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Cheap, ballin outta control sunglesses

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TheClap.
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$50 will get you a pair of Pit Viper sunglasses

awesome warranty also, you break um they will send you a new pair

http://pitvipersunglasses.com/collections/all

BOSS

youre welcome

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Jun 5 2013 4:10PM
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.AR6rider.
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Regardless of how incorrect your assessment of my life is, I find it funny that you think it's insulting to tell someone they have a lot of money. Ohhh noooo, tell me how bad I should feel about having nicer things than youuuuu!
Jun 5 2013 10:14PM
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Peter.
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Jun 5 2013 10:31PM
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.Rybak.
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Jun 5 2013 10:34PM
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shibby
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protect your eyes kiddos. i used to work on water using none or cheapo glasses and a few years on i can feel the effects. drug store glasses are probably fine but stay away from the asian boutique.

those glasses op posted are funky but probably worth more like $5
Jun 5 2013 11:11PM
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NinetyFour
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NS is SRS MOFUGGIN BIZNSSSSSSSS tonight.

It's a semi-troll put on by skier Chuck Mumford.


Jun 5 2013 11:17PM
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mmallender.
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hahahaha you win.

@logey. by no stretch of the imagination you could make the same rationalization about wearing your seatbelt or smoking cigarettes. "oh my great grandma smoked until she was 101 so clearly all those "health concerns" about smoking are garbage" or "my dad has never worn a seatbelt a day in his life and he hasnt crashed/died so clearly wearing seatbelts arent necessary"

and @SKIIOWA because i can? dont get so riled up and upset about what i say haha
Jun 6 2013 1:27AM
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PhaedeD
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you know your eyes dont start to change until you are like 25.... always trying to one up people on this site.
Jun 6 2013 9:54AM
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SirBooley
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got some last year when they were a lot cheaper. dont wear em too much….good party shades
Jun 6 2013 10:11AM
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Ehh...
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I work at Oakley, basically here is the scoop about sunglasses at Oakley for all of you bitching about it.

Polarized and regular lens offer the SAME uv protection.

All Polarization does is cut out the glare.

Polarization works by cutting out one wave a light (typically there is two)

You can tell if a glass is polarized if you tilt your head sideways while wearing them them you'll hit a "black spot" where everything will literally go black when looking down the lens.

The one thing that Oakley has on them that other companies aren't yet doing (that I've seen) is replaceable lens. Yes they are way overpriced and Oakley charges up the nose and gets it for them. But in all honesty Oakley does have quite a few lens options for different lighting situations for both their polarized and nonpolarized categories which can be extremely helpful instead of looking out of a dull grey colored lens every day. They have rose based lens with a dark iridium finish that truth be told one of the best ones out their.



Yes Oakley's are expensive, but that's Branding and Capitalism for you. Frogskins aren't the best looking glass either at least for men in my opinion.
Jun 6 2013 10:23AM
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saskskier
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I buy expensive sunglasses because they last. I have never broken or lost a pair, so I buy something I like.
Jun 6 2013 10:44AM
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El_Barto.
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Those are gay as hell. Hope is not dope
Jun 6 2013 10:50AM
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Huck_Norris
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If you wear these anywhere but spring skiing, you should be sterilized.
Jun 6 2013 11:04AM
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Afterbang.no
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I just ordered 500 par of wooden shades, polarized and with cooler design, I was planning to let them go for like 35$
Jun 6 2013 11:39AM
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Huck_Norris
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pics or gtfo
Jun 6 2013 12:16PM
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Afterbang.no
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Here's two of the samples i received a couple of weeks ago;

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Jun 6 2013 12:27PM
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seward
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says the girl that probably has a closet full of shoes and atleast one $500 "handbag".

ill agree that those glasses are gay as fuck.
but many people seek to own sunglasses that serve a actual purpose.
whether that be uv protection, foreign material protection, sports specific etc.
i for one have slightly light sensitive eyes, if i dont wear sunglasses in direct sunlight for prolonged periods of time, i experience temporary blindness.
personally, i purchase oakleys because theyre good, and help me avoid this little predicament, not because i need some stupid fucking plastic to cover my eyes.
Jun 6 2013 12:41PM
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Furrer92
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Jun 6 2013 1:05PM
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Huck_Norris
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You should send me a pair of the top ones so I can review them and report to the masses.
Jun 6 2013 1:33PM
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act.resist
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Dude, im cheap as fuck. The most expensive pair of shoes i own are tevas, i reject consumerism and almost never buy something because of the brand name.
Jun 6 2013 5:53PM
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act.resist
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Ive never paid more than 100 dollars for any piece of clothing or accessorie
Jun 6 2013 5:54PM
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seward
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i think you missed my point.

anyways, there will always be three types of people.

people that buy stuff cause it is good.
people that buy stuff because of the name.
people that wont buy stuff because of the name.
Jun 6 2013 5:57PM
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Huck_Norris
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That may be one of the hottest things I've ever heard a girl say on here.





