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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
so what are yall i am (most to least)

Scotch
irish
Greek
Andorran
swiss

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 20 2004 2:13PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
im a blond swede


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.
Nov 20 2004 2:15PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
English
Soctish
Irish
Flemish (beligum)
-Chloe
skiing=radical
Nov 20 2004 2:16PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
25% irish
75% french-canadian
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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Nov 20 2004 2:18PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
ukranian
german
irish
and a little of everything else like danish and junk. but baby im 100 percent american. few years back at school we were supposed to do the heritage thing and this kid forgot about it and said he was 100 percent american (he wasnt and indian, i think he was german) and the teacher got all pissed and was like 'you LIE' and he actually was like crying. pussy.

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.
Nov 20 2004 2:19PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
im not totally positive, but most people REALLY dont care. at all.
C-Man
Nov 20 2004 2:19PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
Swedish
Argentinian
Ukranian
Black


We pay our debt sometimes.
Nov 20 2004 2:29PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
^ word im black too

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 20 2004 2:33PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
finish
scottish
irish
english
french
native american
and a bunch of others
Nov 20 2004 2:39PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
youre a fuckin mongrel logan

lol

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 20 2004 2:46PM
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eheath
Posts: 61107 - Karma: 118,280
scottish
irish
welch
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'...you bend over and breathe in deep breaths for about 90 seconds once you feel light headed u come up really fast and another person squezzes there hands on your jugular vein and the other side of your neck...its awesome DO IT' -NBCskier
'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato



Pot not legal in Alaska! bummer man
Nov 20 2004 2:55PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
well technically we would all be a homo erectus to some extent, if the evolution theory is real


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.
Nov 20 2004 2:59PM
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forfun
Posts: 4916 - Karma: 66
swedish
Send it
Nov 20 2004 3:00PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Newfie (Irish, English, French, Portages, scandanavian, native american, Greek...) my ansestors came from almost everywhere.
-Thom Savery-
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*
Nov 20 2004 3:04PM
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ghettoprep
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
pure irish bitches

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-Nell Cop
Nov 20 2004 3:06PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
50% italian
50% english
-Dan
Nov 20 2004 3:07PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
50% russian jew
50% english/irish/scottish
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Nov 20 2004 3:15PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
French canadian
Polish
Nov 20 2004 3:20PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
i know a kid whos a russian jew. his name is stanislav
-Dan
Nov 20 2004 3:22PM
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Fairview
Posts: 430 - Karma: 33
Atlantaski is 100% redneck. This is due to his mother being his father's sister. This is a tradition that has passed through his family for generations. Here is his family tree as he explained it to me:

'Now many, many years ago, when I was twelve plus three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!'

- Atlantaski
go to work drunk
Nov 20 2004 3:23PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
swedish
icelandic
slovak



'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Nov 20 2004 3:24PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
^ yup 100% right

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 20 2004 3:25PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
american
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Nov 20 2004 3:27PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Uh... Irish and other stuff... I don't know anything else.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 20 2004 3:31PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
scots-irish
Nov 20 2004 3:34PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
irish
italian
french canadian





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Nov 20 2004 3:40PM
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annaSKI
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 11
italian


-anna

skiing makes
me really
happy.
spreadin' the love, y0
Nov 20 2004 3:45PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
British/Scottish on one side, Greek/Latvian on the other. Mostly British and Greek.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Nov 20 2004 4:03PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Hahaha you're Scotch huh AtlantaSki? Must be nice being part whiskey and all.

50% Scottish
25% Swedish
25% French/English
-AndrewP
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Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat.
'It is often said that the best remedy for fear is to burn alone.'
Nov 20 2004 4:03PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
soctish / french Canadian

Nov 20 2004 4:07PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Im... israeli and Canadian legally. I was born in Israel, live in Canada. My parents grew up in Rumania. That's all I know.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jibberishradical
www.absoluteskishop.com
Nov 20 2004 4:09PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
50% polish
25% italian
20% english
4% french i think
1% black and something else.
(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?

how about one without a creditcard?
Nov 20 2004 4:34PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 740
50% black
50% white
100% uh oh oreo
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.


Rideeast




picture gallery
Nov 20 2004 4:37PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 740
acttually im super white
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.


Rideeast




picture gallery
Nov 20 2004 4:38PM
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Fairview
Posts: 430 - Karma: 33
the only black in atlantaski is the cock in his ass.
go to work drunk
Nov 20 2004 5:13PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
hahahahha
-Dan
Nov 20 2004 5:15PM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
i'm 75% irish and 25% english


~meghan
Nov 20 2004 5:16PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
Fairview, that was very thought out.
(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?

how about one without a creditcard?
Nov 20 2004 5:17PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
I likw bwing 0% irish

German , Polish






IIIIFRNT
Nov 20 2004 5:40PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
BEING*

Fuck this gay ass apple top






IIIIFRNT
Nov 20 2004 5:40PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
irish- my middle name is cregan after our familys castle 'Gregan' in ireland
Scandanavian
kinda german cause my dads family moved from sweden to germany, but i am mostly scandavian looking.

do you want to help fund the 'get Anjelica a sweet dvd player in her car' foundation?

donations are more then welcome, and if you make a charitable donation if i goto college by you i will give you free rides up to the mountain and you get to watch SKI MOVIES on the way there!!!
Nov 20 2004 6:22PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
scottish, chinese, scando.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Nov 20 2004 6:24PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
100% Cracker.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Nov 20 2004 7:03PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
100% white. yup, thats right

actually:
english
irish
german
lithuanian


'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260
Nov 20 2004 7:11PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
alaskan inupiat, as i answer on every standarized test they throw on my desk
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
Nov 20 2004 7:22PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Ireland
Scotland
Whales


...

Nov 20 2004 7:23PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
Italian (25)
German (50)
French (25)
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 20 2004 7:31PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
polish and ukranian, half n half.
Nov 20 2004 8:15PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
north eastern european





oh well
Nov 20 2004 8:41PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
north eastern european





oh well
Nov 20 2004 8:41PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
english
irish
scottish
french
german
italian
native canadian (but im 100% white)
lots more.


**CCR**
Nov 20 2004 8:52PM
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