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Your stupidest drunken moment

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90053
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so last night was gonna go see knife party, in barcelona at the moment, went for pre drinks at a friends apartment, wasn't really concentrating on how much i was drinking, took a cab to the club but realized that i hadn't got enough money for entrance so wandered off to get some cash, idiot, got lost and could barely even walk, managed to trip over and faceplant cut my forehead badly, at this point someone decides to mug me of wallet, jacket, phone, keys to my apartment oh yeah and my shoes, get picked up by an ambulance and spend the night in hospital

i ´m a real winner
Jun 1 2013 5:31PM
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Sno.
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With just one post this thread managed to make me feel better about myself and my drinking habits. Thank you.
Jun 1 2013 5:35PM
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daannnnieel
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you've got me beat. The dumbest think i've decided to do is sleep ontop of a van.
Jun 1 2013 5:40PM
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JDA
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Jumped off a 10ft wall into a hedge- I seem to have a bad habit of jumping off and over things when I'm drunk. I've also posted my wallet into a letterbox
Jun 1 2013 5:47PM
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CliffyByro
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got absolutely fucked at pre drinks, left my wallet in my friends apartment then decided (well, it was his idea) to use his ID to try and get into a club instead of going back and getting it (about a half hour round trip in a taxi). the fucking bouncer called the police and i got a warning off them.

its like fucking bad luck brian. uses fake ID when he isn't underage, gets caught by the police. massive derp moment
Jun 1 2013 5:49PM
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clive_bixby
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i went on a first date with an ex gf, we got hammered after and partied with friends. i blacked out and woke up in a bed with her and i pissed the bed. i pissed on her too. first time sleeping together and that happens. we dated for a long time after that surprisingly
Jun 1 2013 6:23PM
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Karkoskier
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Chugging 1/4 of a handle of Jose Cuervo while I was already trashed. Easily the most fucked up I've ever been.
Jun 1 2013 8:26PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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145 mph in a 55 mph through central pennsylvania where i don't know how to get away. see the lights several miles back so i just pull over and wait...and wait...and wait. i was so far ahead that i could have easily dipped if i had known the area. but yeah, you can imagine how that one turned out. blew a .13 so it's not like i was blitzed. this was at the peak of my alcoholism, so i actually thought i was straight to drive.

not one of my finer moments. to make things worse, the cop was a raging dick head to me (wonder why?), so i was a pretty big ass hole back. that caught my an ass whoopin' to accompany my trip to jail.

but, I've never even gotten behind the wheel of a car after even one drink ever since.
Jun 1 2013 8:35PM
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grapejuice3000+
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would probably be that time i decided not to drink

so all the time

idiots
Jun 1 2013 9:06PM
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alex=
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I don't drink much, so pretty much just drunk texts to a girl I fucked up with spilling everything. made for an awkward conversation the next morning
Jun 1 2013 9:13PM
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McFellon
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Waiting for the bus back to campus, spit a mouthful of beer on a car driving by, car turns around, me and my friend run away from the road and hide in a bush, 3 mexicans jump out and run after us, push my friend into the bush after he steps out and tells them that 'he's invisible', they find me, dude from the car: 'did you spit on my car bro?', me: 'oh shit did someone spit on your car, where are are they?', dude: 'i know it was you man', we get knocked around a little, go back to waiting for the bus.
Jun 1 2013 9:56PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Ask the bouncers to kick me out of the club so that I didn't have to wait in the exit line to get out after the concert. Always funnnn...
Jun 1 2013 10:40PM
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Mr.Sloth
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You would piss the bed
Jun 1 2013 10:48PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Was about to have a threesome but I had been drinking heavily with 150mg of amphetamines in me and blacked out. Woke up the next morning lying a rock being bandaged up. I was still quite drunk and started laughing. There were a dozen people hovering over me, staring at my shoulder.

As it turned out, I had fallen asleep next to a fire, rolled into the embers, and caught on fire. The girls show up and were just as confused as I was as they had blacked out too. They rushed me out to the hospital. I had second, third, and fourth degree burns. I'll call it my tattoo from now on. Besides the badass tattoo, I signed my hair. A free hair cut and tattoo? Definitely worth the skin graft surgery.



Moral of the story?
Don't drink everclear on an empty stomach and be a stupid college freshman.
Jun 1 2013 11:39PM
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Blindsurfer
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huge boost
Jun 2 2013 8:04AM
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Hughes
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tried to do a double backflip on a tiny trampoline, feet clipped the net so it was sort of hanging in the middle of the trampoline, then tried it again and went over the net and landed on the springs. stupidest moment of my life.
Jun 2 2013 8:14AM
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Sir.Steezealot
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Drank god only knows how much shots of Rikaloff, a few beers, and a little bit of a bag of wine. Ended up meeting some homeless dude in a wheelchair on the streets at like 2am. I convinced all my friends he was my fucking best friend named 'Bob', I promised Bob everything, I said I would give him money, pizza, beer, and told him he could come party with us. Needless to say Bob just kept following me around the whole night as we jumped parties screaming at me for his piece of pizza and beer. That was an interesting night to say the least...
Jun 2 2013 9:21AM
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SKIWAGEN
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One time I got really trashed, hit a spliffed hookah for while, smoked some bowls and a couple blunts, went on the trampoline, tried a backflip, landed on my head, and I don't remember anything after that, oops. got a concussion out it, solid day all around
Jun 2 2013 9:36AM
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SKIWAGEN
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sorry for dub post, but this kid in my class was shitfaced last week and took my friends glass bubbler, thought it was a spoon, and ate chili with it
Jun 2 2013 1:28PM
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DrewPeacock
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Decided to go swimming.......... on a dinner table. the cool thing is a few people joined in
Jun 2 2013 1:32PM
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Petey.
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i puked in a dude's sink once
Jun 2 2013 1:36PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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The question that is in dire need of answering though is..............Did you pee in her bunghole?
Jun 2 2013 1:40PM
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Blake.P
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This. I haven't gone that low yet
Jun 2 2013 1:44PM
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