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Riddle thread

alex=

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Insane

I'll start off with this one that just came to my head.

Riddle: I make stacks, but I don't make racks. What am I?

Jun 5 2013 10:47AM

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clive_bixby

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Insane

What's red and smells like blue paint.

Jun 5 2013 10:57AM

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alex=

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Red paint.

Jun 5 2013 11:01AM

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Bogs

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No Life

newspaper.

shitty riddle, by the way.

Jun 5 2013 11:14AM

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alex=

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Someone who works at iHop, actually.. I should've wrote 'who am i', my fault. Your answer works though

Jun 5 2013 11:16AM

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EasyEast

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Insane

i'll play "what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?"

Jun 5 2013 11:21AM

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stizzle

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Loner

A River.

What gets wetter as it dries?

Jun 5 2013 11:29AM

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JzD.

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Insane

Towel?

What gets bigger as you take more away?

Jun 5 2013 11:32AM

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HWW

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a towel.

what is brown and sticky?

Jun 5 2013 11:32AM

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alex=

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a hole.

Jun 5 2013 11:38AM

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Mag

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Crazy Fool

A hole.

Who's thread is a repost?

Jun 5 2013 11:38AM

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alex=

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Mine.

Who needs to get the fuck out if they don't like it?

Jun 5 2013 11:40AM

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stizzle

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Loner

Him.

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky?

Jun 5 2013 11:50AM

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Darth.Maul

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My penis.

Jun 5 2013 11:54AM

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alex=

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a breadstick! thats such a disturbing picture

Jun 5 2013 11:57AM

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stizzle

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Loner

That is acceptable but I was looking for gum

Jun 5 2013 12:00PM

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Algebra

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No Life

A stick.

Jun 5 2013 12:11PM

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alex=

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Insane

too stoned to make a riddle right now,

bump

Jun 5 2013 4:02PM

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Thick_Chick

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Newb

Whats brown like poop, and smells like poop

Jun 5 2013 4:09PM

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Nacho+

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what is brown and hairy, and makes plane rides scary?

Jun 5 2013 4:22PM

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Caucasian_Asian

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King Kong.

Or swarthy Middle Eastern guys sitting beside you praying the entire flight.

Jun 5 2013 4:28PM

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.Roockley.

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the land of wobble and triangle games are good riddles

in the land of wobble there are boobies but no tits, jizz but no sperm, shitting but no defecating

Jun 5 2013 4:38PM

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