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Ron Swanson Quotes

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Jeebus.
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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
May 30 2013 4:07PM
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Ski_the_east01
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a dog under 50 lbs is a cat, and cats are pointless
May 30 2013 4:09PM
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bnewbs6
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I love the one when he is sick and Ann asks him to drink some water. So he puts ice cubes in his scotch.
Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhDHui1BZYA
May 30 2013 4:23PM
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Jeebus.
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May 30 2013 4:55PM
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act.resist
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inb4 sexy_jesus ACTUALLY IS accualyisdolan
May 30 2013 4:55PM
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Jeebus.
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May 30 2013 4:59PM
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Mag
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win
May 30 2013 5:07PM
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Z.J.H.
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EVEN WORSE.
May 30 2013 6:45PM
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MilaKunis
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You make so many fucking threads.
May 30 2013 6:47PM
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E__
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Yeah but this about Ron Swanson so it's automatically more manly and better than any other thread.
May 30 2013 7:06PM
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45.
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I personally think Andy Dwyer quotes are far better. I mean - Ron Swanson is a man amongst men, but Andy is just hilarious
May 30 2013 7:10PM
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Iliveinutah
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May 30 2013 7:12PM
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E__
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Oh without a doubt Andy is hilarious too but they're on equal playing fields in their own way. Just my opinion. Even April has hilarious quotes.
May 30 2013 7:13PM
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YourMomsCouch
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May 30 2013 7:28PM
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Chunter
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"Are you ready for your first day of class Andy?"

"...Aw crap I forgot my books. And my computer."
May 30 2013 7:41PM
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45.
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"I just traded Finlands military to Kenya for 50 lions, thats good right?"
May 30 2013 8:12PM
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Jeebus.
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Is that Dr. Cox?
May 30 2013 8:16PM
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shitpoop
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yessir

May 30 2013 9:35PM
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B.Fantana
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"I actually don't know how much money I have, but I do know how many pounds of money I have." - Ron Swanson

May 30 2013 9:45PM
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t_rob
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May 30 2013 9:47PM
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t_rob
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May 30 2013 9:54PM
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shifty36
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"You had me at meat tornado"
May 30 2013 10:18PM
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KingGeedorah
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May 30 2013 10:38PM
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TheBredward
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"What's cholesterol"

"There's a giant spinning cone of meat in the restaurant next door. I'm not sure what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing"
May 31 2013 12:50AM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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Be a man.
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