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If you were a pornstar...

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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
What tattoos would you have?

I think I'd go for an intricate cross about 5-6 inches tall on each upper thigh almost hip area. Also I would have a barbwire tattoos on my right bicep. Maybe some sun designs around my belly button or nipples.

Pinknames you can play too.
Jun 6 2013 8:01PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
of all the questions this thread could have contained with that title...

well I guess I wasn't expecting that.

Anyway, I'd have a tattoo of a sexy naked girl on my thighs
Jun 6 2013 8:03PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
As a pornstar I have no tattoos
Jun 6 2013 8:05PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
+ points as well if you actually are a porn star.
Jun 6 2013 8:09PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
missel on the penis. Most definitely.
Jun 6 2013 8:09PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
This.
Jun 6 2013 8:16PM
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Tuukka_Rask
Posts: 18 - Karma: 27
Rocket ship for me
Jun 6 2013 8:17PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
montreal canadiens logo for me
Jun 6 2013 8:31PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
cantelope on my right bicep, that lamp from the beginning of every pixar movie on the left one.
Banana on the shaft, green shells from mario kart on the balls. Huge soviet flag across chest
Jun 6 2013 8:35PM
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Tuukka_Rask
Posts: 18 - Karma: 27
pussy
Jun 6 2013 8:37PM
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skisalot111
Posts: 723 - Karma: 157
i would have a tattoo inside my vagina
Jun 6 2013 8:45PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
i would have a penis on my penis so girls can suck my penis while sucking sucking my penis
Jun 6 2013 8:50PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I would have a rainbow around my anus
Jun 6 2013 9:04PM
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SkiBum.
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 3,897
FBGM on me somewhere.
Jun 6 2013 9:07PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
I'd go tatooless, but if i had to have one id get a unicorn on my arm with the horn on my fingers so i could fingerbang with my unicorn horn
Jun 6 2013 9:08PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
proof?
Jun 7 2013 4:12PM
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DanielPlainview
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,708
i wouldnt have any tats, i would just pee in a lot of girls butts
Jun 7 2013 4:17PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
id tattoo my dick so it would be all black
Jun 7 2013 4:20PM
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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
I think the unicorn on the finger takes the cake
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Jun 7 2013 4:35PM
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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
I think the unicorn on the finger takes the cake
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Jun 7 2013 4:35PM
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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
I think the unicorn on the finger takes the cake
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Jun 7 2013 4:35PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Backyard.Skier finds this one weird trick to make your dick HUGE!
Jun 7 2013 4:35PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
I would get companies to advertise on my body
Jun 7 2013 4:36PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
Id get a dick tattooed on my dick
Jun 7 2013 4:37PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
would tattoo every appendage with dicks, I would be a walking conglomeration of dicks.
Jun 7 2013 4:43PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
sounds like an NS ad
Jun 7 2013 4:43PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I would get one that says "I will destroy you" with an arrow pointing to my dick.
Jun 7 2013 4:55PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
I knew I was good for something!
Jun 7 2013 5:46PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
wait.... you guys get ads for dick growing? i only get the ones to lose wait for pregnant ladies... :(
Jun 7 2013 6:27PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'd tattoo my own dick on my dick
Jun 7 2013 7:06PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Definitely a large mailbox around all my junk. I could have a catch phrase like "you've got mail" kinda like when you had an aol email
Jun 7 2013 7:09PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
I'd put a handprint on my ass. Yolo.
Jun 7 2013 7:31PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Like a big black man hand or a little woman hand?
Jun 7 2013 7:40PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
I'd say a moderate white dude handprint would be perfect.
Jun 7 2013 7:52PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I wouldn't get a tattoo. twink4life
Jun 7 2013 7:55PM
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