilst backflipping my "buddys" body off the hugest 20 foot jump they have then i SHOTGUNNED a red bull while my "buddy" drank the beer from my anoos and jacking off to thomas anthony wallisch. then my girlfriend called me and it got really hawt. all the while i was bumping "dont go chasing waterfalls" by TLC on my walkman. the end. =]. #briantonetti #tonetti.
Jun 12 2013 1:25AM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
Is your friend R. Kelly?
Jun 12 2013 1:33AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
I'm not sure what I just read or whether or not I like it or not; 10/10 for story, 1/10 for grammar, would 'wut' again.
Jun 12 2013 9:51AM
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ihatepotatos123
Posts: 26 - Karma: 49
i was in the lift with a person masturbating
Jun 12 2013 10:14AM
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
So we were taking some pow runs and had a bunch of snow and our jacket and pants. So we got on the lift and decided to make some snowballs. So we see our first unfortunate target coming head on toward us. I take my aim and let one loose, hits Jim square in the face, a true haymaker. Kid double ejects from his skis, loses poles, helmet, everything, just a yardsale down the side of the mountain. To top all if it off he slid on his stomach down the remainder of the run. Pretty crazy stuff.
Jun 12 2013 10:40AM
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itsbenyo
Posts: 106 - Karma: 214
few years ago, like 2009 ish i saw a snowboarder dressed up in a whoopie cushion suit hand plant a hitching post
Jun 12 2013 10:58AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
What kind of faggoty University do you go to?
Jun 12 2013 12:33PM
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50_Shades
Posts: 48 - Karma: 64
R. Kelly being gremlinz rider. GBP
Jun 12 2013 1:30PM
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A.Paul
Posts: 302 - Karma: 250
My Dads friend had to use a goggle bag to wipe his ass when he took a dump in the trees.
Jun 12 2013 3:00PM
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MLB
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Fucked my then girlfriend in a treewell while skiing at Revy.
Jun 12 2013 3:29PM
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Martin-moe
Posts: 190 - Karma: 249
Did a zerospin while taking a piss.. There was this kid hanging out behind the jump. poor fella
Jun 12 2013 8:11PM
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SamColby
Posts: 644 - Karma: 2,006
numerous times i have farted while eating shit. its like falling knocks the fart out of me
Jun 12 2013 8:12PM
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ChristianMingle
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Last year I was going up a lift with a buddy of mine and after a couple of attempts I managed to hock a loogie on a ski racer below. The kid ate shit and looked up at us super pissed lol.
Jun 12 2013 10:51PM
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Benson.
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Taking a piss while riding switch, lol
Jun 12 2013 11:18PM
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Shredsterr
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Gross.
Jun 13 2013 1:11AM
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