Jun 6 2013 5:59PM
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mmallender.
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ive got to disagree. the sun is pretty goddamn hot
Jun 6 2013 6:06PM
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act.resist
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Nope, i understand your point. Youre saying that im a hipster...because i dont wear name brand clothing. Wel i do, but i buy it when its on sale or clearance. If i DO have something thats really expensive its because one of my family members decided to buy it for me. And ocassionally ill splurge on something that i think is better quality . Because nice things are nice, like goggles, expensive goggles are typically better than cheap ones
Jun 6 2013 9:24PM
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mode2n
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This thread is dumb because whats her face keeps going on about how superior her eyesight is to everyone, and she doesn't even wear sunglasses to boot! If people (such as myself) want to spend money on nice pairs that don't feel like their about to snap, do it. If not, then don't!
Jun 6 2013 11:47PM
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RimJobber
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Are you fucking stupid. You talk shit about sunglasses but then say you want expensive goggles. They're serving the exact same purpose and you probably wear your sunglasses more. This has got to be one of the most stupid things I've read from you.

Also, I'm going to keep buying good glasses because if I dont someones going to die. I'm a lifeguard and need to be able to see everything, keep my eyes safe from 8-10 hours in the sun, and when I have shit flying at me while working on the pumps and filters.
Jun 7 2013 1:39AM
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bo0b
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I would totally wear these!


^What I would say if I was a bro and/or RiFF RaFF groupie.
Jun 7 2013 1:45AM
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000000000000
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Smith has a lifetime warranty
Jun 7 2013 2:44AM
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mmallender.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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are you sure you arent like 12 years old?
Jun 7 2013 2:55AM
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act.resist
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Are you sure you dont realize im arguing a moot point for no reason?

One: i dont fucking care, youre all picky little bitches who care too much about other peoples opinions.
two: good sunglasses are good and bad sunglasses are bad
Jun 7 2013 6:45AM
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seward
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wut??

i never, even, said, the word, hipster?

i dunno, maybe ive just noticed a reoccuring trend that people who dont wear name brands are awfully condescending to people who do.

and yes, expensive goggles are typically better  than cheap ones.
same with just about anyother possible thing you could purchase on the face of this planet.
Jun 7 2013 8:53AM
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act.resist
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Kind of, and isnt that what part of being a hipster is? Being a condescending pretentious snob.

I dont see how i displayed any of that though. I was never condescending, i just said the glasses are stupid.
Jun 7 2013 9:01AM
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seward
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i dont know, is it?

i never said you were condescending either.

read into words a little bit more why dontcha

Jun 7 2013 9:07AM
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act.resist
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Well then whats yur point?
Jun 7 2013 9:12AM
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feihlination
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there are two groups of people who NEED sunglasses

1) ski instructors
2) lifeguards at a fuckin white beach

everyone else is just in for fashion



#spittingoutfacts #truestory #sunglassknowledge #getlearned
Jun 7 2013 10:09AM
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GayWolf420
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I'm buyin like 30 pairs just so I can piss a lot of you off in this thread.
Jun 7 2013 11:07AM
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seward
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that just like no one is impressed with other people buying $200 shirts, no ones impressed that youre "cheap as fuck" and wear garbage.

people spend money on what they want to spend money on honey.
Jun 7 2013 12:16PM
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act.resist
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m not trying to impress anyone and never implied that i was.
Jun 7 2013 12:40PM
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Tuukka_Rask
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^^^^^^^trying to impress...
Jun 7 2013 12:41PM
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act.resist
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Ya dont say?
Jun 7 2013 12:44PM
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Ehh...
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Yes this. Or people who have lasik surgery and cannot have anything but polarized glasses.


Seriously, Sunglasses have a lot more to do than just being an accessory or a fashion statement.
Jun 7 2013 1:00PM
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PhaedeD
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all I wear is louie and gucci, does that mean I am a hipster too????
Jun 7 2013 2:40PM
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PhaedeD
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honestly though a 200 dollar button down feels soooo much better on my skin than a 20 dollar one same goes for levis vs designer jeans. Hudson>Levi

Jun 7 2013 2:42PM
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jca
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haha all you guys with your panties in a knot are getting trolled by mr chuck mumford.

Jun 7 2013 4:34PM
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rockersteez
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Jun 7 2013 4:59PM
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mmallender.
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from what you have said so far, it sounds more like you are completely oblivious to the fact that youre contradicting yourself more and more with every post
Jun 7 2013 5:11PM
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.94
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AHAHAHAH you would post this, stupid fucking idiot.
Jun 7 2013 6:02PM
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TheClap.
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Laird wants my D real bad has tag realtalk
Jun 7 2013 8:14PM
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