Most trouble you have ever gotten into at school

one time in 8th grade, we were all throwing basketballs at this one kid at recess. I eventually ended up doming him so hard. he got a concussion and i was given a lunch detention.

kindergarten punched a kid in the face because he broke a skeleton keychain i had gotten for halloween. I feel especially bad about this one, because years later i found out he was mentally challenged due to a lack of oxygen at birth, but i couldn't tell at the time because i was like 5. anyways, had a meeting with principle and parents, had to apologize to kid.

1st grade showed a girl my underwear because i liked her and i thought that's what 1st grade girls wanted to see. had to have a stern talking to with the teacher and parents

2nd grade i shut the lights off in the bathroom to mess with my friend and he pissed all over himself as result, suspended for 2 days because he told on me


7th grade - me and two friends randomly got up during class one day and ran outside, as our classroom had a door directly to our playground, and we ran around the track a few times and came back. for no reason. 5 lunch detentions

8th grade got sent to the principles office twice in the last week of school. First time was for some bullshit, i think i mouthed off to a religion professor or something and he sent me to the principle. Second time, my friend called my girlfriend "squares", because he thought she had square boobs (which she most certainly did not) and i picked him up and threw him on the ground, again resulting in a principle office visit.

sophomore year of hs - 10 lunch detentions because a teacher found some drawings of penises that looked like superheros/dinosaurs/airplanes, and apparently my name was written on the paper. no recollection of making such drawings, and after seeing the paper the artwork was too good to be my own. still served the detentions because that teacher was a smoke and i was trying to hit.

junior year - called my theology professor dick ryder, (his name is richard, aka "dick", and his last name was ryder) which he did not take lightly. managed to meet with him after class and talk my way out of it, probably would've been in deep shit otherwise.

that's all i can remember to this point.

.FryI eventually ended up doming him so hard. he got a concussion and i was given a lunch detention.

damn you must give mind blowing bjs to give that dude a concusdion

A girl on my bus had an elf on the shelf and thought it was actually alive. our whole bus started chanting SQUEEZE IT SQUEEZE IT SQUEEZE IT and we all got called to the principals because she started crying.

got expelled from preschool for biting people

One time in first grade I couldn't catch this kid while playing tag so I spit on him because I thought it would slow him down (??????) that ended up being a long meeting with my parents and the principal lol

Senior year of highschool i was on newschoolers during photography class reading a "would you rather thread". Obviously there was terrible, disgusting, vial things said in that discussion. Turns out someone was monitoring my computer and I got caught. Got kicked off the computers for the rest of the year. Then like 3 weeks later I beat some kid up because he was making fun of my sister and I got suspended for a few days. Jeeze I was a thug.

I gave my teacher a hug and got suspended for sexual harassment

I ordered pizza to the window of my English classroom. My teacher let me but the assistant principal saw the pizza guy. Got two days detention

Bump cause I goofed up recently.

So my schools email server is kinda fucked. So one day the basketball team sends an email to all the students to get people to come to the game. My one friend who is on the team, made a group email with me and some of the team and just decided to dick around in it with all the other kids. I thought it was stupid and annoying, so I replied "Fuck off" and hit reply all. But I replied to the wrong email and accidentally sent it to the entire school. I told every student, teacher and parent to fuck off.

We'll see how this develops

Taped a metronome to the bottom of teachers desk it was just ticking the entire period while he was just trying to figure out whose phone it was.

Yelled kobe and hit my teacher in the face with a water balloon. The teacher turn around and no joke slapped my friend in the face.

Switched all the printer ink cartridges out so the teacher couldn't print the test.

After the teacher showed an example of an "A" project my friend took the project off his desk wrote his own name on it and turned it in a week later.

Most times the teachers never saw, but in detention once when we were asked to write an essay reflecting on why we got the detention and then put the essay in a sealed envelope a friend drew a huge smily face across five pieces of paper then turned it in and left.

Too many other ones to list

Oddly I thought NS would produce better stories than this. Just a load of minor infractions on here.

THEDIRTYBUBBLEBump cause I goofed up recently.

So my schools email server is kinda fucked. So one day the basketball team sends an email to all the students to get people to come to the game. My one friend who is on the team, made a group email with me and some of the team and just decided to dick around in it with all the other kids. I thought it was stupid and annoying, so I replied "Fuck off" and hit reply all. But I replied to the wrong email and accidentally sent it to the entire school. I told every student, teacher and parent to fuck off.

We'll see how this develops

pm me what happens. This is worth following

7th grade, my friend and I would skype this chick a lot and eventually my friend started telling her she had a smelly vagina and should spray febreze on it, it went on and on even when he was alone and eventually the girl got the vice principal (sexist bitch) and a guidance counselor (bitchy asian lady with a mustache) and they gave me 1 detention and my friend 2, it was bullshit that we got detention for shit that happened outside of school. Still funny though, fuck that middle school.

steezkneezpm me what happens. This is worth following

Hahaha its fucking hilarious now. Some kids have been making fake accounts and emailing the entire school the entire scripts to Shrek, download links for Kanye's new album, and various assorted memes

THEDIRTYBUBBLEHahaha its fucking hilarious now. Some kids have been making fake accounts and emailing the entire school the entire scripts to Shrek, download links for Kanye's new album, and various assorted memes

You've started a revolution. Put the link to either S.J.Ws ns account (which is a joke) Or the guy waving his dick around lol

NotoriousT.S.E\Then like 3 weeks later I beat some kid up because he was making fun of my sister and I got suspended for a few days.

respect

THEDIRTYBUBBLEHahaha its fucking hilarious now. Some kids have been making fake accounts and emailing the entire school the entire scripts to Shrek, download links for Kanye's new album, and various assorted memes

post the school mass-email address on here

quixoticit was 7 years ago when i was a freshman in the dorms. some kid that lived down the hall from me was a sophomore and i guess he got busted for selling weed the school year before, which i did not know. he asked to buy some weed from me and i said sure. turns out he was wearing a wire and buying weed for the cops. it was an 1/8th bag. i still didn't know until a month later when the six cops dressed up in drug task force gear came into my 80 person lecture class and hauled my ass of to jail. kinda fucked up over a few blunts worth of weed.

What kind of fucked up system is it where cops have to send a wire into a college campus to arrest kids for having weed -.-

Update: School email server got shutdown. Dean of Discipline meeting coming up

THEDIRTYBUBBLEUpdate: School email server got shutdown. Dean of Discipline meeting coming up

Wasn't your part in this originally just an e-mail sent to the wrong people? I would think that Administration should understand if you were to show the other ones you send to your crew.

BAMP